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Mitch H


“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Jun
20th
2020

Season 10 Contest Winners! · 11:08pm June 20th

See here.

Lots and lots of submissions this time 'round.

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Apr
9th
2020

Ponk Home, Virginia Signal Boost · 6:03pm April 9th

Ok, here we go: Ponk Home, Virginia! Totallynotabrony's entry in the Dashville Cup series.

For some reason, this one has me thinking in scrambled NASCAR metaphors.

Apr
9th
2020

Dashville Group Creation · 1:16am April 9th

So, I ended up creating a group for my Dashville EqG AU setting.

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Jan
14th
2020

The Whole Tooth · 11:01am January 14th

Sweetie Belle was desperately running from the ferocious, animate wooden teeth when she heard the giggling.

She almost tripped with outrage as she realized that somepony was making mock of her peril.  The fact that the little unicorn’s trip caused her to tumble right through a tree and the hedgerow behind it broke her immersion, leaving her lucid enough to recognize that she was dreaming.

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Jan
2nd
2020

Unexpected Art · 7:09pm January 2nd

So, I was informed today today that someone had commissioned - or just plain painted out of some volunteer spirit - some art for A Requiem for Lost Libraries.

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Jan
1st
2020

First Story Of 2020. Or Possibly The Last Of 2019 · 12:24am January 1st

Depending on time zones. (How the heck do they work?)

So yeah, a stream of consciousness bit of Luna being Luna. And getting in touch with her inner foal.

Happy New Years, everybody! And enjoy the bright shiny new decade, while it doesn't have any scratches or dings on it!

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Dec
28th
2019

New Story! · 4:14pm Dec 28th, 2019

EThe League Of Spinster Aunts
The Duchess of Trottingham is dying. She has no heirs. But she does have a plan. And clever lawyers.
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Dec
4th
2019

Creative Organization, With Coffee and White Zinfadel · 4:22am Dec 4th, 2019

Rarity always said that organization was the heart of creativity. 

Of course, she usually said this after six carafes of white zinfadel and twelve cups of high-octane coffee. Most of what she said in this mindset could be discounted or ignored. The buzzing that came from her addled lips were more of a carrier wave than a signal by the time she got to that altered state.

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Nov
30th
2019

My Apologies · 10:56pm Nov 30th, 2019

So yeah... that new story is part of a writing contest that I got roped into. And yes, it is an HiE about... Adolf Hitler.

What can I say? Working within the confines of a formal writing contest apparently brings out the troll in me.

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Nov
21st
2019

Not Fooling Anybody · 4:12pm Nov 21st, 2019

OK, in the interest of truth in advertising, I've set my Trixie and Sunset stories to 'hiatus'. Because I haven't been working on them, and a story can only sit neglected and un-updated for so long without 'incomplete' becoming a mockery of the plain meaning of the word.

Sorry, folks. The muse hasn't been to either story's doorstep in yoinks.

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