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On a rainy day, Vinyl Scratch meets Fleetfoot in a bar. Together, they talk a bit while drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. Nothing else happens.

Russian translation by GreenWater

Pre-read by Bootsy Slickmane. Check out his Nothing Happens stories too.

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Comments ( 32 )

Great job with the character interaction. I enjoyed reading this fic, so keep up the good work! :twilightsmile:

What happens if I insert a dislike here? :rainbowkiss:

I loved this, and I'm not biased in any way when it comes to stories like this. Nope, totally objective, here.

Really, though, this is great. I've said it before, but it's no less true now: you have a gift for conversation and banter. This was lovely to read, and it brightened my day. I love the references, too. Awesome work.

The world may implode. Then nothing would happen.

Thanks :twilightsmile:

5101767 I'm gonna do it, Samey! I'm gonna do it! :rainbowkiss:

This was honestly the best 'normal' story I've ever read. Neutral setting, straight-up character interaction and development, no major plot behind it or anything, just a casual conversation between two bar-goers. I like it! Wish I could pull off something like this. I'm no good with extended character interaction like this.

Thanks :twilightsmile: I just had to write something calmer for a change...

You can always try to improve – it took me a while before I learned to write like that...

What a nice chat.

I love "slice of life" stories. They're so relaxing.

This works.

5101986 This. So much this.
I love how nothing happens and yet, everything happens. Great work!

My only complaint is the length... but that's just personal preference.

Gentle and powerful. Bravo. Probably doesn't help I'm listening to Numb by U2 which is a pretty somber industrial track.:rainbowlaugh:

“Yeah, except mafia chased me throughout the whole Equestria, and I was stuck with two jerks who thought I was stupid,” Vinyl said. “You see, my dreams tend to be like that.”


I loved this. Short, sweet, and very interesting. :twilightsmile:

Thanks :twilightsmile:

Too long or too short?

5106240 Too short. :twilightsmile:
But again: it's personal preference that makes me want 6k+ stories.

Short, funny and relaxing. Nice. :twilightsmile:

Great story. Simple and nice to read

Did not contain lesbian sex, therefore you only get one upvote and favorite.

Thanks :twilightsmile:
Well, "nothing happens" is right in the title :pinkiehappy:

Yeah, it's better not to.


what a fun little story I very much enjoyed it. if you want coffee similar to what's in your story you should try Turkish coffee. it's petty close to mud.:derpyderp1: Delicious mud.

This was nice, :D feelsl ike the start of a wonderful friendship 8'D


I don't trust titles.:trixieshiftleft:

I read that... as something else. eheheh eue

6185070 Quite welcome!
Like most, I can see a sequel happening, but eh.

Keep up the good work!

You seemed well versed in everything. I can tell you do research but it seems almost conceivable that you could write about anything. Thank you. :heart:

I hope you're okay with me leaving a comment on all your stories, I wouldn't want it to get tedious or contrived...

Don't worry, I like your comments :twilightsmile: And yeah, I'm trying various genres.


I have reviewed this story as part of the Reviewer Cafe. I hope that you find my review to be at least somewhat helpful, and as always, thank you for the time, effort, and hard work you have put into the creation of this narrative.


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