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CoffeeMinion


"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

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THeavy Rock
Limestone Pie and Flash Sentry find unexpected love and unimaginable loudness as they navigate a path through social anxiety, heavy guitars, and the occasional love triangle.
CoffeeMinion · 24k words  ·  96  4 · 1.1k views
TThe One Where Discord Gets All The Mares
Discord finds himself as the unlikely focus of a massive amount of love-magic-gone-bad, and must fend-off every female in Equestria in his attempt to reach the only pony who can break the spell...
CoffeeMinion · 6.7k words  ·  581  29 · 8.3k views
TLove, Or Something Like It
The mare of Spike's dreams has taken his heart in her hoof... but he can't escape the feeling that something isn't right.
CoffeeMinion · 2.1k words  ·  116  8 · 2.4k views
TPower Pony Adventures: El Taco Loco vs. The Red Menace
Starlight Glimmer finds herself pulled into a magical comic featuring the Power Ponies, but the most shocking revelation is that she isn’t the only outsider fighting to survive in the comic world! Can both escape together, or is it winner-take-all?
CoffeeMinion · 7.8k words  ·  45  2 · 835 views
EFather and Son
Big Macintosh knows there’s no coming back from the other side. But one day a familiar face returns, stirring-up long unfinished business. It can’t be who it seems to be, but what else could it mean?
CoffeeMinion · 3.5k words  ·  36  0 · 415 views

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Long-time aspiring writer, somewhat recent pony convert.

I came here to write horsewords and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

Now 20% spookier! (Generally known as CoffeeMinion outside of October)

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Hard at work, or hardly working?

Population: Tire

I enjoy the obscure side of Pony, and my stories tend to be offbeat explorations of unexpected characters or ships.

Limestone Pie: The Mare of Tomorrow... Today!

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Hey, thanks for the follow!

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What I love about this, aside from it being bizarroland, (ie. former Metallica bassist singing for Megadeth, wearing a Megadeth t-shirt while they play a song from ‘Kill ‘em All’) is that Jason is just a straight-up cool guy to Dave here.

Like, he obviously knows that Dave lived in Metallica’s shadow for many years, so what’s he do? He comes out, wearing the shirt, is pumped to be on stage with them, and he ‘presents’ Dave to the crowd like he’s a new car on The Price is Right. He points at the guitar while Dave plays the solos, and at the end he points at the shirt again while Dave stands back, looking like he’s on top of the world—because he’s got a former Metallica member praising him in front of his fans.

Jason Newsted = cool as hell.

One last thing, I’ve been doing these quick little posts for the past few weeks. You’re welcome to check them out if you feel so inclined; I try to do them every Thursday.

Oh and yeah, Newsted’s voice worked SO well with Hetfield’s it was damn near divine.

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Oh and I haven't had a proper chance to sit down and reply, but I appreciated your detailed critique of Zephyr and the Real Girl. I happen to agree with most of it, too. :derpytongue2: It's the sort of thing where I don't regret writing it, and I feel good about the core of it for the most part, but it really needed one more editing pass than I had time to give it. I might have to come back to it and clean some things up once the contest judging is over.

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