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CoffeeMinion


"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Jun
12th
2015

I am dorkiest of all · 4:05am Jun 12th, 2015

So apparently this is a thing:

...that I have acquired.

As I was checking out, the clerk asked, "Do you want a bag? Or are you going to wear it out?"

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Jun
10th
2015

Haiku Tuesday: Fic writing plans for June · 4:40am Jun 10th, 2015

Jun
6th
2015

At a crossroads · 7:52am Jun 6th, 2015

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Jun
3rd
2015

Haiku Tuesday: To a lovely lady · 4:00am Jun 3rd, 2015

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Jun
1st
2015

36 hours of sad Derpy · 11:43am Jun 1st, 2015

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May
28th
2015

Another story, coming soon · 12:44am May 28th, 2015

I've been working on a new story that should be up later this week. It's not the Derpy x Troubleshoes thing that I keep jabbering about, but something a bit more sad and slice-of-life-y. It still has Derpy, and it sets the stage for lighter tales to come, but for some reason I couldn't start by writing her with lightness.

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May
22nd
2015

The WORST! POSSIBLE! THING! · 3:23am May 22nd, 2015

May
16th
2015

I might need some help here · 11:19pm May 16th, 2015

I hate to ask, but I was wondering if anyone could do a quick read of the next story I'm working on?

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May
15th
2015

MLP vs. IRL · 11:30am May 15th, 2015

A few days ago I was in a meeting at work and someone mentioned "sprint cadence." What they were talking about looks like this:

But I'm sitting there in this meeting trying not to crack up because all I can think of is this:

Has something like this ever happened to you?

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May
9th
2015

Milestone posts are totally a thing, right? · 1:06pm May 9th, 2015

Cue the triumphant villain laughter, 'cause 10 followers is a milestone!

Thank you to the 10 brave souls who've come along for the ride thus far! You guys are awesome! Also, you've earned the right to say you were here before being here was cool. (Granted, that likely won't happen... if it does, you guys are set.)

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