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"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Jul
14th
2020

Hoers Fæme · 8:03pm Jul 14th, 2020

And lo, in the darkness of that most perilous age, the Year of our Lord 2020, as pestilence and wroth did grip the land, a writing-man strode forth unto the Barcast, slaying not less than a hundred and twenty minutes that stood before him. With his left hand he poured out a carafe of endless caffeination; with his right, he led a pone of stony gray, whose anger burned more powerfully than that time y’all got cut off in traffic. From Holder’s Boulder they yeeted

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May
19th
2020

Unspoken · 4:24pm May 19th, 2020

The simple question of "How you guys doing?" ain't as prosaic as it used to be.

This is cool, new, and fits the mood

These last couple months of Coronavirus & related precautions have been like visiting a parallel reality. IMO it's not the "darkest timeline" that people joke about, but I sure miss the timeline that we splintered from back in March.

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Mar
1st
2020

Sabbatical · 6:48am Mar 1st, 2020

I'm taking a sabbatical.

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Feb
29th
2020

Echoes in the Well, pt.3 · 3:43pm Feb 29th, 2020

I know. "Again? Who cares! It's cut stuff from an old fic!"

I've realized something, though, as I've been gathering this up: I'm doing this for me. I'm laying something to rest. I'm letting go of a lingering sense of what might-have-been, which in its own way is a part of the story of what ended-up-being.

Maybe it's even the last part of the story.

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Feb
28th
2020

Echoes in the Well, pt.2 · 12:48pm Feb 28th, 2020

As I mentioned last time: there's a mountain of cut content from To Serve In Hell, including some nuggets that I very much regretted having to take out. I've already shared a couple of those stronger moments with you, and discussed the thought process that lead to both adding and ultimately removing them.

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Feb
27th
2020

Echoes in the Well, pt.1 · 5:19am Feb 27th, 2020

To Serve In Hell generated over 20,000 words of cut content, representing more than a fifth of its final length. Not all of it is fit for presentation. However, a few bits still strike me as memorable or interesting, and I'd like to take a moment to share a couple of them.

There are spoilers ahead... but at this point I figure most people who are going to read Hell have already done so. For anyone else, maybe this'll spark some interest?

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Dec
23rd
2019

One Year Later · 12:40am Dec 23rd, 2019

Yesterday was the first anniversary of Hell’s completion. True to form, I sat down a couple days ago to write something deep, significant, and retrospective. And just as true to form, that effort flamed-out into a hangdog bloodletting of pain and trauma which no one frankly needs to read.

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Dec
8th
2019

State of the Author: Pancakes Edition · 4:29pm Dec 8th, 2019

I’ve not slept well this week.

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Sep
21st
2019

Uncharted Territory · 2:21pm Sep 21st, 2019

Howdy, friends! I’ve got two more relevant items to throw your way this week.

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Sep
18th
2019

A Cold Day in Hell · 12:19pm Sep 18th, 2019

Two blogs in two days?!  Something must be up...


This can't be good
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