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The Lab Horse series

T Lab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
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E Space Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
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E Equestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
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About Me

Name: I have many. Too many. Also, my email address kinda gives it away anyways. :P

Gender: Male

Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.

Location: 3rd dimension, currently traversing the 4th dimension of time.

Interests: Tech (duh), Ponies (duh), Watching Youtube, Writing, Messing with people, Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday, learning things, EDM music.

What I’m currently doing:

  • Figuring out a way to pimp my oldest PC even further
  • Writing a commish for a friend of mine from school involving Vinyl Scratch
  • Quickly progressing the plot in Equestrian Human in preparation for some cross-fic references.


  • Have a story featured for more than half an hour
  • Keep my 4.0 GPA constant
  • Overhaul and push my oldest and first computer to its absolute limit in terms of speed and power


  • Restoring and upgrading PCs
  • Watching Youtube
  • Reading textbooks
  • Reading in general
  • Taking things apart and putting them back together
  • Science

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Ah, Comcast. Typical. · 8:22pm Sunday

Don't you love it when you're cruisin' fine with some multitasking and then everything grinds to a halt because your internet cut out for the second time that day?

'Cause I was just working on an English assignment, watching a youtube video about Quark Stars, and playing BTD battles all at once.

And then my internet died. As usual.

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Discord (He appears in several of the stories instead of his own.)
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Spike - Plenty of cameos in most stories.
Derpy - Appears in Luna's crazyfic
Vinyl Scratch
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Queen Chrysalis
Brian the Balloon Animal

...idunno, ScrewDerp?

Planned/Upcoming Stories/Updates

~~~Possible future stories~~~

??? - There may/may not be a deeper reason was to why I've suddenly taken interest into Artificial Intelligence... :trixieshiftright:

Bottled Sarcasm - probably gonna be my next trollfic if I ever have the time to write it.

Torrential - I watched the MLP movie, so why not write a thing or two 'bout the Storm King?

Scratch Reviews - Vinyl Scratch does some reviewing of... things.


I should probably be returning to my old update schedule now. ^_^

Have some free story titles.

Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction


Bob the Builder is a changeling

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.

The tale of (Uni/Ali)cron
-This is the result of faaaar too many typos I’ve caught in which “Unicorn” or “Alicorn” becomes “Uni/Alicron.

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title. :trollestia:

In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

All This Time
Celestia slowly realizes that Luna has become Nightmare Moon-- the hard way.


General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.

Prereading/Editing: No mature stories unless agreements are made through PMs,
max. length 10,000 words. Open. 1 openings available.

Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.

Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Open. 1 opening available.

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Good man.

any of your choosing

What kinda tea?

Otherwise, got chocolate. I'm not. Coffee person.

tea or coffee?

Btw if you have any suggestion please message me back, this story is written for the Readers you guys can ask for events and Join if you guys want to, so if want to see this story grow, leave a comment or a suggestion and I'll see to improving. im not joking

sorry about those comments, those were a mistake at the beginning of my story where I had it as 'Fallout-Soviet Assualt' it is my fault but I dont want the comments there to influence what people think, since this is not a fallout eq ripoff.

2489155 Well, so far, it's very lacking in the notice department.

2489146 Now the question remains if it wil be any good...?

Finally got a story publish(a non-one shot)

2480984 I know the feeling.

There should be a story going up on that pretty soon though. I forgot how long it takes to publish without auto-approval.

TechnoNerd. It's kinda a throwback to when this account was named that. Also, I'm gonna be publishing rewrites on that account from now on to keep things separate.

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