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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (He/him)

Nov
25th
2021

Announcement · 12:09am Last Thursday

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Zipp is best pony.

THAT IS ALL

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Nov
23rd
2021

Antarctica · 12:58pm Last Tuesday

CNN: Airbus A340 plane lands on Antarctica for first time

Add this to the list of "Photo vacations I would love but will never be able to afford."

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Nov
19th
2021

Story snippet · 12:05am November 19th

Too stupid to use, but too fun to throw away.

Sunny: "We should go reunite all the species!"

—eleven months later—

Pipp: "What the fuck do we call this abomination?
Sunny, looking in Argyle's notes: "A mule."
Haven: "Bastards can't inherit the throne."
Zipp: "Ahem."
Haven: "You were conceived before I had your father annulled."
Sunny: "You mean the marriage annulled...?"
Haven: "..."
Zipp: "Imma spoil my niece so bad."

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Nov
15th
2021

Signal boost · 8:13pm November 15th

I helped brainstorm this and was a pre-reader. It's a wonderfully demented romp back and forth between Equestria and Pedestria, and an entertaining deconstruction of the iseaki-by-truck tropes.

[Adult story embed hidden]

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Nov
14th
2021

Hype hype hype · 11:29am November 14th

Four races left in the season, and my boy Max is in a strong (but hardly unassailable) position to take the championship.

Having said that, and having named myself a Verstappen fan, I acknowledge that Hamilton is probably the best driver who ever participated in the history of the sport.

Hamilton proves his skill here:

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Nov
13th
2021

It's a good day · 11:28pm November 13th

Me: Five hours at the grocery store or in the kitchen making chicken tikka masala

Wife: "That's the best chicken tikka masala I ever had. Restaurant quality."

Me:

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Nov
10th
2021

Congrats/Signal boost · 9:19am November 10th

Big congrats to Sledge115 for winning the Renaissance Contest!

It was my pleasure to pre-read this wonderful story and to supply one of the OCs, but the story is pure Sledge! A deserving win.

TCelestia Regina
The city of Vanhoover is rebelling. From atop her lonely throne, it is up to Princess Celestia to step forth and hold Equestria together.
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Nov
6th
2021

"Romancing the Griffonstone" quasi-sequel · 9:31pm November 6th

Sequel published on my lewd account, details below the cut:

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Nov
2nd
2021

Small update · 6:43pm November 2nd

I've been shanghaied into a position of greater responsibility at work—specifically, I was thanked for having volunteered is how I found out, to which I replied "!?"—so my free time is basically getting beaten about the head and shoulders with a stick.

Still working on my various stories, but they will take longer.

(We'll see of my raise is "inadequate" or simply "zero.")

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Nov
1st
2021

Story snippet · 8:42am November 1st

Too short to publish as an independent story:

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