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TheMajorTechie


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About Me

Name: Vincent

Gender: Male

Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.

Location: Pile of parts in the corner.

Interests:

  • Tech, both digital and mechanical
  • Ponies (I used to make fun of the show back when G3.5 was around. G4 changed that.)
  • Watching Youtube
  • Writing whatever
  • Messing with people
  • Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday
  • Learning things
  • EDM, orchestral, and pop music
  • Refraining from swearing.
  • Mechanical keyboards
  • Reading old and new textbooks

Religion: (Semi)-nonpracticing Buddhist.

Feats:

What I’m currently doing:

  • Things

Goals:

  • 250 followers
  • Keep my 4.0 GPA constant
  • Overhaul and push my oldest and first computer to its absolute limit in terms of speed and power
  • Bring a story to life

Hobbies:

  • Restoring and upgrading PCs
  • Watching Youtube
  • Reading textbooks
  • Reading in general
  • Taking things apart and putting them back together
  • Science
  • Posting memes in the comments

Meme(s)!

Latest Stories
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Flame Wars? Have some gifs for your posting pleasure!

Read my latest stories!

Wielder of the Orb: Third Time's the Charm

It seemed like Nightshade's life was already weird enough. Between her close friend and roommate Lightning Rod's antics and the weird "Magical Artifact" that she'd found one day in a thrift store, it seemed like nothing could surpass what she'd already seen before.
Well... at least, until some power-crazed entity from beyond comes searching for that same artifact that she just happened to stumble upon.
Talk about weird.

Lab Horse: Redux

Let's see... how does this work again? Oh, it's already logging? Um... yeah, okay, hi there, whoever you are that's reading this! I'm Gadget, and I live with an old scientist dude who got fired from his job. Also, I'm a small unicorn that has an eerie resemblance to Smurfette.
One day, I hope I can figure out why the heck I look like I came straight out of My Little Pony.
Now, about that. You see, it's kind of a funny story...

Mar
24th
2019

D&D. · 11:37pm 26 minutes ago

Co-DMed a campaign with my friends. The squad decided to throw a wrench into my plans to kill all the players in a icy spiked labyrinth by realizing that the wolf pelt that one of them was wearing still applied to an early-game mechanic that was introduced.

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To-do list (unordered)

  • Build a case for my tablet out of a thrift-store laptop's casing for the sole purpose of trolling people around me.
  • Finish Pony-Me and all spinoffs.
  • Get a new memchanical/mechanical keyboard.
  • Replace glitchy mouse with better mouse.
  • Finish learning Java
  • Make that visual novel-style game I've had floating around in my head
  • ROBOTICS
  • Be productive
  • Script-based AI?

Have some free story titles.

Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction

SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!

Bob the Builder is a changeling

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title. :trollestia:

"Treef"
In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed

Pitfall

Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

The World at Our Feet

Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.

Twelve Years 'till Midnight

Lists

I See Me

Webkinz crossover (Or, I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...)

This (really) Shouldn't Work.

The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun

Manufacture
An allegory to how sometimes, pressure either from ourselves or others may force us to manufacture emotions, stories, or even downright lies. This would essentially be a window into my personal opinions on maintaining a constant stream of stories. Also, irony at its finest.

HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!

At the Edge of Forever
A story about the literal end of the universe as we know it, and its implications for life and intelligence.

By My Own Design
If Twilight can't make new friends, she'll just MAKE them...

Sunbeam
Daybreaker (Celestia equivalent of Nightmare Moon) takes power shortly after some traumatic event happens to Celestia.
She begins to grow frighteningly authoritative, and begins cracking down on dissent with "sunbeams", essentially instant vaporization
of a target by focused sunlight, leaving behind hardly anything else but ash and mist.

Main character sides with Luna, and begins a long struggle to take down the reign of Daybreaker, constant threat of being "beamed" always on their mind.

Services:

Due to the fact that I have five college-level classes this year, I likely won't have time for any services whatsoever. If you feel like you absolutely need editing on something from me for some reason or another, contact me via PM.

General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.

Prereading/Editing: No mature stories unless agreements are made through PMs,
max. length 10,000 words. Closed.

Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.

Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service except with a maximum length of 3,000 words or less rather than 10,000. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Closed.

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2707436
I've actually been slowly working on that in the background all this time.

Have you ever considered the idea that you could easily replace the world of FiM with a made up magical world, and then you could turn pony-me into a proper novel, publish it, and sell it?

2704379
Damn. I've been bamboozled.

2704376
Nope. Just a high school techhead.

2704352
Oh. Thought you were a fellow computer technician. You've given me the sads.

*rubs chin with foot* What kind of techie?

2700988
Yay, Sweetie Giraffe!

I may have posted my own Sweetie Giraffe picture there, too...

--Sweetie Belle

2700986
I shall curse thine place with Sweetie Giraffe.

I'm not sure the best way to ask if you're interested in joining the silliness...

--Sweetie Belle

Appreciate the watch/follow

2691990
Story's up! My latest blog post has the link.

2691990
Hopefully it'll be out soon. :twilightsmile:

2691985 Ah. Well, I still want to see it. It looks hilarious

2691959
A commenter pointed out that it had little relation to MLP, so I'm running it past the story approvers to see whether or not it has enough ponies to be posted. Normally, I just use auto-approval.

What happen to that Pichu story? I was gonna read it.

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