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Limestone Pie: The Mare of Tomorrow... Today!

Don't know where to start?

TThe One Where Discord Gets All The Mares
Discord finds himself as the unlikely focus of a massive amount of love-magic-gone-bad, and must fend-off every female in Equestria in his attempt to reach the only pony who can break the spell...
CoffeeMinion · 6.7k words  ·  569  28 · 7.5k views
EThe Counselor
On what's supposed to be the happiest day of Apple Bloom's young life, a lingering question drives her to seek out a pony she trusts.
CoffeeMinion · 1.2k words  ·  223  6 · 3.5k views
TLove, Or Something Like It
The mare of Spike's dreams has taken his heart in her hoof... but he can't escape the feeling that something isn't right.
CoffeeMinion · 2.1k words  ·  113  8 · 2.1k views
TThe Brief, Torrid Love-Affair of Fernando the Straw and Madame le Flour
A parody of tragic romance, in which the titular couple faces an unfeeling world that forbids their love... for their passion cannot be denied!
CoffeeMinion · 2.8k words  ·  102  5 · 718 views
THeavy Rock
[Now complete!] Limestone Pie and Flash Sentry find unexpected love and unimaginable loudness as they navigate a path through social anxiety, heavy guitars, and the occasional love triangle.
CoffeeMinion · 24k words  ·  72  5 · 750 views

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Stories I've done dramatic readings of

Welcome to my corner of the Innertube

Limestone by kaikoinu, from whom I also purloined my avatar

Thirtysomething Christian metalhead; player of Warhammer 40K and Star Wars X-Wing Miniatures; five-time-featured (and eight-time EqD-featured) ponyficcer; occasional dramatic reader; and entirely too fond of cosplaying as Vinyl Scratch at a con near you. Excelsior!

Stories I love

Vault of Old Bios

Long-time aspiring writer, somewhat recent pony convert.

I came here to write horsewords and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

Now 20% spookier! (Generally known as CoffeeMinion outside of October)

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Hard at work, or hardly working?

Population: Tire

I enjoy the obscure side of Pony, and my stories tend to be offbeat explorations of unexpected characters or ships.

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That's-a me! :twilightsmile:

Actually, it's a humanized version of Nutmeg, my pony OC, but by this point I've had the human as my avatar for a lot longer than the pony was. :derpytongue2:

To see a glimpse of good old Nutmeg, check the cover of my shorts collection.

Who is the guy in your avatar?

I am currently on Skype

OMG I just replied to my own comment. :facehoof:

Anyway, I'll be on in about 1.5hrs if that works.

Yo, I'm probably 1.5 hours away from being available if you're still available too.

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