Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

For reviews see pinned blogpost - 🇭🇺 - "Kicsit zöld, kicsit chanszökevény, de a miénk."

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I make the angel's cream...AND THE DEVIL CRY!

'We're often silent. We don't yell and we don't complain. We're patient, as always. Because we don't have the words yet. We're afraid to talk about it. We don't know how.' -Svetlana Alexievich

Thus sayeth the ʟᴏʀᴅ: All-Star, over easy, sausage, raisin toast, scattered-smothered-covered, double pecan, coffee, no cream and no sugar.

I write about griffs. (♀ | Timezone: UTC + 1 | Discord | Ko-fi)

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Sock / Sock's / Sock, no!)

Forget not that I am a derp.

"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it."

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Call me Leroy. Some time ago, never mind how long exactly, having little or no sense in my brain, I began to write. PM me if you'd like a story reviewed!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I spin straw out of solid gold, I drink cheap-ass beer from expensive-ass glasses, and I prefer my horses with fingers and toes.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

I have done nothing productive all day.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

"With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it doesn't seem like such a bad thing to me to wanna put a little bit of it back together"

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

Always look on the bright side of life!

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Hi! I like to draw, lets just hope I also like writing stories too. Follow my Tumblr! http://kulhiddenstache.tumblr.com/

Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Mod 1 of 4 of The Diamond Cutters and general lover of reading. Genuinely enjoys and refers to Diamond Tiara as Best Filly.