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I do love watching a good roast session in the comments of fics from time to time.

About Me

Name: My email address kinda gives it away anyways. :P

Gender: Male

Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.

Location: 3rd dimension, currently traversing the 4th dimension of time.

Interests: Tech (duh), Ponies (duh), Watching Youtube, Writing, Messing with people, Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday, learning things, EDM music.

What I’m currently doing:

  • Things


  • Keep my 4.0 GPA constant
  • Overhaul and push my oldest and first computer to its absolute limit in terms of speed and power


  • Restoring and upgrading PCs
  • Watching Youtube
  • Reading textbooks
  • Reading in general
  • Taking things apart and putting them back together
  • Science

Top stories from a not-so-random guy

EInternet Explorer in Equestria
Because why the crap not.
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  108  17 · 1k views
ETwilight Sparkle and the Unholy Existance of COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNS!
What more could possibly irk an academic? Not much, apparently.
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  10  3 · 178 views
ECelestia Wants Fried Chicken
What's a Princess to do when she hungers for (chicken) flesh?
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  14  4 · 327 views
EOxen? Boxen? Cuppa Dirt!
Sometimes, Sweetie Belle gets distracted. Sometimes, it's a little bit more than she thinks. Certainly her grades would reflect this, wouldn't they? (A rewritten story with permission from Evictus, the original author.)
TechnoNerd · 1.4k words  ·  9  1 · 254 views

Flame Wars? Have some gifs for your posting pleasure!

Latest Stories

Open to guest chapters!

First come, first serve. 8 guest chapters remaining, available for any story of your choosing. PM me for more info. :twilightsmile:

Write your own guest chapter for any story I've posted! You may include your own OCs, worldbuilding, story arcs, etc.

Unless you want to burn through guest chapters that others could've written, it is recommended to stick to a single chapter of any length, as long as the chapter stays at the same rating as the overall story, and has a relation to the overall plot and/or world of the chosen story. Guest chapters will have credit given to you in the author's notes at the top of the page, as well as in the chapter title.

Optionally, you can also ask for me to edit your chapter for you before posting, though keep in mind that I will decide whether or not it is canon to the rest of the story. ^_^


School power outage · 6:48pm Yesterday

'Cause this is definitely what we need at the end of the quarter smack in the middle of tests.


Characters to Write Stories About

Discord (He appears in several of the stories instead of his own.)
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Spike - Plenty of cameos in most stories.
Derpy - Appears in Luna's crazyfic
Vinyl Scratch
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Queen Chrysalis
Brian the Balloon Animal

...idunno, ScrewDerp?

Have some free story titles.

Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction


Bob the Builder is a changeling

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.

The tale of (Uni/Ali)cron
-This is the result of faaaar too many typos I’ve caught in which “Unicorn” or “Alicorn” becomes “Uni/Alicron.

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title. :trollestia:

In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity
Name every color and count to tree. That's how you approach Infinity.

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

Frickle Frackle


Updates/Upcoming/Planned stories · 11:22pm Nov 29th, 2017

It's probably gonna take a while, but if I had the time to, then here's the stories that you'd be seeing probably not-so-soon.

~~~Upcoming stories~~~

~~~Possible future stories~~~

Torrential - I watched the MLP movie, so why not write a thing or two 'bout the Storm King?

In which the Mane Six try to write a story together but can't actually get very far because they can't decide what to write. - Self explanatory.

Read More

Report TheMajorTechie · 125 views · #updates #stories


General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.

Prereading/Editing: No mature stories unless agreements are made through PMs,
max. length 10,000 words. Closed.

Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.

Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Open. 1 opening available.

Comments ( 188 )
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Yup. In the most recent match, even though our 3-team alliance lost the round, our team was the only one that made points at all.

Hey, good luck with your robotics contest!

It's okay. I understand

Yeah. Sorry about that.

2561048 the latter is correct but can't recall witch is what right now. It's fine tho. Your busy and I rather not pile more on.

Which one was it? I actually don't have much time myself, and editing for EV was just something I knew I could finish in about an hour.

I'm assuming you're talking about a story of yours that I agreed at some point to edit, right?

I just remembered you had one of my stories but I hadn't gotten an update. Is Evictus taking up your time(not complaining. Just wondering)?

Aren't you his editor?


Thought you might want to know: What If... is featured.

once again, posting from a p2!


any of your choosing

What kinda tea?

Otherwise, got chocolate. I'm not. Coffee person.

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