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Titanium Dragon

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

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Featured Stories

  • The Butterfly's Burden What should be done about Discord? Luna and Celestia have called Fluttershy in to render judgement. Could Fluttershy ever forgive herself if she condemned her friend to be imprisoned in stone? Could she forgive herself if she didn't? by Titanium Dragon 10,734 words · 2,590 views · 186 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Dawn Celestia raises the Sun for the first time. by Titanium Dragon 5,435 words · 2,147 views · 200 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Collected Poems of Maud Pie Maud Pie has written thousands of poems. Here are some of her poems. They're about rocks. by Titanium Dragon 1,017 words · 6,402 views · 735 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Temptation Rarity can't sleep. Applejack had the audacity to fall asleep facing Rarity, and now she can't get kissing her friend out of her mind – and isn't sure if she wants to. But kissing your friend while she's sleeping is wrong... by Titanium Dragon 2,999 words · 6,442 views · 385 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Shotgun Wedding Applejack and Rarity spend the night together. Applejack's family approves a bit more than either is comfortable with. by Titanium Dragon 14,680 words · 4,971 views · 481 likes · 20 dislikes

Recommended Serious Short Stories

  • Trust Celestia teaches Trixie a lesson about trust. by Bad Horse 1,435 words · 6,350 views · 347 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Cost Of Life To save Twilight Sparkle's life, another pony must die. Celestia and Shining Armor hatch a morally-dubious plan. by Softy8088 3,533 words · 6,142 views · 566 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Five Hundred Little Murders Flitter thinks Fluttershy is the weakest pony in the world. Flitter has never confronted what Fluttershy's job really means. Nopony ever wants to or should. Now Flitter has to. And 'weak' will turn out to be exactly the wrong word. by Estee 11,285 words · 8,648 views · 853 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Drinking Alone, Except with Two Whatever the problem Rarity faced, there was a Spike and a wine for it. She was confident he had gotten over his crush long ago, and he had since come to be someone she relied on for support and companionship. And surely he feels the same towards her by AcreuBall 4,794 words · 7,968 views · 732 likes · 19 dislikes
  • The Writing on the Wall Beneath the earth rests something beyond equine understanding. by Horse Voice 5,658 words · 26,810 views · 1,123 likes · 19 dislikes

Recommended Funny Short Stories

  • Spring is Dumb Rainbow Dash definitely didn't do anything wrong. Rarity is the one who's wrong. Rainbow Dash is absolutely, totally, a hundred percent sure of it. But then why did she just buy a wagon load of apology bouquets? by HoofBitingActionOverload 9,255 words · 10,067 views · 1,275 likes · 36 dislikes
  • The 18th Brewmare of Bluey Napoleon In his influential analysis of the coup d'etat that would become known as the Rutting Revolution, Curly Marks wrote that history repeats itself — "the first time as tragedy, the second time as Prince Blueblood." by horizon 8,908 words · 2,800 views · 267 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Regarding The Need for Sex Education Ponies these days are nuzzling younger than ever. Talk to your foals about the dangers of unprotected tummy rubs. by GaPJaxie 7,604 words · 25,405 views · 1,772 likes · 50 dislikes
  • A Canterlot Carol Dotted Line discovers the true meaning of Hearthwarming, mostly by accident. by GhostOfHeraclitus 6,464 words · 8,945 views · 915 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Barrelled Up Rarity spots Applejack hanging out by the spa in town... and discovers a dirty secret by KitsuneRisu 1,984 words · 2,891 views · 280 likes · 6 dislikes

Recommended Long Stories

  • Twilight's List Twilight Sparkle must go on a date to complete her List by kits 48,653 words · 35,678 views · 3,154 likes · 59 dislikes
  • Twisting Between the Sheets When Rarity’s friends discover that she has been secretly meeting with an escort, they begin investigating, and soon discover a web of lies and unrequited romances none of them ever could have expected. by HoofBitingActionOverload 24,811 words · 8,162 views · 598 likes · 38 dislikes
  • The Games We Play Somepony is once again masquerading as Mare Do Well, and it's up to Rainbow Dash to figure out who. by AbsoluteAnonymous 137,602 words · 28,524 views · 1,887 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 33,303 views · 2,828 likes · 66 dislikes
  • Best Young Flyer Scoot trains with Dash to be Best Young Flyer, but could something more develop? by bookplayer 32,833 words · 6,854 views · 541 likes · 12 dislikes

Other Recommended Stories - because 15 slots just isn't enough.

My full list of recommended stories can be found here.

Stories I have called out in particular:

Short stories:

A Lot To Think About - In the aftermath of the ruined wedding of Shining Armor and Princess Cadance, Celestia and several others maintain a vigil at Canterlot General Hospital. AU.

A Million Things To Do - Pinkie Pie comes to Rainbow Dash with shocking news; the world is going to end, and they have a million things to do before it does. Although Rainbow Dash agrees to play along, she obviously doesn't take her seriously... but as the day goes by, the true meaning of Pinkie's warning becomes clear.

Who We Are - Twilight receives a letter informing her that one of her friends is - and always has been - a changeling. But who, and what does that mean for their friendship, when they cannot even tell their best friend what they are?

Variables - Spike talks to the statue of Discord, shortly after he was turned back to stone.

The Numbers Don't Lie - When the Cutie Mark Crusaders dig up an ancient magical artifact, they unleash a spell on the town that allows everypony to see a "lie meter" floating above each other's heads. While attempting to solve the mystery, Twilight Sparkle has to analyze the tenuous balance between friendship and honesty. She doesn't like what she finds.

Storm - A storm of epic proportions sweeps over Equestria, leaving the ponies of Ponyville to try to piece their lives back together.

Plucked from the Air - Lyra and Bonbon want a kid, but the adoption agencies are less than eager to hand a child over to fillyfoolers. Soarin gives them "another option". Clop with class.

Dance Til We're High - Twilight Sparkle, lonely as her friends all begin to find their special someones, goes to a masquerade ball with Rarity to meet new ponies, but wasn't expecting to dance with the pony of her dreams. But who is this handsome masked pony?

Mood Wings - Twilight learns about pegasus body language and goes around town ogling every pegasus for research purposes.

The Glass Blower - A pony fairy tale.

The Light in the Darkness - Pinkie Pie has a horrible nightmare about murdering all her friends; Rainbow Dash helps her deal with it.

Diamond in the Rough - Applejack gets drunk and lets Rarity know how she REALLY feels.

The Cough - In the darkness, somepony coughed.

Cumuliform and The Next Day - Rainbow Dash doesn't know what day it is. This bothers her greatly. She decides to go talk to Celestia about it. She doesn't know either.

Rainbow Dash Gets An Abortion - When Rainbow Dash wakes up with morning sickness a few weeks after a big party she is forced to make a hard decision.

Long Stories:

Tiny Wings - Scootaloo gets some flying lessons from Rainbow Dash. But lessons don't give you bigger wings.

Hard Reset - Twilight isn't having a very good day. An experimental spell blew up in her face, an army of changelings is attacking Canterlot, and she just died. Yet somehow, it looks like it's going to keep going downhill from here. Given the chance to correct what's gone wrong, Twilight swears she's going to fix all this even if it kills her. Which it will. Frequently.

Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger - Humanity has detected a star orbiting a planet and sends a ship to investigate. Science fiction meets Equestria.

Ongoing stories:

Hooves Holding Hearts - Lyra and Bonbon's trial and trevails in adopting a child.

Playing With My Heart - Octavia is in a coma, and Vinyl is waiting by her bedside until she wakes up.

Changes - Derpy dies, leaving her two children in the care of Rainbow Dash.

A Terrible Reason To Be Unhappy - Rarity loves Applejack. Applejack loves Rarity. But Rarity can't stand Applejack, so they break up. After all, love is a terrible reason to be unhappy, right? But will breaking up make them any happier?

Can be found on archive.org at https://web.archive.org/web/20150320115529/http://www.fimfiction.net/story/148361/a-terrible-reason-to-be-unhappy

Latest Stories


FlutterDash Contest #4 – Winners · 3:08am November 15th

Howdy folks! The judges have read all the stories and the results are in. Drum roll, please!

Eh, close enough.

In third place, we have…

A Spooky Date
by Fircoal
Romance, Slice of Life
7,083 words

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It has been a long time since we last interacted!

Your stories are some of the best knives to my soul. :heart:

2490830 Ah, I thought that might be it :twilightsmile: I hope it meets your liking too :yay:

You can thank Present Perfect for that; he highly recommended it, which bumped it up my lists.

I hope I enjoy it. :twilightsmile:

Hiya, thanks for the read it sooner listing :twilightsmile:

Lovely to see Anchor Foal and Farenheit's Daring Do story on that list too :pinkiehappy:

Will you be interested in reviewing my one-shot?

2468623 I suppose you could take your pick of a long ai or an ee sound. You could soften the transition and pronounce it the same as 'TD', with the ee sound. Or you could use the ai sound and pronounce it the same as 'Tidy'. :derpytongue2:

How elemental!

There are actually people who call me TiDragon for short, and it is a username I sometimes use when Titanium Dragon is too long.

I think most people just go with the first letters of people's names, though.

Plus, how would you pronounce that? Would it rhyme with rid or be pronounced like tide?

I just realized something; people always abbreviate your name as TD, but shouldn't it be TiD?

Hey, Titanium, I hear you have a thing for Feghoots. In that case, you should probably check out one of my recent stories, "Pearls of Wisdom". I do believe it would be worth a chuckle.

Please note there is only one chapter so far.

2344752:derpyderp1: I think what she's trying to say is...

Why MWAP though!!

MWAP can be translated as:

Wubba lubba dub dub?

Which translated:

I am in great pain, please help me?

Which in why though question form:

Why would you help me even though I'm in great pain?

Which in MLP form: Why are you helping me as a friend even when times go rough?

Which translated from girl to boy talk: Why are you keep sticking with me? Are you going to help fill my great pain in my heart?


(Warning: Translations may not be 100% accurate)

Because it skips around and doesn't give the reader the time they need to grow into the relationship.

Because it is too short, which is why you wrote a 120k word rewrite of it?

Allow me to make a prediction: you are going to find The Gentle Nights horrendously lacking. I know I did.

Author Interviewer

You fool! You have not yet begun to experience the multiverse! >:V

I have a metacritic account, but there are other Titanium Dragons out there.

All changelings, of course.

EDIT: Oh, Sentinels of the Multiverse or whatever? The card game thingy? That was probably me.

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