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TheMajorTechie


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Flagship/Mainline stories over the years

2015:

EWielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies
A story of teens, evil beings, ponies, and interdimensional escape.
TheMajorTechie · 6k words  ·  14  7 · 479 views

2015-2016:

TSpacebound Equestria
After a horrible defeat against Sombra, the remaining ponies board the ship 'Equestrian Pride', and head for the heavens above. What awaits them... is held within...
TheMajorTechie · 16k words  ·  14  4 · 606 views

2016:

EThe Wielder of the Orb
The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?
TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 279 views
EI Think I Summoned a Ponk.
What do I do now?! I just woke up, and all of a sudden, there's a freaky pink pony in my house! Seriously, please tell me I've gone insane... and the world just ended, too.
TheMajorTechie · 18k words  ·  66  12 · 1.9k views
TEquestria Forever
In a world where nothing is left but war and fear, a precious handful of people, together with the few remaining ponies, strives to bring back the world they once knew...
TheMajorTechie · 7.6k words  ·  15  6 · 383 views

2016-2017:

ETwilight Finds Herself in Generation 1.
That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from chaos. There'll be QUITE a lotta chaos...
TheMajorTechie · 8.2k words  ·  81  18 · 1.9k views

2016-2018:

TLab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  76  8 · 1.4k views
ESpace Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  3 · 604 views
EEquestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  23  7 · 627 views
EShattered Rainbow
Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.
TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 664 views

2016-Present:

EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.
TheMajorTechie · 77k words  ·  239  33 · 4.2k views

2017-2019:

EPony-Me™
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
TheMajorTechie · 74k words  ·  296  19 · 4.6k views

2019-2020:

EInto Equestria (Legacy Edition)
Sometimes, you just need a place to escape to. Sometimes, there isn't a choice.
TheMajorTechie · 6.5k words  ·  11  4 · 301 views
EInto Equestria
What do you do when the line between simulation and reality blurs? You put the headset on, of course.
TheMajorTechie · 11k words  ·  24  4 · 209 views

2019-2020:

TWorlds Reset
The world she once knew is gone, replaced by an infinite canvas.
TheMajorTechie · 11k words  ·  28  1 · 362 views

2020-Present:

ESplintershard
Once upon a time, Equestria flourished. This is far beyond that time.
TheMajorTechie · 46k words  ·  46  3 · 408 views
TSunbeam
Twilight Sparkle has stepped down. This is how Equestria crumbled.
TheMajorTechie · 20k words  ·  28  5 · 343 views

Read my latest flagship!

Splintershard


Whisked away by a voice in her head calling herself "Starlight Glimmer", Emily Ashton finds herself in a land far different from anything she'd ever expected.

If only getting back was going to be as easy.


Based partially on lore hinted in The Old Collector. This is the first story taking place within the Splintershard Continuity.

This story is a cumulation of many, many previous works and tropes of mine. :twilightsmile:

Cover art by JodTheCod. Updates on Wednesdays.


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Story Stats

Active Stories (Tier 1)
3

Active Stories (Tier 2)
2

Oct
23rd
2020

I'm sellin' CPU display cases for $1 a pop! Yes, this is Tonkus merch. · 6:17am Yesterday

though you can pay more if you want 👀 👉👈

Help me be a little less broke while I'm in college!

Weird story titles and things I might write

SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity

"Treef"
In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed

Pitfall

Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.

Twelve Years 'till Midnight

Lists

I See Me

Webkinz crossover (Or, I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...)

This (really) Shouldn't Work.

The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun

By My Own Design
If Twilight can't make new friends, she'll just MAKE them...

Slappety
Probably would be a successor to my long line of one-shot trollfics, honestly.

Something about Celestia being a server admin and Equestria is literally just a chatroom or something like that

Edgelords LLC. - exactly what it sounds like.

Never/Again - two perspectives of a situation

Face/Less

Un/Masked

Whispernot

Pick A Universe - a story about someone who intentionally displaces themselves over and over just to get out of a situation

February Snow

I am (quite literally) radioactive and y'all best stay away from me.

Clip-on ties and a side of fries

The Dog's Blood - think something along the lines of Violet Evergarden's backstory.

Lonely Eternity - Celestia and Luna, long-since retired and removed from Equestrian society, ponder the rest of eternity. Maybe someone pays them a visit.

Horse in the Snow - Flurry Heart reflects on the past and the present as the sole ruler of the Crystal Empire.

Twilight Sparkle claps the cheeks!

Sweetie sets a banana on fire (and other totally normal things)

Strands - something, something, messing with the strands of fate and consequence. Main character is able to enter a dream-like world where they can see and manipulate the fates of those immediately around them, which are visible as strings that connect people/ponies, places, actions, and more.

Blink and you'll miss it
Wink and you'll miss it
Think and you'll miss it

The Council of Y. E. E. T.

My not very interesting life, and the slightly-more interesting consequences of owning a cursed diary.

Celestia sneezes, promptly ending the world and everything on it.

Hear Me. - likely a one-shot, one-on-one story focusing on only two characters' interactions.

Comments ( 343 )
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Ooh! Someone went full big boi!

Whatever happened to Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews?

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Then do it when you get home

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in a meeting rn for college

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Now add the 9th pumpkin

Everytime you add a pumpkin the wtf gets funnier and funnier

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Thanks! I'm adding another pumpkin to it every day 'till the end of October!

I like your pf!

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Not that I remember. Though, the story itself is loosely based on a one-shot from earlier this year, The Old Collector, while Sunbeam has been filling in the background lore and history through a series of diary entries.

didn't you have a blog post elaborating on the background lore of Splintershard

bruh plez. Im sowwy. :applecry: One chance?? :raritycry:

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