Things I wrote

There, I wrote things, you can all get off my case. These all link directly to the chapter in question.

Hooves History co-written with Totallynotabroy and Super_Big_Mac From "More Dreams" by Totallynotabrony

Sheepish Talk inspired by in Never the Final Word Collection, edited by Horizon

This Our Tiny Horses: Friendship is Sanctioned by the State Helped write a couple letters

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Stories by authors who are clearly not brainwashed. Honest.

E Love Song of a Loser
SoL
Applejack doesn’t get the chance to speak that often, to say what she really wants. That’s okay. I’d like to have a conversation with her anyway.
Applejack
Pascoite · 2.7k words · 24 1 · 195 views
E The Enchanted Kingdom
Adv
Rom
Alt. U
As an ancient alicorn trapped inside a library, Princess Twilight spent many a century dreaming of being rescued from her prison. Now, finding herself in an entirely new Equestria, she realizes she'd never planned for somepony to actually succeed...
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Discord
Main 6
Monochromatic · 10k words · 677 9 · 3.3k views
E To Be
Rom
SoL
Vinyl Scratch is just a normal pony—for the most part.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Nyronus · 5.4k words · 176 7 · 1.1k views
T The Eight Month Love Letter
Rom
EqG
One winter morning, Sunset receives a fragment of a mysterious love letter. Now it's a race to find the rest of the letter and her secret admirer before the next Fall Formal begins.
Trixie
Sunset Shimmer
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
Twilight Sparkle (EqG)
Lise Eclaire · 3.1k words · 22 1 · 301 views
E Drive Fast!
Adv
Drama
Entering a prestigious and secret karting competition, Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara find themselves in a race toward destinations both near and far. Whether or not they are also racing toward their destiny remains to be seen.
Apple Bloom
Diamond Tiara
Ceffyl Dwr · 12k words · 21 1 · 127 views
T Thanks for the Laughs
Rom
Com
SoL
Spitfire has never bothered with love. But when her lack of a love life makes the news, she gets desperate... enough to date a clown
Spitfire
Troubleshoes
Captain Unstoppable · 12k words · 28 3 · 299 views

Sep

4th

2017

Skeeter the Lurker Appreciation Post · 3:09pm September 4th

This is a Skeeter the Lurker appreciation post. Skeeter is a wonderful pure cinnamon roll and a good friend. He reads all of your shitty fanfiction, even before it gets edited, and will be there for you when you're having it rough. He is always there, commenting on your fanfic, and almost always will be positive about it even if it's trash. He's great to be around at cons even if he has a problem and he knows what he did. He is wonderful and deserves to be reminded of that.

Report Themaskedferret · 167 views · #Skeeter #Is #A #Good #Friend

The incredi-aweso-mazing things senpai has done pour moi.

Bookplayer apparently thinks I'm worth reblogging and discussing.
When I finally gave into peer pressure and wrote a story, Horizon immediately convinced me to add it to "Never the Final Word"
Then Present Perfect reviewed it.
Jedi Master Ed wrote me into a filk.
I discovered I was not only shipped with pterrogrine, but got fanart of said ship.
Razalon the lizardman (being a wonderful reptilian fellow) wrote me a really cute sweet story.
Twifight Sparkill wrote me into a really amusing comic.
MrNumbers wrote be a silly story about Battle Lederhosen.
I indirectly helped Majin Syeekoh get on the RCL i'm the one he's referencing in the inspiration comment. Btw, the story is really cute no matter what he says.
Aragon used me as a character on his blog (Inasmuch as he used my chat log without editing.)