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CoffeeMinion


Currently working on To Serve In Hell II: Electric Scootaloo. Coming to FimFics everywhere sometime prior to the heat death of the universe!

May
28th
2025

State of the Author, May 2025 · 3:15am May 28th

I intend to write it.

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Apr
7th
2025

State of the Author, April 2025 · 3:07am April 7th

I have continued to work on my mental health as a primary focus these last couple of months. It is not sexy or exciting, but I’ve reached a point where I understand and have made some peace with what drove me into depression in the first place. I’m not going to dump. I’ll just say that I didn’t even realize how hard I was fighting to keep it from hitting me.

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Feb
15th
2025

State of the Author, February 2025 · 6:22pm February 15th

I am writing again. And reading. Slowly. But sustainably. It’s even a bit fun.

I’ve been deliberately inserting more positivity into my brain, courtesy of Trish Blackwell’s confidence podcast. Whether or not it’s your thing, it’s been a source of tools to help me go beyond surviving and take aim at thriving again.

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Nov
6th
2024

We’re stupid, we’re wrong, and we don’t fuckin’ care · 11:42pm Nov 6th, 2024

Congratulations, my fellow Americans: we’ve elected as president a 34-time convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and leader of an attempted coup. And we did it with a popular majority. Just fucking magnificent, all of you. I can’t wait to have another chance to inject bleach, betray allies, suck authoritarian cock, and negotiate with terrorists.

Fucking beautiful show. All of my best.

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Sep
12th
2024

Progress report: the best excuses, the greatest excuses · 7:38pm Sep 12th, 2024

All right, I don’t have that story out. But rest assured, I have the best excuses. Some say, the greatest excuses. Strong men come up to me and say, “sir, your excuses aren’t like anything we’ve ever seen before.”

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Aug
26th
2024

I have to put myself out there more · 8:24pm Aug 26th, 2024

It’s my ✨200th blog!✨ Party time (or something)!

Man, how about that COVID era?! I’ve had a lot going on since then. I think between personal medical stuff, and my disappointment with how certain people-groups minimized COVID’s impact, as well as all the crazy stuff America got into with casually almost overthrowing its own government (and mostly failing to bring justice or accountability for that)… I’ve been doing more thinking than speaking! It’s been awesome (it has not been awesome.)

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Apr
12th
2024

The Knife’s Edge · 5:51pm Apr 12th, 2024

The other day I got a message from ZanarNaryon telling me they had created a TVTropes page for To Serve In Hell. Now, TVTropes can be a dangerous place to start reading, unless you have a few hours to spend getting lost in it. But if you want to check it out, please do! It’s a delight seeing the whole thing laid out like an actual story on there!

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Apr
11th
2023

Not with a bang, but a whimper · 6:07pm Apr 11th, 2023

Hey friends.

I didn’t used to believe in writer’s block as such. I always thought the phenomenon was a manifestation of something else in a person’s life. I also thought the cure for it was just to sit down and write any garbage you can. Editing should never mix with drafting, and if you can get yourself to stop editing, you’ll achieve more and better drafting—which can then be edited.

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Jun
3rd
2022

Ping 2: Live and In Person · 1:49am Jun 3rd, 2022

Almost exactly 2.5 years ago, my family and I bought tickets to Whinny City Pony Con 2020. Of course there was no such con, at least not in a physical capacity. But good egg that he is, Charlie Worthley (con organizer extraordinaire) has made it effortless to transfer our tickets from that long-ago time to right now, despite all that’s transpired between.

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Oct
10th
2021

Ping · 5:31am Oct 10th, 2021

I live.

Time's gotten away from me.

2020 got weird. My 2021 started with an honest effort to get back to normal. But after I started getting treated for depression, I began to see more and more ways to improve things in my daily and family life that hadn't fit together very well in years. Including some of the core issues that had pointed me in the direction of MLP in the first place.

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