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Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.


When Rarity sees Applejack hanging out by a certain building in town more and more, she can't help but to confront the little farmer and find out exactly what's going on...

A short fic written for a writing exercise as part of my little Skype group, with the constraints of a prompt and a word limit of 1500 - 2000 words. One of my lighter and sillier pieces. Written to get out of poo-head.

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Ah yes the bung hole. The finest feature of the barrel.
Silly but well written as always.

Cute. Hope it helped you disengage poo-head!

That was brilliant. :rainbowlaugh:

Heh... heh... heh heh heh heh.



As a side note AJ has to like Rarity for real, because she is a terrible liar.

I come back after a couple hours and suddenly someone's added this fic to like 6 groups including a group called "I just want a comment". Whoever's been adding my fics to the groups, thanks a lot! Although this really isn't the kind of fic that needs more comments, rather. =) *points towards Romancing the Clouds*


Nope. My HEAD IS MORE POO THAN EVER. Well. I am getting out of it. Once I wrap up my work I can get back to writing and take a look at Needle. =3

Thank you fellas =3 :twistnerd::twistnerd:

Yeah, they should be, I think. RariJack is awesome. :twistnerd:
Except for any fic with Twist. Which instantly overrides any other pairing.


What did I just read....?????

But oh my god.. Funny!

~Skeeter The Lurker

BARRELS!!!!! *throws the barrel away before shooting it*

oh man, i was totally fooled. I can only think of one other story to date that has managed to nail an ending the way this one has. It's better, but you give it a good run for its money (incidentally, it's Shipping Sickness, by Skywriter)
AJ was totally right though. Rarity must never find out.:raritydespair:

isnt high Ph a corrosive base. and yes they exist. i never get why they just dont say its a nutral ph becuase to much base is bad for you like acids :twilightsheepish:

I'm sure this isn't the best. =)

I wrote this under a 2000 word constraint, based on the prompt "Rarity and AJ in a spa and a secret". I shotgunned the whole thing in 50 minutes without any planning whatsoever and only one shoddy editing pass, so I'm honestly not expecting this to win any awards. :twistnerd: Still, came out pretty alright!


Yes, a Ph value of around 11 - 14 would be pretty burnination, as a corrosive base. I never said 'high ph' in the fic though, I don't think. Correct me if I'm wrong. I was just saying it had 'something or other to do with ph' because Applejack didn't really care about it enough to understand it fully.

Canonically, the Spa Sisters probably had said Neutral Ph, but Applejack wasn't listening!

2339748 sorry read rich the same way i read high for some reason. yes high in money makes sense to me

I think I woke the rest of the house up with laughter when I read that ending! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Best ending ever. :twilightsmile:

Yep, that was awesome. :pinkiehappy:

What soulless, humourless fuck downvoted this?! :raritydespair:

I died laughing once I noticed that the mud bath had real mud.....I'm stupid:facehoof: But I would have had no problem what so ever if this had been a Rarijack, I'm fond of that pairing and it is quitre enjoyable, you done seriously very well, now to see what else you have, I love the spa twins, they are awesome:rainbowlaugh:

I actually DO have a proper Rarijack. Check it out! But it is a tad bit deeper than the other stuff I have here. =)

Oh hey, I finally got around to reading this.

It was funny.

That's all I got.

More feces, and Rarity again ...
Do you have a specific need you want to talk about? It is okay, I am a woman of the world. I will understand.
Just rest your head on my lap and tell me all your dirty secrets.

I ain't saying shi-
I mean, I am not going to speak of such... vulgarities with my head so near your... lap.

.... You know, when you sit down, does it suddenly go very dark?

This was glorious.

Both for AJ's cute little crush, and well.

The barrel.

Man that is just glorious. And it is true, Rarity would never, ever live it down. :duck:

Oh. Oh my god. :rainbowlaugh: This was excellent.

Wonderful. Excellent story.

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Oh god that was beautiful.

Haha, thanks, man. ^_^

Sent here by 3003548, that was great.

Cheers, my friend. Thank you for the comment and the favourite. =) :twistnerd:

Eheheh. Oh, she's bringing the mud! Awesome.

*grins* Very nice. Doesn't entirely explain why she gets her hair and coat done but still very funny.

Did you mean Applejack?

3022905 *Nods* Rarity mentions seeing AJ leave with her mand and coat styled. It really confused me then to have her act like she never used the services there. Ditto how Aloe and Lotus acted like they'd never helped her before.

Oh! not styled. She just had to have a bath every time she delivered the mud. It's messy business, so in order to get the muck off herself, the Spa Sisters generously allow her to take a free shower after deliveries.

It wasn't very overt. I think I might have run out of words to give it a full explanation.

And they acted such because of confidentiality. =)

3023400 Yeah...I totally didn't get that :rainbowlaugh: I mean when she delivered it after Rarity had left she seemed fine and didn't need to shower again.:pinkiehappy:

That would happen after the story ended!

Anyway, that's what you get with word constraints. It's just a fun short thing, anyway. I probably wouldn't think so much about it. =)

I still think it should've been a stallion, and then Rarity tried to hook them up, but I liked this story, too.


Glad you liked it =)

3202984 Can't... Breathe... :rainbowlaugh: PIG MUD! Bwahaha... Woof... Heh heh...

Oh Celestia... Pig sty mud. That was brilliant. I can't stop laughing... It's almost hard to breathe, it's so funny. By Luna, that was a great plot twist.



What just happened? Can anyone explain?


3641551 This laugh... It prompted me to read this fic that was on my To Read List for a while now...

I am not dissapointed

Hah, this was good. I recently employed a similar idea of where the spa's mud comes from, but didn't analyze it the way you did :rainbowderp:

Hah. I would love to see the look on Rarity's face if she ever found out. This was good.

Well played Applejack. Well played.

Nice double twist with the whole element of honesty angle

I thought this was going in a completely different direction than it ended up. But then that end... :rainbowlaugh:

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