The honey trap

My crypto- and NFT-mocking stories and blogs attract so many crypto-bot comments, I've taken it as my mission to encourage them so I can report them.

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Equestria Girls
Dark
Comedy
Camp Everfree gets a new zipline while Diamond Tiara copes with her parents' divorce.
Violence
Sex
Death
Profanity
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
CMCs
Timber Spruce
Gloriosa Daisy
Samey90 · 8.2k words · 50 8 · 643 views
TMassospora cicadina
MLP: FiM
Dark
Horror
Mystery
Ocellus meets a new friend and gets more than she bargained for.
Sex
Gore
Death
Profanity
Gallus
Ocellus
Sandbar
Silverstream
Smolder
Samey90 · 6.2k words · 22 6 · 617 views
TU.N.-decent Exposure
MLP: FiM
Comedy
How Celestia learnt why humans usually wear clothes
Sex
Human
Celestia
Luna
Raven Inkwell
Raleigh · 4.2k words · 555 22 · 6.6k views
TThe Tower of the Fallen Star
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Before she was a princess, Celestia was a barbarian wandering the world in search of adventure and glory. In the Tower she found that and more.
Sex
Gore
Violence
Death
Celestia
Luna
OC
Raleigh · 22k words · 153 6 · 1.4k views
TStocking the Princess
MLP Gen 5
Comedy
Slice of Life
Zipp researches aerodynamics. Pippsqueaks get a completely wrong idea about it.
Sex
Pipp
Zipp
Queen Haven
Samey90 · 3.5k words · 151 7 · 2k views
TWasted Time
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Twilight watches a terrible movie and wishes she hadn't. Shenanigans ensue.
Twilight
Starlight Glimmer
Sanguine_Potato · 1.2k words · 225 views
ESilent Wings
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
Silverstream hadn’t always been deaf, but she'd always had a loving family who were willing to support her every step of the way. Gallus had always been deaf, and wasn’t so lucky.
Alt. Universe
Gallus
Silverstream
Terramar
Nitro Indigo · 7.3k words · 56 2 · 1.1k views
TPipp Petals, The Mukbang Detective
MLP Gen 5
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
Pipp and Zipp eat some delicious food and fight crime.
Sex
Violence
Death
Profanity
Sunny Starscout
Pipp
Zipp
Samey90 · 2.9k words · 30 10 · 385 views
EA Crash Course in Comedy
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
When your talent is for being an airship ballistics test round, jokes are bound to go right.
OC
Iron Will
RDT · 2.1k words · 10 0 · 254 views
EGive an Apple a Kick
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
You're never too young to learn. Or too old to be a little wiser. Bright Mac and AJ help teach each other.
Applejack
Bright Mac
Soft Feather · 6.2k words · 97 2 · 1.2k views

"Redheart" and "Luna's Daughters" series

A Story to Relate to On Scootaloo’s worst day ever, Applejack tells her a story to put things in perspective. by SockPuppet 6,165 words · 194 · 14
The Ponies in the Caves When Diamond Dogs kidnap four foals, it's up to Ponyville's first batpony immigrant to lead the rescue into the caves. by SockPuppet 23,405 words · 361 · 14
Redheart's War A nurse has seen it all. A combat medic has seen even more. by SockPuppet 46,081 words · 430 · 16
Luna's Daughters Upon her return from banishment, Luna asks Celestia: "What happened to my daughters?" by SockPuppet 18,084 words · 447 · 17
With Her Majesty's Coast Guard We have to go out. We don't have to come back. by SockPuppet 27,496 words · 132 · 6

My best two series.

Featured Stories — Silly

Flavors of Equestria Synthetic meat isn't murder. The murders come later. by SockPuppet 3,627 words · 129 · 10
Pegasus Pizza Delivered in thirty minutes or less, directly to your GPS location! by SockPuppet 1,993 words · 516 · 15
Destroyed in a Flurry It's not a party until the fire department gets called. by SockPuppet 7,453 words · 219 · 9
The Disney Princess Disney isn't ready for this princess. by SockPuppet 11,457 words · 236 · 10

Some more of my featured stories, but not to be taken seriously! (Enabled "View Mature" to see the fifth.)

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Kikio3000

Kikio3000 #82 · February 7th · · ·

I love your father's day not-a-contest group! Would it be possible to make a mother's day not-a-contest as well?

SockPuppet

SockPuppet #81 · Aug 2nd, 2022 · · ·

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Yup, Astur was the Lord of Luna — and Tranquility and Equinox's father.

Horatius at the Bridge:

On Astur's throat Horatius right firmly pressed his heel,
And thrice and four times tugged amain, ere he wrenched out the steel.
"And see," he cried, "the welcome, fair guests, that waits you here!
What noble Lucumo comes next to taste our Roman cheer?"

Tranquility at the Bridge:

Shattered left foreleg tucked high, blood flowing freely, Tranquility stomped on Astur's dead throat with her right forehoof, and wrenched her bloody sword free from his face.

She held it aloft, and blood dripped onto her mane and ears. "And see!" she cried. "See the welcome, fair guests, that awaits you here! What peer or noble scion comes next, to taste Celestian cheer?"

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