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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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Pipp and Zipp eat some delicious food and fight crime.

Inspired by this tweet.
Edits by SockPuppet

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 22 )

Now I have seen everything.... And so it begins!

I have no idea what I just read, but I love it.

Another fantastically-funny story, here. :D I just learned what a mukbang is. It makes me a bit nauseous, truth be told. At least they managed to solve ONE whole murder!

What he fuck did I just read? :rainbowlaugh:

That was great, the fact that true crime mukbangs are a real thing just makes this cavalcade of bad taste even better.

You are delightfully deranged.

Missed opportunity:
Pipp should have said this is the greatest social experiment she has come to know.

Ri2

Does that mean Zipp and Pipp don't have the same father?

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One murder, one case of poor health, and one freak accident (or so Haven says).

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Indeed. I guess we do live in a society.

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Too much internet.

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Yeah, they're half-sisters in this one (it's somewhere between deep lore and inside joke).

Ri2

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What happened to Pip's dad?

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He slipped in the bath and fell on a box full of knives. Twenty-three times. Really freaky accident.

Marry me samey you beautiful bastard.

Keep talking to him,” she whispered in the Royal battle language. “Thunder is about to get his location.

Without translation: “Dash dashdash rainbow rain rainbow dash.”

Wonderful, both the mad premise and the relatively sensible execution. I especially love Sunny’s obnoxious username and Opaline watching the stream. Thank you for this.

Huk

Fucking glorious :rainbowlaugh:! This thing is criminally underrated! Whoever downvoted this deserves to be in the sequel as a part of Pipp's list of unsolved murders :rainbowdetermined2:

<xXxDeadWingerxXx> Wait, what happened? <ItAintEasyBeingIzzy> The murderer got them! <Opaline666> Wasn’t me, I swear! <Feedee420> Pipp’s ass needs to be about 20% squishier, don’t you think? <Sunny_Starscout55 (she/her) 🧉 #HoofToHoofHeartToHeart 🍑 🥭 🍓 🍍 #smoothie #SmoothieTime> It’s me. I’m done with this!

sunny including her pronouns n her username is completely in character to how political she can be sometimes

Zipp's good eye went wide when she looked at the photo, the black eye swelling shut. "D-daddy?"

this twist ending needs it's own damn fic!

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Thanks :twilightsmile:

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Indeed (she still uses it to advertise her business as well).

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Is the lore for them being half sisters canon or fanon?

<Feedee420> Pipp’s ass needs to be about 20% squishier, don’t you think?

"20% cooler" will never go out of style!:rainbowdetermined2:

<CloudDoomer> Wait guys, I think that’s my uncle.
<ItAintEasyBeingIzzy> @CloudDoomer lol, rip

Izzy woke up and chose savagery and violence!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh:

<ItAintEasyBeingIzzy> Beans with pineapple. I’d invite Pipp and Zipp, but I think they’re full.

Hold up!:rainbowderp::pinkiegasp:
Is that a Tell Tale Games' Walking Dead 2 reference?!?!:pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:

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