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This story is mostly non-canon to the official story, linked below. It's recommended, but not entirely necessary to read the original story before this one.

What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on... or you could just chuck the thing out the window and freak out.

Though this story honestly isn't quite as serious as the original, feedback and criticism is still greatly appreciated. :twilightsmile:

Cover art courtesy of Pixabay stock images.

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You'd think that something as simple as mowing your lawn would be easy. Welp. Apparently not, given how my lawnmower just disappeared into a portal. I wonder where it went?

An obvious trollfic. :rainbowwild:
Thanks for 3 years on Fimfiction!

A story about a guy displaced in Equestria as a lawnmower.

Art by Grim_Grin.

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A thousand years. A thousand since Nightmare Moon was banished. A thousand since Celestia last saw her sister.

Time is all it takes for change.

An experimental character building story that I wrote in between homework assignments. I have no idea what I'm doing... or even what tags to use. I'm honestly not all that dramatic of a person in real life. :derpyderp1:

Reviewed by the Creator's Library!

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You'd think that with a name such as "Butter Knife", a mare would be much better at being, say, an amazing chef for some highly-rated restaurant.

Nope. Butter Knife is just bad at stabbing people. She's also quite dull, considering her self-described "edge".

A parody of the "Edgy Alicorn OC" trope, and aiming for the maximum absurdity.

Downvote as much as needed. :trollestia:

Chapters (26)

In her off-time, when she isn't busy doing anything in particular, Vinyl Scratch is often found either sleeping, or roaming across Equestria, searching for... nothing in particular. It's an endless search-- not for the want of an object, but for the wanting of an experience.

And experience, is exactly what Vinyl writes her reviews on.

An anthology of various random encounters between Vinyl Scratch and miscellaneous circumstances.

Chapters (10)

Twilight thought it was all so real. The ponies, the grass, the air, the shining light of the day. With the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused human girl wearing a VR headset.

Good thing she can relog.

First couple chapters preread by deadpansnarker.

Cover art drawn in collaboration between Skittle Sky and myself.

Based off of a chapter from What If...?

Read Pony-Me™: Outtakes for scrapped content, sneaky references, and more!

Now with a (somewhat) spinoff story by Undead Equestrian Writer!

Reviewed by The Reviewers' Cafe!

Reviewed by The Review Corner!

Table of Contents:
Wake up. - Bonus #2: Epilogue 1: Part 1
...Or go on. - Current chapter: Part 2

The Pony-Me Universal Framework (As of the beginning of Part 2)

Chapters (38)

This story is a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk.

This story is comment driven! Have fun!

:trollestia: Oh, you knew this was gonna happen. :trollestia:

Let’s just say that Pinkie’s in my house. Also, I still don’t have much of an idea of where she came from. Nor do I really know about the new girl...pegasus...um...derp.

The official official sequel to the original. Ignore "From One End to Another". That ended up being part of a series of semi-related fics that I still quite regret writing.

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This story is a sequel to Space Horse

Heh. Well, I’m here... in Equestria...

Delmar’s here too, but... well,

Nothing is how I thought it to be.


Cover art created in collaboration between me and my sister, Skittle Sky.

Chapters (31)

What would you do if you've never truly lived your life?

How would one tell between a dream and reality?

I'll add tags as I go. Writing this was a completely new experience.

Pre-read by: Undead Equestrian Writer, Dreadnought, DeejayShuffle, lunarderpy1, Dire Hawk, BattleScarredPony, and German Empireball.

Cover art by me using a stock RD cutie mark and a crapton of filters in PDN. (Sorry, no crazy gradients this time!)

Not to be confused with a much, much older story by the same name. The author of that one hasn't been on for a pretty long time, but better safe than sorry. :derpyderp1:

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I don't know why this exists.

I blame myself for this.


There is likely nothing in particular within this mess of loosely-related horse words that would interest you.

Please leave.

Contains VERY HIGH levels of Random Tag abuse.

:pinkiehappy: Thanks for 100 followers! :pinkiehappy:

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