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RB_


Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway?

Jan
26th
2020

RB Made a Thing Again, and Other Progress Updates · 11:19pm January 26th

First post of the year. First activity in four months. Figures it'd be housekeeping.

On a whim born out of depression and a need to exhibit some of the more marketable skills on my resume, I've created a website where you can be angsty in public without anyone knowing it's you.

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Oct
13th
2019

End · 5:35am Oct 13th, 2019

I'm not crying.

You're crying.

Sh-shut up.

Sep
9th
2019

AKA Where the Heck Has RB Been for the Last Month? · 8:20pm Sep 9th, 2019

TLove’s a Witch (and a She-Demon, Too)
Love is supposed to be able to save the world. Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer discover that the opposite is also true.
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Also, if anyone uses Scrivener, I wrote a tool for compiling Scrivener projects into Fimfiction-friendly BBCode: Scriv2Fic.com. It's still an early version, but I've been using it and it works pretty good so far.

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Aug
1st
2019

Soaking Wet and Clueless · 6:39pm Aug 1st, 2019

Hello. Through some bizarre series of coincidences, mishaps, and careful savings, my meat-self is now intersecting spatially with the general area of Baltimore. Furthermore, Baltimore and I will be continuing this unsanctimonious union for the next three days.

If for some ungodly reason you want to come say hi, look for the tall guy with the bad back, the scraggly beard, and the badge that says RB.

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Jul
24th
2019

Giving People the Willies · 9:15pm Jul 24th, 2019

Giving People the Willies
Three and a half more specific pieces of advice for writing effective horror.

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Jul
16th
2019

One Affront to the English Language. One Already Quite Frustrated Author. This is Estee Vs. Reckless! · 6:43pm Jul 16th, 2019

Revenge time for me, more entertainment for you sadomasochists fine folks. It's Estee's turn to suffer through the worst book that I owned, before OET.

How bad is it? Can it possibly be as bad as Mr. Kaplan's mess? And the real question: just whose fault is it?

Go forth and find out for yourself.

Jun
27th
2019

What Can we Learn From Mr. Kaplan's Mess? (One Extraordinary Time Wrap Up) · 11:04pm Jun 27th, 2019

If for whatever reason you're reading this before reading the first fourteen(!) parts of this blog series, then you might want to go back and start from the beginning. Though, for your own sake, you might be better off leaving well alone.

It's done, folks! All fourteen chapters of One Extraordinary Time have been read, documented, and thoroughly despised.

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Jun
26th
2019

This is the Final (One Extraordinary Time, Chapter 14) · 12:34am Jun 26th, 2019

It's the last chapter, folks! Are you excited? Because I'm very excited.

Previously, on One Extraordinary Time:

Someone finally caught on to Freddy's misbegotten millions.

And now:

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Jun
24th
2019

Finally. A Conflict. (One Extraordinary Time, Chapter 13) · 10:38pm Jun 24th, 2019

The penultimate chapter!

Previously, on One Extraordinary Time:

"""Romance""".

And now:

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Jun
23rd
2019

The Yankees (One Extraordinary Time, Chapter 12) · 10:41pm Jun 23rd, 2019

Hello. I may or may not be a teeny-tiny bit hungover right now.

Previously, on One Extraordinary Time:

RB finally had to break out the liquor.

And now:

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