IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Zipp is best pony.

THAT IS ALL

CNN: Airbus A340 plane lands on Antarctica for first time

Add this to the list of "Photo vacations I would love but will never be able to afford."

Too stupid to use, but too fun to throw away.

Sunny: "We should go reunite all the species!"

—eleven months later—

Pipp: "What the fuck do we call this abomination?
Sunny, looking in Argyle's notes: "A mule."
Haven: "Bastards can't inherit the throne."
Zipp: "Ahem."
Haven: "You were conceived before I had your father annulled."
Sunny: "You mean the marriage annulled...?"
Haven: "..."
Zipp: "Imma spoil my niece so bad."

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I helped brainstorm this and was a pre-reader. It's a wonderfully demented romp back and forth between Equestria and Pedestria, and an entertaining deconstruction of the iseaki-by-truck tropes.

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Four races left in the season, and my boy Max is in a strong (but hardly unassailable) position to take the championship.

Having said that, and having named myself a Verstappen fan, I acknowledge that Hamilton is probably the best driver who ever participated in the history of the sport.

Hamilton proves his skill here:

Me: Five hours at the grocery store or in the kitchen making chicken tikka masala

Wife: "That's the best chicken tikka masala I ever had. Restaurant quality."

Me:

Big congrats to Sledge115 for winning the Renaissance Contest!

It was my pleasure to pre-read this wonderful story and to supply one of the OCs, but the story is pure Sledge! A deserving win.

TCelestia Regina

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

The city of Vanhoover is rebelling. From atop her lonely throne, it is up to Princess Celestia to step forth and hold Equestria together.

• Celestia
• OC

Sledge115 · 13k words  ·  248  8 · 1.5k views

Sequel published on my lewd account, details below the cut:

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I've been shanghaied into a position of greater responsibility at work—specifically, I was thanked for having volunteered is how I found out, to which I replied "!?"—so my free time is basically getting beaten about the head and shoulders with a stick.

Still working on my various stories, but they will take longer.

(We'll see of my raise is "inadequate" or simply "zero.")

Too short to publish as an independent story:

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