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Shrink Laureate

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

My stories

Admiral Sunset Shimmer stories

Admiral Shimmer verse

Blog Posts

  • Sunday
    Aragorn's Pants

    Oliver: "In the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, Aragorn's lower body wear is never described. Therefore, he never wore pants and you can't prove otherwise."

    My response...

    Aragorn sighed as he collapsed on the bench. "Finally," he said. "I've been on my feet all day."

    "Such is to be expected of a coronation, particularly one of this scale," said Arwen, approaching.

    Aragorn smiled. "It was a good coronation, though, wasn't it?"

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    4 comments · 69 views
  • Wednesday
    Things not to say to a Cardinal

    In a few weeks I'll be attending a ceremony to celebrate my aunt's 40th anniversary as a Catholic nun (and very close to her 60th birthday). As it turns out though, my respect for organised religion in general, and the Catholic Church in particular, hovers somewhere between cockroaches and Jeremy "Rhyming Slang" Hunt *. So can any of you suggest some choice lines?

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    6 comments · 82 views
  • 1 week

    Not long ago, I walked past a stall that smelled of those evenings I'd spend at my father's office as a kid, helping him get computers working, with a distinct scent of the blue and pink colours he insisted on painting the walls and the faintest whiff of those funny little black-and-white icons Macs used to have.

    Smell is weird.

    4 comments · 38 views
  • 2 weeks
    New story out now!

    My new story is out now, so go check it out.

    TThe Fishbowl
    Vinyl remembers the doll. It's unmistakably hers. Except it's in Octavia's closet. Why do they have the same doll – and the same memory?
    Shrink Laureate · 22k words  ·  86  1 · 607 views

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    1 comments · 38 views
  • 3 weeks
    New story starting soon

    I've got a new story starting in a few days, and it's a big one.

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    4 comments · 83 views
  • 5 weeks
    Sequel Boost

    Last year, I was editor on the story A Scratch On Shining Armor, an epic tale of intrigue, romance, resentment and deception. It pairs a young, rebellious Vinyl Scratch, who's had repeated run-ins with the law, with a junior guard Shining Armor, and has them play off each other in some really interesting ways. If you haven't read it, give it a go.

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    4 comments · 80 views
  • 10 weeks
    New audiobook of Princess Celestia's Private Library

    This story just got an audiobook reading by Illya Leonov and friends, and I have to say, it sounds wonderful.

    2 comments · 67 views
  • 11 weeks
    Signal Boost - corollary

    MitchH just published a new story, and it's good. It's short, confusing, enjoyable and original (while also being an homage to classic sci fi). Saying more would spoil the weirdness, so just go and read All You Ponies now.

    1 comments · 55 views
  • 12 weeks
    On the sudden appearance of railways

    Bellmouth levitated a biscuit from the packet and carefully dunked it in his tea. This had to be done just right: dunk it too long and the biscuit could fall apart, too quick and it doesn't get the right blend of hot tea with dry biscuit. He took a satisfied mouthful. Fourty years working for the Equestrian Emergency Railway Service had given him ample time to get his dunking procedure just right.

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    14 comments · 202 views
  • 13 weeks
    Contest: rare story prompts

    A British Gentleman has set up a contest with an interesting premise: he wants to fill in the gaps in Fimfiction's genres, the things people don't usually write much of. The first one is:

    First or second person HiE, with a FEMALE point of view character.

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    2 comments · 81 views
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