• Member Since 10th Jun, 2015
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The worst thing that could happen after a computer upgrade is that the internet lags instead.

About Me

Name: I have many. Too many. Also, my email address kinda gives it away anyways. :P

Gender: Male

Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.

Location: 3rd dimension, currently traversing the 4th dimension of time.

Interests: Tech (duh), Ponies (duh), Watching Youtube, Writing, Messing with people, Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday, learning things, EDM music.

What I’m currently doing:

  • Sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk.
  • Plans for a hardware-based neural network using AVR microcontrollers
  • Lab Horse spinoff


  • Have a story featured for more than half an hour
  • Keep my 4.0 GPA constant
  • Be less socially awkward and actually sit with people during lunch instead of huddle on an empty table and check Fimfiction
  • Overhaul and push my oldest and first computer to its absolute limit in terms of speed and power


  • Restoring and upgrading PCs
  • Watching Youtube
  • Reading textbooks
  • Reading in general
  • Taking things apart and putting them back together
  • Science

Flame War Rankings

I like to watch flame wars when I'm bored. Especially ones in Youtube comments. Those are the funniest if you ask me.

Also, my personal ranking table for flame wars:

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I've already made a new avatar. · 4:21am Yesterday

It isn't time yet for my monthly avatar redraw, but I was bored and made another one anyways. It's similar to the one prior to my current one, but brighter and more rainbows. And the starfield makes a return.

:trollestia: But I ain't gonna reveal it 'till September. :trollestia:


The Lab Horse series

T Lab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  57  8 · 747 views
E Space Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  29  3 · 302 views
E Equestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
TheMajorTechie · 4.1k words  ·  13  2 · 178 views

Characters to Write Stories About

Discord (He appears in several of the stories instead of his own.)
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Spike - Plenty of cameos in most stories.
Derpy - Appears in Luna's crazyfic
Vinyl Scratch
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Queen Chrysalis
Brian the Balloon Animal

...idunno, ScrewDerp?

Planned/Upcoming Stories/Updates

??? - There may/may not be a deeper reason was to why I've suddenly taken interest into Artificial Intelligence... :trixieshiftright:

I Think I Summoned a Ponk. 2 - Oh, you know what’s coming. :trollestia: Comedy is hard for me now. :ajbemused:

Oh, Darling! - Rarity dates herself. Literally. (Idea suggested by Skittle Sky)


Shattered Rainbow - Slowly organizing two chapters. I started writing the second one, but decided to create the first one before it because the second one was a bit too fast-paced, and I needed something to fill in before skipping to nighttime the next day.

Have some free story titles.

Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction


Bob the Builder is a changeling

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.

The tale of (Uni/Ali)cron
-This is the result of faaaar too many typos I’ve caught in which “Unicorn” or “Alicorn” becomes “Uni/Alicron.

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title. :trollestia:


General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.

Pre-reading: Closed.

Editing: Closed.

Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.

Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Closed.

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2489155 Well, so far, it's very lacking in the notice department.

2489146 Now the question remains if it wil be any good...?

Finally got a story publish(a non-one shot)

2480984 I know the feeling.

There should be a story going up on that pretty soon though. I forgot how long it takes to publish without auto-approval.

TechnoNerd. It's kinda a throwback to when this account was named that. Also, I'm gonna be publishing rewrites on that account from now on to keep things separate.

Meanwhile I'm starting fresh at 0 on my alt.

I just noticed your followers. How do you not have like 400 of them by now?

I understand. thanks though.


One beautiful day, while Zephyr Breeze and Rainbow Dash were getting ready for the beach, Fluttershy is having a problem of her own with a bully. What can Rainbow do to remedy this dilemma?

I honestly can’t say. I’ve never really been very good in writing the descriptions either...

2473448 How would you set it?

Tags seem appropriate for the story, and the short description could use a bit of tweaking, but is fine if it’s left as-is.

Oh, that reminds me. Are the tags correct? How about the short summary?

2473357 A)Whata mean? B)Yea... I got a little word happy for some reason. C)Can we switch it to PM plz.

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