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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.



This isn't a list of my favorite things; rather it's an incomplete list of things that have directly influenced my storytelling. If you have any questions about how they've influenced me, feel free to leave a comment in my User Page's comment section.

The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
The Mercury trilogy by Robert Kroese
The plays of William Shakespeare

Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell
The Genesis of Science by James Hallam

Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy
The Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Video Games
Persona 4

School of Seven Bells
The New Radicals
The Stone Roses
The entire subgenre of psychedelic trance.

The Petriculture Cycle

  • Petriculture Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works. by Kwakerjak 6,716 words · 49,891 views · 3,339 likes · 48 dislikes
  • Inscape When Twilight is taken by the Nightmare, it's up to Pinkie Pie to rescue her. by Kwakerjak 29,281 words · 24,886 views · 2,540 likes · 39 dislikes
  • Avocation Penumbra seeks gainful employment. by Kwakerjak 4,557 words · 10,035 views · 1,464 likes · 22 dislikes
  • π Trixie returns to Ponyville to challenge Twilight Sparkle. ("Magic Duel" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.) by Kwakerjak 13,505 words · 9,218 views · 1,085 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Pandelirium Celestia decides to attempt to reform Discord, so she taps a pony with a similar background for the job. ("Keep Calm and Flutter On" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.) by Kwakerjak 77,357 words · 15,265 views · 1,041 likes · 27 dislikes

The Really Good Stuff


New Story Incoming · 2:19am September 29th

In case you missed my last blog post, I'm taking a break from the adventures of Celestia and Daring Do to write the next Petriculture story. At this point it looks like it'll be fairly short -- about two chapters long -- and I recently finished up the first chapter, which will be posted once my prereaders give it a final once-over.

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Nothing here for nearly a year.
The first fanfiction I ever read was Petriculture. Good job.

1943720 - Honestly, I should have been following you earlier.

Thanks for the warch! On an unrelated note, my evenings have become a lot less cluttered recently, so I should have fewer problems stopping by to do prereadery things.

Having seen Party Pooped, I felt that it actually gave credence to the characterization of Pinkie Pie in The Petriculture Cycle. She was the only pony aside from Twilight to do the reading, she's amazingly organized, and she might as well have used imaginary friend powers to go where she did and do as much as she did.

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