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Flagship/Mainline stories over the years


EWielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies
A story of teens, evil beings, ponies, and interdimensional escape.
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TSpacebound Equestria
After a horrible defeat against Sombra, the remaining ponies board the ship 'Equestrian Pride', and head for the heavens above. What awaits them... is held within...
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EThe Wielder of the Orb
The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?
TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 310 views
EI Think I Summoned a Ponk.
What do I do now?! I just woke up, and all of a sudden, there's a freaky pink pony in my house! Seriously, please tell me I've gone insane... and the world just ended, too.
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TEquestria Forever
In a world where nothing is left but war and fear, a precious handful of people, together with the few remaining ponies, strives to bring back the world they once knew...
TheMajorTechie · 7.6k words  ·  15  7 · 435 views


ETwilight Finds Herself in Generation 1.
That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from chaos. There'll be QUITE a lotta chaos...
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TLab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
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ESpace Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
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EEquestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
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EShattered Rainbow
Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.
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EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.
TheMajorTechie · 91k words  ·  289  38 · 5k views


EPony-Me™ (2017)
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
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EInto Equestria (Legacy Edition)
Sometimes, you just need a place to escape to. Sometimes, there isn't a choice.
TheMajorTechie · 6.5k words  ·  12  4 · 350 views
EInto Equestria
What do you do when the line between simulation and reality blurs? You put the headset on, of course.
TheMajorTechie · 11k words  ·  27  6 · 309 views


TWorlds Reset
The world she once knew is gone, replaced by an infinite canvas.
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Twilight Sparkle has stepped down. This is how Equestria crumbled.
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Once upon a time, Equestria flourished. That time is now long-gone.
TheMajorTechie · 61k words  ·  54  7 · 653 views
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
TheMajorTechie · 9.9k words  ·  80  8 · 889 views

Read my latest flagship!


Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.

Maybe she can still relog.

Preread by Thunderous, Babroniedad, EverfreePony, and No name 13. Formerly preread by Doggyshakespeare and JetXPegasusWWN.

Cover art drawn in collaboration between Momoruuu and myself.

Based off of a chapter from What If...?

A total rewrite of the original Pony-Me™.


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D-d-d-double hint! Have files 28 and 15. · 4:59am 11 hours ago

Alike they may seem, but differ do their contents.

Report TheMajorTechie · 27 views · Story: What If... · #2nd alt hunt #hint

Weird story titles, names, and things I might write (feel free to use any of these yourself!)


How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity

In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed


Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.

Twelve Years 'till Midnight


I See Me

Webkinz crossover (Or, I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...)

This (really) Shouldn't Work.

The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun

By My Own Design
If Twilight can't make new friends, she'll just MAKE them...

Probably would be a successor to my long line of one-shot trollfics, honestly.

Something about Celestia being a server admin and Equestria is literally just a chatroom or something like that

Edgelords LLC. - exactly what it sounds like.

Never/Again - two perspectives of a situation




Pick A Universe - a story about someone who intentionally displaces themselves over and over just to get out of a situation

February Snow

I am (quite literally) radioactive and y'all best stay away from me.

Clip-on ties and a side of fries

The Dog's Blood - think something along the lines of Violet Evergarden's backstory.

Lonely Eternity - Celestia and Luna, long-since retired and removed from Equestrian society, ponder the rest of eternity. Maybe someone pays them a visit.

Horse in the Snow - Flurry Heart reflects on the past and the present as the sole ruler of the Crystal Empire.

Twilight Sparkle claps the cheeks!

Sweetie sets a banana on fire (and other totally normal things)

Strands - something, something, messing with the strands of fate and consequence. Main character is able to enter a dream-like world where they can see and manipulate the fates of those immediately around them, which are visible as strings that connect people/ponies, places, actions, and more.

Blink and you'll miss it
Wink and you'll miss it
Think and you'll miss it

The Council of Y. E. E. T.

My not very interesting life, and the slightly-more interesting consequences of owning a cursed diary.

Celestia sneezes, promptly ending the world and everything on it.

Hear Me. - likely a one-shot, one-on-one story focusing on only two characters' interactions.

Noooo, Trixie doesn't want to be bread! - Nooooooo!

Jack of no trades, master of all - Celestia or some other ruler tries to get a job on the side of ruling the nation.

The Second Surge

Picture Me in Neon Colors

The Lonely Pianist

Worth - a look into what one is worth, be it material or otherwise.

The Half-Chain Rose

Professional Unprofessional

Re:discover - a child one day begins to talk about a previous life, though they themselves are unsure of who they are talking about. This prompts a worldwide search leading to the discovery of a long-forgotten body and legacy.

Life In Boxes (Takes place after Pony-Me, and explores the various uses people have for the simulations)

Goddess Inkarnate

Have a screm.


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4 sure. Hope you kick tons of ass on your finals!

maybe after May 5th. I have finals coming up.

We should write another Kolab if you’re down

oh- that is a reason to be in imminent consternation :fluttershysad: I wish you luck the best of luck🍀

*screeches in college calculus*

there there, it's okay :fluttercry:

it's just math home work-

Not going to work, Techie. :ajsmug: :trollestia:

Hold on, who are you? Who are all these people who left comments? The last time I looked down here, the last person to comment was Ponyess!

*smug face* You know, you're not the only one with secrets. Mine is about two stories. One of which is already published. The other one is going to be released very soon. And I like the idea of annoying you with it as a small form of payback. :trollestia:

Well, that means I not only have to navigate this metaphorical labyrinth of red herrings, but there's also a time limit if I want to request a story. Plus you're going to get to laugh at me over how blatantly obvious it is when you do reveal the alt.


Nope, I'm just saying that this set of clues is 41 pieces long. There'll be more unrelated ones after that. I'm not revealing the alt until I feel like it. If nobody discovers the alt account before I reveal, then the prize is called off.

Are you saying that this is going to go on for 41 days before you reveal your alt account?! Because that's what it sounds like from my end. Unless... That's it! 41! It might be a clue! It could be a complete red herring, but I have to try.

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