can we turn it off and on again please

I wish I could smile, shrug it off, and say things are going to improve, that this was the worst of it. It isn't. The worst is yet to come, and I advise you all to stay prepared.

Now, 2020 was bad, don't get me wrong. But at the end of it, we're all still here. That's reason enough to celebrate and ridicule 2020 for existing. Nice try, you jerk! But next time, it'll give it's A-game. A premature celebration will get us nowhere. Please, please, don't be complacent.

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This year's been wild. I can't wait to see what the final third offers to us on a golden platter. Come to me riding in a flaming chariot and show me beauty, 2020!

-YouTube comments on "kid friendly" videos were shut down
-Hong Kong protests
-World War 3 almost happened with Iran and America
-The awful Super Bowl Halftime Show
-Mr. Peanut died
-Kobe Bryant and his daughter died
-Kirk Douglas died
-Australia is on fire
-Murder Hornets
-My iPad broke down
-Covid, obviously
-Theatres everywhere closed
-Restaurants closed
-Pony Life
-George Floyd died
-Protests happen everywhere
-Chadwick Boseman died
-Alex Trebek died

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The top three guesses we have are a major storm on the East Coast, rising political tensions between the EU or towards antagonistic countries like Russia, North Korea, or China, and economic ruin in the job market that lead to more protests, and then more spreads of the virus, and consequently more strict sanctions, repeating in an endless downward spiral.

Or maybe a meteor or something.

Cause it is 2020. Sorry, haven't written much this week due to family stuff and cleaning out a ridiculous amount of our basement. Looks rather nice down here but it took most of my time off to do so. But at least I've finished the Diamond Tiara stuff for this chapter. Ended rather abruptly, but reality is that DT is a kid and things look scarier when a kid.

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Let's all open our hearts and invite friendship in!
Told through a story.
Forever living in our hearts.
We have learned, that...
Friendship is Magic!
And we may never forget!

This holds more value each minute, each day, each month, each year.
Let us all celebrate the new decade to come! That we never shall forget what is important in life!
It is not wealth or earthly possessions.
It is Friendship.

As because there where is friendship,
there is love and live!

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HAPPY NEW DECADE PEOPLE!!!! IT'S THE ROARING 20s AGAIN!!!! WOOHOO!!!!

*takes a deeep breath*

Shameless plug!
Link goes to Offprint's Discord server. Offprint is an upstart, community-centric writing website kinda like Fimfiction, and I'm helping out with putting it together! It's in closed alpha at the moment, but you can more or less see progress being made on the site in real-time over on the Discord server!

also i'ma be posting original fiction over on that place

Well, I've been trying to get you folks an update, but it seems the writing bug in me has died for the time being. I don't want to push out unmotivated drivel, so I'm working on it when I get small bursts of inspiration.

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EFNW should be a lot of fun. I'm really looking forward to it and I'm hoping nothing catastrophic happens in the meantime.

Really need to stop saying things like this.

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Happy new year everyone I hope every single of your goals are completely meant. Let's kick 2020's ass. My overall goal for next year is to get more stories out because lord knows I'm been slacking on that front. Anyway again have a good good new year!

I can't wait for those people that bitch about the political jokes.

Because, you know, there totally wasn't a Bill Clinton joke in the theme song over twenty years ago.

In.

Theme song.

...then I saw this.

screaming internally

Yes, this is real. https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/07/entertainment/kfc-lifetime-holiday-movie/index.html

This Christmas went by real fast. Normally we'd be at a relatives house and feast to our hearts content but thanks to COVID-19 we had to make it a quick feast.

Still it was a good feast plus the desert was great too.

Let's hope next year we get to party like crazy!!

Okay, so cliff's notes version of my plans for the year. First off, get a driver's license. Very important, top of my to-do list. Secondly, finally finish off the Wild Access saga. More on that in a minute.

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02/02/2020 yay

So, what stories would you like to see from in 2020?

How in the unholy fuck did I only start this up a year ago??

Sweet, candy-ass shitbiscuits, it feels like an eon ago. And it's been a whole helluva lot of work, too. Let's take a look at how things have gone since I started this racket (before 2020's nonsense got real):

• 17 Published Stories
• 272,243 Words
• 1,144 Likes versus 161 Dislikes
• Average Rating: 87.6%
• 18,047 Individual Views
• 279 Comments (AKA ones that aren't mine)

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First time in my life "celebrating" new year's eve in solitude. Edgy music from my early teens is playing, my back hurts, the whisky's bottle cap has gone missing and it doesn't look like I'll have to go search for it.

Or, to summarize it as a single image:

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