I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

Just a pon who likes writing.

Old, grumpy russian. From Russia.

I'm just here to write.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

No minute is Best Minute

Afflicted with the Editor's Curse. Corrections offered without malice. Unrepentant Discord fangirl.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Horrifically Fun

I tell lies for money.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I'm here to help. Avatar image courtesy of Taggerung

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krüs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I am a biomedical scientist who enjoys reading and writing about ponies in my spare time.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Data-Scientiest-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.

There's never been a writer here.

Misunderstanding media.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Token Canadian blogpony for EQD and friendly soul. EQD Pre-Reader wrangler, if you have issues with them pm me here or reply to the email.

My pen hoof is somewhere on the left.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

Pony stuff author since 2012. Writes supposedly good stuff. Still haven't made a break. Still persistent. Probably highly unlucky. Or hated by the universe. Either determined or insane. Or both.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

The unicorn sat with his little filly by the fireplace and opened the book once more. "Let's see what happens next!"