About Me

"Asking Techie what he means by anything just gives him more power" - Krickis

"I'm scared of what goes on in your head sometimes." - Roxylalolcat

"Techie. I am... Concerned." - Roxylalolcat

"You're a background character in a sports anime" - FlutterBen

"wtf" - PresentPerfect

"you shouldn't be allowed to computer" - PixelPipes

"it's like you're a gravitational force that pulls in suckage" - PixelPipes

Yoinker of Fimfiction's 500,000th story ID and 500,000th user ID!

Editing rates

  • <5k words: free
  • >5k words: $5/1k words, not counting the first 5k. $3/1k words if you come back with more stories to edit.
  • +$2/1k words if you want me to rewrite stuff.

Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee that your work may be well-received. Things such as the premise of the work rely upon you, the author.

I Just Want A Comment

Looking for Editors

A buncha kaomojis I made myself.

  • Dabbing ∠(¸◂´)‾‾‾
  • Waving at you o(¬‿^)づ

Flagship/Mainline stories over the years


EWielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies
A story of teens, evil beings, ponies, and interdimensional escape.
TheMajorTechie · 6.2k words  ·  16  7 · 621 views


TSpacebound Equestria
After a horrible defeat against Sombra, the remaining ponies board the ship 'Equestrian Pride', and head for the heavens above. What awaits them... is held within...
TheMajorTechie · 16k words  ·  15  5 · 802 views


EThe Wielder of the Orb
The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?
TheMajorTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 409 views
EI Think I Summoned a Ponk.
What do I do now?! I just woke up, and all of a sudden, there's a freaky pink pony in my house! Seriously, please tell me I've gone insane... and the world just ended, too.
TheMajorTechie · 18k words  ·  69  13 · 2.2k views
TEquestria Forever
In a world where nothing is left but war and fear, a precious handful of people, together with the few remaining ponies, strives to bring back the world they once knew...
TheMajorTechie · 7.6k words  ·  15  7 · 567 views


ETwilight Finds Herself in Generation 1.
That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from chaos. There'll be QUITE a lotta chaos...
TheMajorTechie · 8.2k words  ·  86  18 · 2.5k views


TLab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  77  9 · 1.7k views
ESpace Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  4 · 851 views
EEquestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  24  8 · 797 views
EShattered Rainbow
Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.
TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 824 views


EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Now officially seven years old! 👁👄👁🎉
TheMajorTechie · 128k words  ·  416  57 · 7.5k views


What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
TheMajorTechie · 74k words  ·  312  15 · 5.7k views


EInto Equestria (Legacy Edition)
Sometimes, you just need a place to escape to. Sometimes, there isn't a choice.
TheMajorTechie · 6.5k words  ·  12  4 · 491 views
EInto Equestria
What do you do when the line between simulation and reality blurs? You put the headset on, of course.
TheMajorTechie · 11k words  ·  27  6 · 573 views


TWorlds Reset
The world she once knew is gone, replaced by an infinite canvas.
TheMajorTechie · 11k words  ·  29  4 · 545 views


Twilight Sparkle has stepped down. This is how Equestria crumbled.
TheMajorTechie · 22k words  ·  42  9 · 835 views


Once upon a time, Equestria flourished. That time is now long-gone.
TheMajorTechie · 73k words  ·  65  8 · 1.1k views


EPony-Me™: Rebooted
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on. A rewrite of 2017's Pony-Me.
TheMajorTechie · 26k words  ·  125  10 · 1.9k views


A thousand years is plenty enough time to forget. Yet there remains a story of a dragon, who lives among the ruins of a town...
TheMajorTechie · 12k words  ·  353  11 · 5.6k views

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Spike didn't have much to say about his life. Not after a thousand years.

Not after centuries of loneliness.

But maybe, just maybe, these new ponies who've stumbled into his life can change that.

Even if only for another century.


A continuation of The Dragon of the Ruins. Prior reading is NOT necessary, though. :twilightsmile:



Writing progress




Home stretch!

Pony-Me™: Rebooted


Finally complete.



I have no idea how far along the story is lol. I'm just writing this as I go.

What If...


We're nearly at 1000 chapters!

Lab Horse: Redux


On hiatus. No immediate plans to resume.

Wielder of the Orb: Third Time's the Charm


On hiatus. No immediate plans to resume.



Writing has started, but it's progressing at a snail's pace. 🐌

Active Stories


Fractures is now available in early-access on Patreon! · 7:26pm Last Sunday

At the moment, I plan to start posting Fractures publicly on June 10th over on Offprint, though I've already finished writing the first chapter as of yesterday. It's probably likely that there may be some small tweaks made to it before publishing, but if you wanna read my first original fiction story in ages, it's right there, right now!

$5 a month gets you access to both early-access Fractures chapters as well as additional stuff like exclusive content over on Discord. 👍

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Weird story titles, names, and things I might write (feel free to use any of these yourself!)


How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity

In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed


Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.

Twelve Years 'till Midnight


I See Me

Webkinz crossover (Or, I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...)

This (really) Shouldn't Work.

The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun

By My Own Design
If Twilight can't make new friends, she'll just MAKE them...

Probably would be a successor to my long line of one-shot trollfics, honestly.

Something about Celestia being a server admin and Equestria is literally just a chatroom or something like that

Edgelords LLC. - exactly what it sounds like.

Never/Again - two perspectives of a situation



Whispernot - the harder you try to conceal a secret, the louder it is shouted out to the world. It is thus the loudmouths, the attention-seekers, and others of the sort, that often have the deepest, most hidden secrets of all.

Pick A Universe - a story about someone who intentionally displaces themselves over and over just to get out of a situation

February Snow

I am (quite literally) radioactive and y'all best stay away from me.

Clip-on ties and a side of fries

The Dog's Blood - think something along the lines of Violet Evergarden's backstory.

Lonely Eternity - Celestia and Luna, long-since retired and removed from Equestrian society, ponder the rest of eternity. Maybe someone pays them a visit.

Horse in the Snow - Flurry Heart reflects on the past and the present as the sole ruler of the Crystal Empire.

Twilight Sparkle claps the cheeks!

Sweetie sets a banana on fire (and other totally normal things)

Strands - something, something, messing with the strands of fate and consequence. Main character is able to enter a dream-like world where they can see and manipulate the fates of those immediately around them, which are visible as strings that connect people/ponies, places, actions, and more.

Blink and you'll miss it
Wink and you'll miss it
Think and you'll miss it

The Council of Y. E. E. T.

My not very interesting life, and the slightly-more interesting consequences of owning a cursed diary.

Celestia sneezes, promptly ending the world and everything on it.

Hear Me. - likely a one-shot, one-on-one story focusing on only two characters' interactions.

Noooo, Trixie doesn't want to be bread! - Nooooooo!

Jack of no trades, master of all - Celestia or some other ruler tries to get a job on the side of ruling the nation.

The Second Surge

Picture Me in Neon Colors

The Lonely Pianist

Worth - a look into what one is worth, be it material or otherwise.

The Half-Chain Rose

Professional Unprofessional

Re:discover - a child one day begins to talk about a previous life, though they themselves are unsure of who they are talking about. This prompts a worldwide search leading to the discovery of a long-forgotten body and legacy.

Life In Boxes (Takes place after Pony-Me, and explores the various uses people have for the simulations)

Goddess Inkarnate

The Spark

Brain in a jar

Under the False Sky

These nights we share

Make me my girlfriend/marefriend/boyfriend/coltfriend! (A wish is granted, turning character into the opposite gender and sending them to a parallel universe to become their own SO. What happens instead, however, is a quest to put things back to normal.)

Live Through - almost like Splintershard in a way, focusing on the aspect of dying and reincarnation in someone else's body, while that other person is still alive and conscious. Focuses on the titular concept, rather than the wider story. Could feasibly be merged into an existing story if needed.


Generation 4.Pingas: the quest for edge

Discontinuous - the thing about dreams is, if you look hard enough, there's almost always something... off.

Displaced satire where displaced merchant accidentally sends self to world of displaced OP characters and has to them fight his way back to reality. Sidekick is the isekai truck.

Well if it ain't long man Dawkins with his long man's glockins

A story about an emergency upstart moon colony formed after a war on the home planet leads to MAD. a ragtag team of professionals from various fields is brought on, but there are still clearly some struggles due to how short of a notice the colony starts from

Practical(ly) Magic

Twilight Sparkle gets zapped and turned into triangles

Have a screm.


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Hope you are staying safe and chill!

You've made my day alone by that "Fimfiction" module. Very poignant! Definitely a highlight of this site so far!

hey Techie somebody didn't like your edits on my story (it was an accident I thought they would find chapter 2)

this sentence: This grandfather clock was made of an ancient wood—old oak, cut in the time of Starswirl the Bearded
lots more but this one was most notable.

this only goes to show that there is no "best" author out there and I should just write what's on my heart and not worry about it.

thanks for the help by the way

*bisexual lighting intensifies*

Wonderful. Come, let us take over the planet with our power (jk)

Yeah, i suppose. Though we're only at 500000...

Are you too? :trollestia:

I can try, can I not? ^^

Also, nice pfp! I like the background... ;)

Hey Techie? How are you?

By the way, I'm going to get the 1 millionth Fimfiction account. :pinkiesmile:

Writes occasionally. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

YoU'lL aCcEpT yOuR cOfFeE aNd YoU'lL LiKe It!!!!!!

Faraday suit activate!
And what do you mean by zapped?

I protest in jest! I'm wearing a faraday suit, and it is the best!

sweetie giraffe and sweetie giraffe. all who protest this will be zapped.

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