The worst thing that could happen after a computer upgrade is that the internet lags instead.
Name: I have many. Too many. Also, my email address kinda gives it away anyways. :P
Gender: Male
Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.
Location: 3rd dimension, currently traversing the 4th dimension of time.
Interests: Tech (duh), Ponies (duh), Watching Youtube, Writing, Messing with people, Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday, learning things, EDM music.
What I’m currently doing:
Goals:
Hobbies:
I like to watch flame wars when I'm bored. Especially ones in Youtube comments. Those are the funniest if you ask me.
Also, my personal ranking table for flame wars:
Stage 1:
Stage 2:
Stage 3:
Stage 4:
Stage 5: (TIPPING POINT FOR INTENSITY)
Stage 6:
Stage 7:
Stage 8:
Stage 9:
Stage 10:
MissSparklePony1
Tavi4
Skittle Sky
dream1990
Whitewolf_Stormrunner
Dreadnought
Bootsy Slickmane
Forestshadows
Xyretr
OmniFox
Alchemik
mordecaimapper
Variant Alicorn
Tide Hunter
TwilightAppleDash
Ender Born
Crimson Inferno
Z-blade Gracin
Opium4TmassS
Meta Knight
Mademoiselle Noir
Shadowthehedgehog86
redsopine
TheBoringBrony
RustyKat
Muvio
Therisinghero
Twilight is the BEST
Blacky99
BloodyKhan
CHIMMIE Star Gamer
D14p3r3d4bs0l
TheDizzyDan
Trigger Warning
The oracle
thegamerator10
The REAL Mister PkmnDrakos779966
Thing56
Jongoji245
Moon loving Changeling
Undead Equestrian Writer
TheBaconMaster
LyraAlluse
Xzaves
deamonhess17
Queen chrissy
lunarderpy1
Queen of Foolsradlix
Eakin
Blue Feather the Pegasus
Lon35hadow
PK
AdmiralTigerclaw
MythrilMoth
CrossRedstone
Fictional Fanatic
DrakeyC
MLPFan234
Henry101
AwesomeEric25
DwarvishPony
Superbowldream1990
Whateverdudezb
SoundslikeponiesMissSparklePony1
tsundere twilight
naturalbornderpy
FanOfMostEverythingWhitewolf_Stormrunner
Zef
Maniac92
Tatsurou
Nightmare Darkness
Charx
Bucking NonsenseDreadnought
knightyBootsy Slickmane
ROBCakeran53
MadMaxtheBlack
Monochromatic
McCodaForestshadows
Meeester
Law Abiding Pony
Feather Flyer
Zangetsu675
Mocha StarUndead Equestrian WriterVariant Alicorn
Mac productions
Bendy
PegasusMesaTwilightAppleDash
TheFanficFanPony
The Fan Without a FaceZ-blade GracinIt isn't time yet for my monthly avatar redraw, but I was bored and made another one anyways. It's similar to the one prior to my current one, but brighter and more rainbows. And the starfield makes a return.
But I ain't gonna reveal it 'till September.
Discord (He appears in several of the stories instead of his own.)ScrewballCelestiaPinkie PieApplejackFluttershyTwilightRainbow DashRarityLunaSpike - Plenty of cameos in most stories.Derpy - Appears in Luna's crazyfic
Vinyl Scratch
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Cadence
Changelings
Queen Chrysalis
Brian the Balloon Animal
...idunno, ScrewDerp?
??? - There may/may not be a deeper reason was to why I've suddenly taken interest into Artificial Intelligence... 
I Think I Summoned a Ponk. 2 - Oh, you know what’s coming. Comedy is hard for me now. 
Oh, Darling! - Rarity dates herself. Literally. (Idea suggested by Skittle Sky)
~~~Updates~~~
Shattered Rainbow - Slowly organizing two chapters. I started writing the second one, but decided to create the first one before it because the second one was a bit too fast-paced, and I needed something to fill in before skipping to nighttime the next day.
Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction
SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!
Bob the Builder is a changeling
How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)
And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.
The tale of (Uni/Ali)cron
-This is the result of faaaar too many typos I’ve caught in which “Unicorn” or “Alicorn” becomes “Uni/Alicron.
A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title.
General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.
Pre-reading: Closed.
Editing: Closed.
Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.
Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Closed.
2489155 Well, so far, it's very lacking in the notice department.
2489150
idunno.
2489146 Now the question remains if it wil be any good...?
2489116
Nice.
Finally got a story publish(a non-one shot)
2480984 I know the feeling.
2480982
There should be a story going up on that pretty soon though. I forgot how long it takes to publish without auto-approval.
2480980 Ah. Alright.
2480979
TechnoNerd. It's kinda a throwback to when this account was named that. Also, I'm gonna be publishing rewrites on that account from now on to keep things separate.
2480978 witch is?
2480973
Meanwhile I'm starting fresh at 0 on my alt.
2480971 Could be worse
2480852
Idunno.
I just noticed your followers. How do you not have like 400 of them by now?
2473469
I understand. thanks though.
2473462
I honestly can’t say. I’ve never really been very good in writing the descriptions either...
2473448 How would you set it?
2473442
Tags seem appropriate for the story, and the short description could use a bit of tweaking, but is fine if it’s left as-is.
Oh, that reminds me. Are the tags correct? How about the short summary?
2473357 A)Whata mean? B)Yea... I got a little word happy for some reason. C)Can we switch it to PM plz.