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TheMajorTechie


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About Me

Name: Vincent

Gender: Male

Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.

Location: Pile of parts in the corner.

Interests:

  • Tech, both digital and mechanical
  • Ponies (I used to make fun of the show back when G3.5 was around. G4 changed that.)
  • Watching Youtube
  • Writing whatever
  • Messing with people
  • Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday
  • Learning things
  • EDM, orchestral, and pop music
  • Refraining from swearing.
  • Mechanical keyboards
  • Reading old and new textbooks

Religion: (Semi)-nonpracticing Buddhist.

Feats:

  • Edited for Evictus
  • Golden turd award
  • Branched back into original fiction

What I’m currently doing:

  • Things

Goals:

  • 200 followers
  • Keep my 4.0 GPA constant
  • Overhaul and push my oldest and first computer to its absolute limit in terms of speed and power
  • Posting my 1111th blog on 11/11 at 11 AM

Hobbies:

  • Restoring and upgrading PCs
  • Watching Youtube
  • Reading textbooks
  • Reading in general
  • Taking things apart and putting them back together
  • Science
  • Posting memes and meerkats in the comments

Top stories from a not-so-random guy

EInternet Explorer in Equestria
Because why the crap not.
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  118  19 · 1.3k views
ETwilight Sparkle and the Unholy Existance of COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNS!
What more could possibly irk an academic? Not much, apparently.
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  13  4 · 339 views
ECelestia Wants Fried Chicken
What's a Princess to do when she hungers for (chicken) flesh?
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  17  5 · 398 views
EOxen? Boxen? Cuppa Dirt!
Sometimes, Sweetie Belle gets distracted. Sometimes, it's a little bit more than she thinks. Certainly her grades would reflect this, wouldn't they? (A rewritten story with permission from Evictus, the original author.)
TechnoNerd · 1.4k words  ·  11  1 · 331 views

Flame Wars? Have some gifs for your posting pleasure!

Latest Stories
47

Writing stories is just BS-ing reality until it makes sense again.

Active Stories
6

Nov
18th
2018

200 followers! · 7:47am 10 hours ago

BEHOLD, MAH GIFT TO Y'ALL...

THE FIRST-EVER BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE CROSSOVER!

Surely this can only end badly.

EBloons Tower Defense: Equestria
Look guys, it's the crossover that nobody ever needed!
TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 50 views

Embed goes live when the story's posted. :raritywink:

Meme(s)!

To-do list (unordered)

  • Build a case for my tablet out of a thrift-store laptop's casing for the sole purpose of trolling people around me.
  • Finish Pony-Me and all spinoffs.
  • Get a new memchanical/mechanical keyboard.
  • Replace glitchy mouse with better mouse.
  • Finish learning Java
  • Make that visual novel-style game I've had floating around in my head
  • ROBOTICS
  • Be productive
  • Script-based AI?

Have some free story titles.

Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction

SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!

Bob the Builder is a changeling

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title. :trollestia:

"Treef"
In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

Frickle Frackle

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed

Pitfall

Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

The Blank Canvas

The World at Our Feet

Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.

Luna fixes the dreamscape with shamwow and flex tape.

Twelve Years 'till Midnight

Services:

Due to the fact that I have five AP classes this year, I likely won't have time for any services whatsoever. If you feel like you absolutely need editing on something from me for some reason or another, contact me via PM.

General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.

Prereading/Editing: No mature stories unless agreements are made through PMs,
max. length 10,000 words. Closed.

Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.

Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service except with a maximum length of 3,000 words or less rather than 10,000. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Closed.

Comments ( 230 )
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idk. I usually don't expect comments on my user page anyways. That's why the comments are all the way down at the bottom while the top of the page has everything from active stories to a bit of info on myself.

The last comment put here was by me over 2 fuckin months ago that’s kinda sad

Anyways Needs my sleep to die in the morning good luck on stories

2646108
How many?

My Calculus class already lost like 5 or 6 people, so the class is down to 12 people now, including me.

2646107
I'd might as well knock everything off the list and clear up space for some electives in my senior year, after all.

I got mine by school desicion so I’m pretty mad about it

2646097
Got five of 'em this school year. Doing it by choice. ^_^

I feel you man ap is no joke

2644378 This feels like deja vu... Nevertheless, that's unfortunate

2643472
Good. Though, between five AP classes and my own stories, I don't think I'll have much time to edit anytime soon.

Hey,just checking to see how you've been. haven't talked to you in a while. How are things?

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