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CoffeeMinion


"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Don't know where to start?

THeavy Rock
Limestone Pie and Flash Sentry find unexpected love and unimaginable loudness as they navigate a path through social anxiety, heavy guitars, and the occasional love triangle.
CoffeeMinion · 26k words  ·  119  6 · 1.5k views
TThe One Where Discord Gets All The Mares
Discord finds himself as the unlikely focus of a massive amount of love-magic-gone-bad, and must fend-off every female in Equestria in his attempt to reach the only pony who can break the spell...
CoffeeMinion · 6.7k words  ·  587  28 · 9.3k views
TLove, Or Something Like It
The mare of Spike's dreams has taken his heart in her hoof... but he can't escape the feeling that something isn't right.
CoffeeMinion · 2.1k words  ·  128  9 · 3k views
TTo Serve In Hell
[Now complete!] Nightmare Moon has brought oppression and eternal darkness to Equestria, but Rarity and Rainbow Dash may yet risk prominent positions in her service to fight for a better world...
CoffeeMinion · 101k words  ·  214  17 · 3.7k views
EPetunia and the Coelacanth
Princess Luna intervenes when a young filly's dream seems impossible.
CoffeeMinion · 2.7k words  ·  190  3 · 1.3k views

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Stories I've done dramatic readings of
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Welcome to my corner of the Innertube

Stories that kick butt, chew bubblegum, and that have run out of bubblegum
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Vault of Old Bios

Long-time aspiring writer, somewhat recent pony convert.

I came here to write horsewords and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

Now 20% spookier! (Generally known as CoffeeMinion outside of October)

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Hard at work, or hardly working?

Population: Tire

I enjoy the obscure side of Pony, and my stories tend to be offbeat explorations of unexpected characters or ships.

Limestone Pie: The Mare of Tomorrow... Today!

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2776697
I can absolutely recommend some quality people! :pinkiehappy: I’ll hit you up over PM.

2772090
Just be forewarned: Hell gets dark and disturbing in ways that push its T-rating at points. But it’ll grab ya if you let it get its hooks in... :pinkiecrazy:

Blarg.. Sorry I didn'tt leave more of a reply on the blog, but I'm going to try taking your advice in mind.

If you have anyone that edits or anything like that, i would love to steal them off you >:D

2772079
Awww, thanks! I know we only talked a littLe while but I've had a couple of your stories in my read box for a bit, especially 'To serve in hell'. I'm glad I had a chance to meet you, too!

2772057
You got it. I’d always heard you were a cool guy, and meeting you indeed confirmed that.

Thank you for the watch!

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