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A guide to my stories · 2:23am May 9th

Sometimes it's hard to figure out what kinds of stuff someone's written & where to dig into their back-catalogue. It's easier when they focus on a handful of characters or subjects, but it's harder to pick a starting point when they've written a diverse bunch of stuff.

For good or ill, my stories have walked the latter road. They do have a few things in common, such as all being E- or T-rated (most being "vaguely-family-friendly-ish"), and all having received an investment of time and seriousness. But beyond that, the best I can do is apply a loose categorization by characters and/or setting, and provide a few notes to try to fill in the blanks.

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(I didn't draw that, but isn't it cool?!)

Thirtysomething Christian metalhead Warhammer 40K fan, now also peddling pony fanfiction and occasional dramatic readings. Excelsior!

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Long-time aspiring writer, somewhat recent pony convert.

I came here to write horsewords and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

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2445946 Most welcome. :pinkiesmile: Coupla reasons, but definitely a big one was finding out A Hairy Hearth's Warming was on FimFiction. Plus... I dunno, I don't necessarily auto-follow conspicuous Christians on the site, but it's nice to have some connections to the few that are out there. I've also seen your name around with Brooke, both here and on DA. So it's more a collection of things than any one single thing. :derpytongue2:

Hey man, thanks for the follow! :twilightsmile: May I ask what for?

2441674 Welcome aboard. :pinkiesmile: And I've actually got three stories about Limestone!

I've always liked Limestone five, however, they are rare. But you have at least two! The fact that you are also a Christian cannot simply be the great ring on the cake, however. Hmm...

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