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CoffeeMinion


"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

May
9th
2015

Milestone posts are totally a thing, right? · 1:06pm May 9th, 2015

Cue the triumphant villain laughter, 'cause 10 followers is a milestone!

Thank you to the 10 brave souls who've come along for the ride thus far! You guys are awesome! Also, you've earned the right to say you were here before being here was cool. (Granted, that likely won't happen... if it does, you guys are set.)

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May
2nd
2015

I'm calling this now · 4:02pm May 2nd, 2015

I just got done watching today's episode, and I want to call this now:

Someone needs to ship Derpy x Troubleshoes. This is a thing that needs to happen. :derpytongue2:

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Apr
30th
2015

I need to apologize in advance... · 1:26am Apr 30th, 2015

Update: It's alive!!!


It happened again.

I was sitting there minding my own business when a terrible story idea crawled into my head. Only, this time it emerged fully formed, as if it were Athena being born from the head of Zeus.

I leave you with a hint about one of the characters, and the mild-to-moderate hope that this thing will go up soon...

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Apr
28th
2015

Favorite subgenre? · 3:05am Apr 28th, 2015

It continues to amaze me how many different subgenres of MLP fic are out there. There's everything from feels to drama to comedy to romance. I've seen perfect little slices-of-life, and at least one series that stretches into half-a-million words.


Elementary!

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Apr
24th
2015

Happy Friday! · 12:03pm Apr 24th, 2015

Over the past week I've been privileged to get some awesome early feedback on the Cadance story I've been writing. Thank you Curious Quill and OnionPie; you are truly both gentle(wo?)men and scholars!

There's still a lot to do before I can start releasing chapters. But hey, it's Friday; time to rock out with Joan Jett.

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Apr
15th
2015

The Seduction of Princess Cadance · 11:50am Apr 15th, 2015

I had an unexpected story idea crawl into my brain a couple weeks ago. And I do mean unexpected. This is not the sort of thing I had in mind when I thought about getting into the fandom!

Yes, somepony has their eyes on the happily-married Princess Cadance.

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Apr
11th
2015

Go Forth and Community Choice! · 5:07pm Apr 11th, 2015

The EFNW 2015 Pre-Con Contest for which I wrote A Very Cranky Hearth's Warming is now accepting votes for their Community Choice Award. Check out the entries and vote for one by April 20th --> HERE

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Apr
7th
2015

Dang You! Dang You All To Heck!! · 10:39pm Apr 7th, 2015

Several days ago I realized that my "read later" list was getting a bit long.

"20 stories!" I exclaimed. "How am I ever going to read all that?!"

I proceeded to buckle down and read several of them. But sure enough, a few days later, the list had grown to 30.

"What?! Nooo!"

So I buckled down again, and... well, now the count is 75.

Dear FimFic peoples, please stop writing interesting-looking stories. You're killing my read-later list!! :raritywink:

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Apr
5th
2015

The Queue · 2:08am Apr 5th, 2015

I've been queueing-up a couple fic ideas since releasing A Very Cranky Hearth's Warming.

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