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TU.N.-decent Exposure
MLP: FiM
Comedy
How Celestia learnt why humans usually wear clothes
Sex
Human
Celestia
Luna
Raven Inkwell
Raleigh · 4.2k words · 597 23 · 8k views
EA Crash Course in Comedy
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
When your talent is for being an airship ballistics test round, jokes are bound to go right.
OC
Iron Will
RDT · 2.1k words · 10 0 · 367 views
EAs Strong As Marble
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
Marble goes to Rockhoof in hopes of finding strength, but he shows her all the strength she needs is inside herself.
Marble Pie
Rockhoof
Soft Feather · 6.6k words · 76 0 · 1.4k views
TStocking the Princess
MLP Gen 5
Comedy
Slice of Life
Zipp researches aerodynamics. Pippsqueaks get a completely wrong idea about it.
Sex
Pipp
Zipp
Queen Haven
Samey90 · 3.5k words · 166 7 · 2.9k views
TCelestia Regina
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
The city of Vanhoover is rebelling. From atop her lonely throne, it is up to Princess Celestia to step forth and hold Equestria together.
Celestia
OC
Sledge115 · 13k words · 291 9 · 2.4k views
EGive an Apple a Kick
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
You're never too young to learn. Or too old to be a little wiser. Bright Mac and AJ help teach each other.
Applejack
Bright Mac
Soft Feather · 6.2k words · 97 2 · 1.5k views
TThe Daughter from Donkistan
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
Diamond Tiara was having a good morning. Then her mother dropped dead. Then things got weird.
Narcotics
Sex
Death
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
OC
Filthy Rich
Spoiled Rich
Samey90 · 12k words · 108 4 · 1.6k views
TWeed Packing Conversations
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Two fake vegetarians and a vegan sell weed, contemplate love.
Sex
Narcotics
DJ P0N-3
Other
Lemon Zest
Sandalwood
Wallflower Blush
Samey90 · 3.8k words · 34 11 · 750 views
TIn Night's Garden
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
Anthology
A gardener’s duty is to nurture and let their flowers bloom. Princess Luna learned that a long time ago, for Equestria is the largest garden of all.
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Starswirl
Mistmane
Sledge115 · 18k words · 80 5 · 1.5k views
TLessons with Luna
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Luna takes the most unruly apprentice in Equestria under her wings.
Profanity
Sweetie Belle
Luna
Samey90 · 2.7k words · 131 5 · 1.4k views
TDammit, Sweetie Belle!
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Scootaloo is sore. Sweetie Belle thinks she has a solution.
Sex
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
OC
Kirins
RDT · 1.4k words · 31 1 · 646 views
TThe Tower of the Fallen Star
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Before she was a princess, Celestia was a barbarian wandering the world in search of adventure and glory. In the Tower she found that and more.
Sex
Gore
Violence
Death
Celestia
Luna
OC
Raleigh · 22k words · 166 7 · 1.9k views
EPrincess Celestia Really Likes Hair Dyes
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
She really does. A bit too much, even. Everyone wants to know why.
Celestia
Luna
Sledge115 · 3.4k words · 238 10 · 2.5k views
TWasted Time
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Twilight watches a terrible movie and wishes she hadn't. Shenanigans ensue.
Twilight
Starlight Glimmer
Sanguine_Potato · 1.2k words · 12 0 · 359 views
EThe Dreamwalker's Lament
MLP: FiM
Romance
Drama
In the garden of dreams, Luna confesses her greatest fear to Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight
Luna
Sledge115 · 5.7k words · 171 11 · 3k views

"Redheart" and "Luna's Daughters" series

A Story to Relate to On Scootaloo’s worst day ever, Applejack tells her a story to put things in perspective. by SockPuppet 6,165 words · 212 · 11
The Ponies in the Caves When Diamond Dogs kidnap four foals, it's up to Ponyville's first batpony immigrant to lead the rescue into the caves. by SockPuppet 23,405 words · 382 · 13
Redheart's War A nurse has seen it all. A combat medic has seen even more. by SockPuppet 46,081 words · 472 · 15
Luna's Daughters Upon her return from banishment, Luna asks Celestia: "What happened to my daughters?" by SockPuppet 18,084 words · 480 · 16
With Her Majesty's Coast Guard We have to go out. We don't have to come back. by SockPuppet 27,496 words · 155 · 4

My best two series.

Featured Stories — Silly

Flavors of Equestria Synthetic meat isn't murder. The murders come later. by SockPuppet 3,627 words · 148 · 10
Pegasus Pizza Delivered in thirty minutes or less, directly to your GPS location! by SockPuppet 1,993 words · 542 · 12
Destroyed in a Flurry It's not a party until the fire department gets called. by SockPuppet 7,453 words · 229 · 8
The Disney Princess Disney isn't ready for this princess. by SockPuppet 11,457 words · 249 · 9

Some more of my featured stories, but not to be taken seriously! (Enable "View Mature" to see the fifth.)

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Courage Fire

Courage Fire #83 · Jun 16th, 2023 · 1 · ·

I have no idea why, but I feel like you'd be interested in this silly YT short.

https://youtube.com/shorts/yxsTXNM_LfU?feature=share

Kikio3000

Kikio3000 #82 · Feb 7th, 2023 · · ·

I love your father's day not-a-contest group! Would it be possible to make a mother's day not-a-contest as well?

SockPuppet

SockPuppet #81 · Aug 2nd, 2022 · · ·

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Yup, Astur was the Lord of Luna — and Tranquility and Equinox's father.

Horatius at the Bridge:

On Astur's throat Horatius right firmly pressed his heel,
And thrice and four times tugged amain, ere he wrenched out the steel.
"And see," he cried, "the welcome, fair guests, that waits you here!
What noble Lucumo comes next to taste our Roman cheer?"

Tranquility at the Bridge:

Shattered left foreleg tucked high, blood flowing freely, Tranquility stomped on Astur's dead throat with her right forehoof, and wrenched her bloody sword free from his face.

She held it aloft, and blood dripped onto her mane and ears. "And see!" she cried. "See the welcome, fair guests, that awaits you here! What peer or noble scion comes next, to taste Celestian cheer?"

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