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CoffeeMinion


"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Don't know where to start?

THeavy Rock
Limestone Pie and Flash Sentry find unexpected love and unimaginable loudness as they navigate a path through social anxiety, heavy guitars, and the occasional love triangle.
CoffeeMinion · 26k words  ·  129  5 · 1.8k views
TThe One Where Discord Gets All The Mares
Discord finds himself as the unlikely focus of a massive amount of love-magic-gone-bad, and must fend-off every female in Equestria in his attempt to reach the only pony who can break the spell...
CoffeeMinion · 6.7k words  ·  593  27 · 10k views
TLove, Or Something Like It
The mare of Spike's dreams has taken his heart in her hoof... but he can't escape the feeling that something isn't right.
CoffeeMinion · 2.1k words  ·  131  8 · 3.3k views
TTo Serve In Hell
[Now complete!] Nightmare Moon has brought oppression and eternal darkness to Equestria, but Rarity and Rainbow Dash may yet risk prominent positions in her service to fight for a better world...
CoffeeMinion · 101k words  ·  226  18 · 4k views
EPetunia and the Coelacanth
Princess Luna intervenes when a young filly's dream seems impossible.
CoffeeMinion · 2.7k words  ·  201  3 · 1.4k views

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Stories I've done dramatic readings of
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Welcome to my corner of the Innertube

Stories that kick butt, chew bubblegum, and that have run out of bubblegum
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Vault of Old Bios

Long-time aspiring writer, somewhat recent pony convert.

I came here to write horsewords and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

Now 20% spookier! (Generally known as CoffeeMinion outside of October)

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Hard at work, or hardly working?

Population: Tire

I enjoy the obscure side of Pony, and my stories tend to be offbeat explorations of unexpected characters or ships.

Limestone Pie: The Mare of Tomorrow... Today!

On sabbatical

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Thanks for the watch! :pinkiehappy:

May the Lord Jesus save, watch over, and keep you! :twilightsmile:

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(Britney Spears - Toxic x Deftones - Change (In the House of Flies))

I think I found Limestone's song:

Apologies that this is late, but thank you very much for the watch! I appreciate it! :twilightsmile:

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Noice! Love the use of the original vocals.

As for the polka one, I can’t help but wonder how many people in that park realized what song they were hearing.

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Pantera and bluegrass courtesy of Steve 'N' Seagulls? Not bad... Not bad at all...

What about some heavy metal motown Pantera? "Violently smooth".

Don't mess with Phil!
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