I've written a diverse bunch of stories. All are E- or T-rated and have received an investment of time and seriousness, but most are one-shots, making it less obvious where to start.
So try this: below is a complete list of my published stories on FimFiction (which I try to keep updated), presented in loose categories by characters, setting, or theme, along with some notes about each category. Of course they’re all good (
), but the best place to start is probably with an interesting-sounding story in your preferred category.
I'm proud of these. Check 'em out.
Limestone Pie and Flash Sentry find unexpected love and unimaginable loudness as they navigate a path through social anxiety, heavy guitars, and the occasional love triangle.
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Nightmare Moon has brought oppression and eternal darkness to Equestria, but Rarity and Rainbow Dash may yet risk prominent positions in her service to fight for a better world...
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Starlight Glimmer finds herself pulled into a magical comic featuring the Power Ponies, but the most shocking revelation is that she isn’t the only outsider fighting to survive in the comic world! Can both escape together, or is it winner-take-all?
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Discord finds himself as the unlikely focus of a massive amount of love-magic-gone-bad, and must fend-off every female in Equestria in his attempt to reach the only pony who can break the spell...
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Princess Luna intervenes when a young filly's dream seems impossible.
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One mother. One daughter. Two cups. No survivors.
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I enjoy writing about families. The Apples, Pies, and (fanon related to) Derpy Hooves have given me lots to write about. Plus, the Pies include my favorite pony of all: Limestone. Grumpy pone is best pone!
With one brand-new baby sister and another on the way, young Limestone Pie is mad as Tartarus… and she's not going to take it anymore!
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Sparkler pushes Derpy toward a difficult decision.
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Derpy and Berry Punch are coerced into starting a single-moms group.
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The morning after Bright Mac and Pear Butter’s wedding, Granny Smith sits alone in a cafe, trying to process everything that's changed. When Mayor Mare comes looking to talk with her, Granny isn't sure if she's quite ready to face her old friend.
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Big Macintosh knows there’s no coming back from the other side. But one day a familiar face returns, stirring-up long unfinished business. It can’t be who it seems to be, but what else could it mean?
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It turns out Limestone's talent is for making margaritas. (That's not limestone in her cutie mark; it's rock salt.)
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Friendship is magic. But magic has limits.
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Allergic to crack but still looking for a laugh? Try these.
[Co-written by Georg!] Faced with an unrelenting scourge of misspelled junk mail, Twilight Sparkle stands determined: if the mail must go through, it's gonna have to go through her.
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Discord thought they'd stay buried forever. Now they've resurfaced, and at the worst possible time...
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A moonlit tale of friendshipping, dark rituals, and SCIENCE!
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Most ponies don't believe in Santa Hooves anymore, but for the first time in ages, he's gotten a letter. There's just one (very large) problem with young Petunia Paleo’s request...
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Tirek’s destruction of Golden Oaks Library left Twilight Sparkle borderline uninsurable. Now only the greatest financial advisor in the land can save her... but at what cost?
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It's a lovely morning in Canterlot—except the castle is overrun with horrible geese.
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I grew up on Star Trek and Back To The Future. The fics here vary in genre but have a common thread of temporal shenanigans.
The Doctor is determined to save a life, regardless of what it may cost him.
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Berry Punch discovers that alcohol and time travel make strange bedfellows.
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When a lost and confused Star Swirl the Bearded all but falls into her lap, Vinyl Scratch must confront her own past heartbreak to help him remember the mission that brought him to the future.
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Though the header's a bit of a catch-all, these stories all aim to make you feel something.
Ten years after the Friendship Games ended in disaster, Sunset Shimmer’s self-imposed vigil over Canterlot keeps its survivors relatively safe. But one day a stranger comes to town looking to unearth a secret that Sunset had buried in the past...
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Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon discover just how much they disagree about the changelings joining Equestrian society.
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The mare of Spike's dreams has taken his heart in her hoof... but he can't escape the feeling that something isn't right.
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As Countess Coloratura discovers her true voice, a onetime pop star in the twilight of his career ponders whether her rise means the death of his dreams for a comeback...
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Queen Chrysalis believes that she has tasted every kind of love. One day, she learns how wrong she truly is.
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Cheese Sandwich crosses paths with a deadly and determined seeker of the legendary Alicorn Amulet.
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Fics featuring friends helping friends feel better.
As Hearth's Warming dawns upon a liberated Seaquestria, Pinkie is tasked with bringing holiday cheer to a hippogriff whose battle never ended.
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On what's supposed to be the happiest day of Apple Bloom's young life, a lingering question drives her to seek out a pony she trusts.
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Sweetie Belle encounters unexpected peril while trying to shovel her neighbor's walk.
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Heavy is the head that wears the crown, and fruity is the drink she reaches for.
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Welcome to the wild side! I love taking crazy concepts and playing them straight. None of these are here to troll you or waste your time, no matter how wacky they look on the surface.
Limestone Pie faces her ultimate test when a horde of singing, dancing, edgy red-and-black bat-winged alicorns attempts to pillage her farm. No, seriously.
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Given a multiverse full of infinite possible realities, it stands to reason that at least one version of Twilight Sparkle would end up as a magical anthro-cat schoolgirl ninja. That's just *physics*, y'all.
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When a horde of EDM-gun-wielding Noise Mareines overruns an Imperial ship, her crew's last hope rests with a disgraced former Space Mareine held in a stasis-pod below decks...
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Bon Bon is tired of hiding her obsession. A masquerade party is the last thing she needs. But somepony else at the party feels similar, and their chance encounter could be the start of a deeper obsession...
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The Doctor has his work cut out for him when Moondancer and Moonlight Raven accidentally summon a unique inhabitant of the spirit world.
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Ask your doctor if CoffeeMinion's shorts anthology is right for you! Side-effects may include monster attacks, crises of conscience, and alien abduction. Seek immediate help if you experience temporal displacement, or feels lasting more than 4 hours.
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The third most unbelievable thing is that Zephyr Breeze landed a girlfriend. The second most unbelievable thing is that it's Sunset Shimmer. But the single most unbelievable thing? That would be who Zephyr’s cheating on her with, and why.
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A parody of tragic romance, in which the titular couple faces an unfeeling world that forbids their love... for their passion cannot be denied!
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Guides are a good idea. You aren't like me, with my column A: MLP40k fics or my column B: miscellaneous crackfics.
Ah, good.
Now I know what order to add all your stories to my "Favourites" lists in...
This "guide" thingy is a great idea! Why didn't I ever think of doing this?
Seriously though, I waffled on creating THE GUIDE for over a month until you told me to just do it. Best decision. And, yes, I saw where you gave me credit. I don't remember from whom I swiped the concept, though.
Yours actually goes much further than mine, since almost ALL your stories are on it. Mine exists simply because I'm a derp who writes interconnected stories out of order.
4525615 Honestly I kinda wish I could stick with a smaller set of categories instead of being all over the board. I probably wouldn't have done this at all if not for a recent moment where I was trying to remember a story I'd written and discovered I couldn't keep them straight in my head anymore.
4525635 Oh, you.
4525687 I did help suggest that, didn't I?
No, I think yours makes a great deal more sense because you've got an actual couple of series. Mine is more of an exercise in combating my own forgetfulness, as well as to maybe give newcomers a way around the Archive Panic that a pile of 25+ very different stories might tend to create.