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"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Apr
4th
2019

Con Artist · 4:12am April 4th

Overheard at Coffee HQ...

Hello, customer service?  Yes, I'd like to ask about my options for repairing or replacing the 2019 I recently purchased.  ...No, it's working fine for the most part, but it seems to be running consistently fast. Like right now I'm looking at it, and it says this is April, which clearly can't be right...

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Feb
16th
2019

Please make me regret this · 3:38pm February 16th

Update, Mar. 20: Wow I’m slow! Alas. Still enjoying working on these though! :twilightsmile:

Queue status:

  1. FoME: "Limestone's talent is actually making margaritas. (That's not actually limestone in her cutie mark; it's salt.)" -- DONE!

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Feb
14th
2019

State of the Author: Carpathian Edition · 2:44pm February 14th

I’m okay.

No, really... I’m okay.

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Dec
21st
2018

IT IS FINISHED · 10:14pm Dec 21st, 2018

Just posted the end of To Serve In Hell. :yay:

I've got more stories in the pipeline, of course, but right now... I'mma go collapse for a while. :raritydespair:

Love you guys. :heart:

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Dec
17th
2018

Fade to Black · 3:29am Dec 17th, 2018

To Serve In Hell comes back again tomorrow for its final run.

Five days.

Five chapters.

This is it, people. The veil is about to be thrown off. And I am terrified as hell by what lies underneath.

However dark it gets, know that it could so easily get darker.

Not everypony is making it out alive, but I will not do anything cheap to these wonderful and awful ponies who I've had the privilege of writing this long.

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Dec
11th
2018

Into the Lungs of Hell · 3:51am Dec 11th, 2018

Dec
4th
2018

Homestretch For the Holidays · 6:32am Dec 4th, 2018

Book 3 of To Serve In Hell ends today with Chapter 28. We're now about ~67K words deep, and we still have Book 4 plus the Epilogue to go.

If you need a chance to catch up on any of that, have I got a deal for you! :trollestia:

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Nov
26th
2018

Sleep well... · 3:41am Nov 26th, 2018

...because To Serve In Hell is back in the morning!


Nope, no grim portents here

Book 3 kicks off tomorrow. Book 4 lies beyond. But for tonight, enjoy a lullaby: the story's unofficial theme song. This one never fails to get me in the mood for Hell. :pinkiecrazy:

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Nov
18th
2018

Pause For Effect · 6:17pm Nov 18th, 2018

As it turns out, our family will be traveling over much of the Thanksgiving week. And while I hate to leave people hanging... the truth is that I do, in fact, love a good cliffhanger. :trollestia: My hope is that you’ll feel Book 2 of To Serve In Hell ends with that.

So: updates will take one full week’s break due to the holiday. Look for Book 3 to begin with Chapter 20 on November 26th.

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Oct
29th
2018

A tease, a bra, and a whole lotta cider · 2:28pm Oct 29th, 2018

I'm not sure how many times I repeated the phrase, "One chapter a day, every day, starting Halloween," during Ciderfest this past weekend. But Halloween is Wednesday.

That means To Serve In Hell is coming back in just 48 hours. :pinkiegasp:

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