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TheMajorTechie


Weaponized randomness. || Join my Discord!

About Me

Name: Vincent

Gender: Male

Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.

Location: 3rd dimension, currently traversing the 4th dimension of time.

Interests: Tech (duh), Ponies (duh), Watching Youtube, Writing, Messing with people, Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday, learning things, EDM music, refraining from swearing.

Religion: (Semi)-nonpracticing Buddhist.

Feats:

  • Edited for Evictus
  • Golden turd award
  • Branched back into original fiction

What I’m currently doing:

  • Things

Goals:

  • 200 followers
  • Keep my 4.0 GPA constant
  • Overhaul and push my oldest and first computer to its absolute limit in terms of speed and power
  • Posting my 1111th blog on 11/11 at 11 AM

Hobbies:

  • Restoring and upgrading PCs
  • Watching Youtube
  • Reading textbooks
  • Reading in general
  • Taking things apart and putting them back together
  • Science
  • Posting memes and meerkats in the comments

Top stories from a not-so-random guy

EInternet Explorer in Equestria
Because why the crap not.
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  117  19 · 1.3k views
ETwilight Sparkle and the Unholy Existance of COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNS!
What more could possibly irk an academic? Not much, apparently.
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  12  4 · 264 views
ECelestia Wants Fried Chicken
What's a Princess to do when she hungers for (chicken) flesh?
TechnoNerd · 1.1k words  ·  16  5 · 366 views
EOxen? Boxen? Cuppa Dirt!
Sometimes, Sweetie Belle gets distracted. Sometimes, it's a little bit more than she thinks. Certainly her grades would reflect this, wouldn't they? (A rewritten story with permission from Evictus, the original author.)
TechnoNerd · 1.4k words  ·  10  1 · 294 views

Flame Wars? Have some gifs for your posting pleasure!

Latest Stories
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Active Stories
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Jul
21st
2018

I'd like a second opinion on a chapter of My Own Reality, please. · 6:41am 16 hours ago

I honestly feel like this is the most awkwardly-written chapter I've ever created. I tried to maintain a sense of continuity, but at the same time since I wanted to change the story a little, ended up diving into multiple areas where things just felt... off.

Chances are that I'll probably come back to the chapter and rewrite it from scratch. I'm really not much in a rush for the My Own Reality project, since I'm still busy setting up the world and lore in the main Pony-Me story.

Read More

Meme(s)!

Have some free story titles.

Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction

SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!

Bob the Builder is a changeling

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title. :trollestia:

"Treef"
In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity
Name every color and count to tree. That's how you approach Infinity.

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

Frickle Frackle

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed

Pitfall

Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

Services:

General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.

Prereading/Editing: No mature stories unless agreements are made through PMs,
max. length 10,000 words. Closed.

Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.

Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service except with a maximum length of 3,000 words or less rather than 10,000. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Closed.

Comments ( 215 )
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Don't worry, the avatar change is a monthly thing.

I don't exactly like your rebranding, I thought your old logo was better

but heeyyyyy,,, to be honest I'd probably do the same thing

I can't believe I forgot to follow you back

good luck with that GPA

LOL I M$-PAINT-ED THIS.

‍⊗ Doubt

There is no way a masterpiece such as this was made in MS Paint.

Thanks for the fav on my story! Expect monthly updates! :)

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Sweetie cooks 'Cool Potatoes' for Breakfast....:duck:

We all know what happens when Sweetie cooks...

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2621828
Count yourself lucky I don't do knock offs darling, here have a fabulous copy of InStyle....:duck:

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2621825
To that, I summon thee, Shoddy Minecraft Ripoff Ad!

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No darling :duck: but I can do this...

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Weeee!

Awesome avatar....

:rainbowdetermined2:

2600301
Now I’m in love with you

2600291
Yup. Fully memed and primed for the interwebz.

You have an amazing avatar! :raritystarry:

2595065
Yeah. I am. ^_^

I may have some time later today to do a bit of editing.

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