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"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Don't know where to start?

THeavy Rock
Limestone Pie and Flash Sentry find unexpected love and unimaginable loudness as they navigate a path through social anxiety, heavy guitars, and the occasional love triangle.
CoffeeMinion · 24k words  ·  103  4 · 1.2k views
TThe One Where Discord Gets All The Mares
Discord finds himself as the unlikely focus of a massive amount of love-magic-gone-bad, and must fend-off every female in Equestria in his attempt to reach the only pony who can break the spell...
CoffeeMinion · 6.7k words  ·  581  29 · 8.5k views
TLove, Or Something Like It
The mare of Spike's dreams has taken his heart in her hoof... but he can't escape the feeling that something isn't right.
CoffeeMinion · 2.1k words  ·  118  8 · 2.6k views
TPower Pony Adventures: El Taco Loco vs. The Red Menace
Starlight Glimmer finds herself pulled into a magical comic featuring the Power Ponies, but the most shocking revelation is that she isn’t the only outsider fighting to survive in the comic world! Can both escape together, or is it winner-take-all?
CoffeeMinion · 7.8k words  ·  48  2 · 923 views
TTo Serve In Hell
[Now complete!] Nightmare Moon has brought oppression and eternal darkness to Equestria, but Rarity and Rainbow Dash may yet risk prominent positions in her service to fight for a better world...
CoffeeMinion · 101k words  ·  190  15 · 3k views

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Stories I've done dramatic readings of
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Welcome to my corner of the Innertube

Stories that kick butt, chew bubblegum, and that have run out of bubblegum
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Vault of Old Bios

Long-time aspiring writer, somewhat recent pony convert.

I came here to write horsewords and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

Now 20% spookier! (Generally known as CoffeeMinion outside of October)

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Hard at work, or hardly working?

Population: Tire

I enjoy the obscure side of Pony, and my stories tend to be offbeat explorations of unexpected characters or ships.

Limestone Pie: The Mare of Tomorrow... Today!

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2689847
Man I’m sorry, I’m still catching up somewhat from the end of Hell! Love the music, though. :heart:

2684930
Yep, the slides are right here! Sorry also about the slow response; novels are a killer. :raritydespair:

:pinkiegasp:
Welp... didn’t see that coming.

2685948
Whews... ^~^

Ps. And also watching you, just because...

2685946
:rainbowlaugh: It was fine, just different.

2685922
*Bawwwks rather nervously.. hearing the knuckles pop*

Err... wasn't the version I played any good?

Gryphon <><

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