Ponyfic Writer (Ponyfic Writer)! · 2:22pm Sep 2nd, 2015
Dear Plum or ferret, will you read my fic?
It took me months to write, could you maybe click?
It's based on that novel, Fifty Shades of Gray,
And I need some love and I want to be a ponyfic writer
Ponyfic writer!...
It's the nerdy story of a nerdy mare
And her lab assistant doesn't know or care.
Her brother's Captain of the Royal Guard
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a ponyfic writer
Ponyfic writer!
It's a hundred chapters, give or take a few
And I'll publish one every week or two.
Got constructive comments? You can send them here!
But I need a break, and I want to be a ponyfic writer
Ponyfic writer!
I can change the chars if Hasbro C&D's
I'll just do REPLACE-ALL with my own OC's.
They've got different names and different cutie marks,
It's a trick I know, 'cause I want to be a ponyfic writer
Ponyfic writer!
Ponyfic writer (ponyfic writer)!
Ponyfic writer (ponyfic writer)!
Ponyfic writer (ponyfic writer)!...
*slow clap*
Really nice filk, that one. Glad to see people using the classics like the Beatles, too!
Skillful use of lyrics and song.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I'll give compliments after the blush that overtook me upon seeing my name dies down. (Curse the lack of blushing ponymotes)
i'll see if i can perform a cover soon. beautiful.
You are a delight, sir
At this rate, there'll be enough Pony-filked Beatles songs to do an album before much longer.
Hill.
Larry.
Us!
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Dawww
I was trying to write this as "an editor's worst nightmare (other than The Nightmare Formerly Known As Princess)."
I'm not sure whether to be flattered because Beatles, or insulted because fifty shades of grey.
I'll stick with "highly amused", for now
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I wrote it from a perspective of "what would an editor least like to see in their in-box (but probably sees all to often)?
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On one condition:
That you also record "The 'I-am-not-a-Brony' Polka!"
*gawks stupidly at parody lyric prowess*
I dare you to write a songfic, Ed.