About Me

Name: Vincent
Gender: Male
Age: Let’s just say that I was around when Windows 95/98 was still (moderately) relevant. More specifically, I was born around the time Windows XP came ‘round.
Location: Pile of parts in the corner.
Interests: Tech (duh), Ponies (duh), Watching Youtube, Writing, Messing with people, Watching/reading the news for my daily dose of doomsday, learning things, EDM music, refraining from swearing.
Religion: (Semi)-nonpracticing Buddhist.
Feats:
Edited for Evictus
Golden turd award
Branched back into original fiction
What I’m currently doing:
Things
Goals:
200 followers
Keep my 4.0 GPA constant
Overhaul and push my oldest and first computer to its absolute limit in terms of speed and power
Posting my 1111th blog on 11/11 at 11 AM
Hobbies:
Restoring and upgrading PCs
Watching Youtube
Reading textbooks
Reading in general
Taking things apart and putting them back together
Science
Posting memes and meerkats in the comments

Flame Wars? Have some gifs for your posting pleasure!

EThe Day The World Exploded
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sci-Fi
It was long rumored that Canterlot Mountain was an inactive volcano. For years, ponies would cast that rumor aside, call it a hoax. That all stopped when the earthquakes came. And then, the world exploded.
Alt. Universe
OC
Other
TheMajorTechie · 2.6k words · 107 views
EPony-Me™: Outtakes
MLP: FiM
Random
Sci-Fi
Anthology
Scrapped ideas, bonus content, and general goofing off in the Pony-Me universe.
Alt. Universe
Human
Twilight
Pinkie
Spike
OC
Other
TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words · 8 4 · 109 views
EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Why do I do this to myself?
OC
Main 6
TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 10 12 · 212 views

EWhat If...
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anthology
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.
Other
Main 6
TheMajorTechie · 41k words · 125 18 · 2.4k views
EPony-Me™: Outtakes
MLP: FiM
Random
Sci-Fi
Anthology
Scrapped ideas, bonus content, and general goofing off in the Pony-Me universe.
Alt. Universe
Human
Twilight
Pinkie
Spike
OC
Other
TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words · 8 4 · 109 views
EThe Day The World Exploded
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sci-Fi
It was long rumored that Canterlot Mountain was an inactive volcano. For years, ponies would cast that rumor aside, call it a hoax. That all stopped when the earthquakes came. And then, the world exploded.
Alt. Universe
OC
Other
TheMajorTechie · 2.6k words · 107 views
EPony-Me™
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sci-Fi
Slice of Life
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Alt. Universe
Human
Twilight
Pinkie
Spike
OC
Other
TheMajorTechie · 43k words · 172 12 · 2.6k views

Sep

24th

2018

It's mah BIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAY! · 6:05am 1 hour ago

idk.

I'm 17 now.

Birthday is a Monday.

Oh boy.

I have a calculus test today.

Oh boy.

On the bright side, today (tomorrow? I mean it's 12:03 AM Mountain Time here) is also gonna be the first building day for the freshman team in robotics. While I'm now on the senior team (of which includes juniors and seniors, and one sophomore), I can still watch and give tips to all the new team recruits working on the robot this year for the AMES (not FIRST yet) competition.

Report TheMajorTechie · 5 views · #birthday #techblog #look for the bright side

Meme(s)!

To-do list (unordered)

Build a case for my tablet out of a thrift-store laptop's casing for the sole purpose of trolling people around me.
Finish Pony-Me and all spinoffs.
Get a new memchanical/mechanical keyboard.
Replace glitchy mouse with better mouse.
Finish learning Java
Make that visual novel-style game I've had floating around in my head
ROBOTICS
Be productive
Script-based AI?

Have some free story titles.

Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction

SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!

Bob the Builder is a changeling

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
I’m seriously considering writing a trollfic using this title.

"Treef"
In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

Frickle Frackle

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed

~~Pitfall~~

Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

The Blank Canvas

The World at Our Feet

Services:

Due to the fact that I have five AP classes this year, I likely won't have time for any services whatsoever. If you feel like you absolutely need editing on something from me for some reason or another, contact me via PM.

~~General rule for services: No mature stories, though exceptions may be made through PMs.~~

Prereading/Editing: No mature stories unless agreements are made through PMs,
max. length 10,000 words. Closed.

Commissions: Closed.
PM me for more info on what material I cover, though the same basic rules apply.

Story rewrites: Same rules as my editing service except with a maximum length of 3,000 words or less rather than 10,000. If your story is too unreadable to be published then I'll try my best to rewrite it based off of the original. Closed.

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