Hoers Fæme · 8:03pm Jul 14th, 2020
And lo, in the darkness of that most perilous age, the Year of our Lord 2020, as pestilence and wroth did grip the land, a writing-man strode forth unto the Barcast, slaying not less than a hundred and twenty minutes that stood before him. With his left hand he poured out a carafe of endless caffeination; with his right, he led a pone of stony gray, whose anger burned more powerfully than that time y’all got cut off in traffic. From Holder’s Boulder they yeeted