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What happened to Crews A through S? We don't speak of them.

Read the disclaimer at the very bottom!

A mysterious organization known only as "The CC" emerged mysteriously on a mysterious night with mysterious motives. Their goal? To explore what was never explored before.

The problem? They've sent out nineteen exploration crews, only for each and every one of them to go missing. Also mysteriously, mind you.

And now, with their twentieth attempt in Crew-T, maybe something interesting will finally happen...

A play on the concept behind GMBlackjack's League of Sweetie Belles.
A sidestory to What If...

CONTENT WARNINGS: the complete and utter annihilation of the random tag, OC abuse, and the loss of readers' braincells. Also, the Crackhead Coalition.

Pay me money so I can buy new brain cells.

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Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.

Maybe she can still relog.


Preread by Thunderous, Babroniedad, EverfreePony, Darksoul85, and No name 13, with additional assistance provided by the Write On! community. Formerly preread by Doggyshakespeare and JetXPegasusWWN.

Cover art drawn in collaboration between Momoruuu and myself.

Based off of a chapter from What If...?

A total rewrite of the original Pony-Me™. Want more Pony-Me™ after you finish reading? Here's an original fiction spin on the story for ya.

Story structure: Story arc ◈ Chapter title

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This story is a sequel to The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs


It's official. Twilight Sparkle is no longer the smartest.

With the power of not one, not two, not even three crackheads, but a full twenty (that's two tens worth!) of 'em put together, the all-encompassing, all-powerful and all-knowing behemoth known as *gasp* Google is born!

Except this ain't the Googlidoodledoo that y'all use in real life, no--this is Equestria's take on the thing. It runs on chaos magic.

The cherry on top? Discord isn't even in this story.


WARNING: The random tag was found brutally murdered in a blender and turned into a smoothie to write this story.


Original blogpost!

People whose OCs I kidnapped:

  1. BezierBallad

  2. No Name 13

  3. SunnytheSavvy

  4. Connect-the-Pie

  5. NicLove

  6. Zapper Frost

  7. Samuel-Neocros

  8. Possibly me

  9. Twilight Glimmer

  10. amf studios

  11. The Blue EM2

  12. Concordius Lord of Kaos

  13. Heroic412227

  14. BiggerNate91

  15. Deep

  16. Reichtangle

  17. BradyBunch

  18. dshadow14

  19. Light Heart101

  20. Thunderous

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Just some lighthearted RainbowJack/AppleDash fluff, and then a monster attacks at some point. Also, things get slightly meta. Excuse the author for not knowing how to write his AppleDash in this shaky first-attempt.

Written for the AppleDash Warm and Fuzzy Feelings event. This story might not necessarily be fuzzy, but its (probably) garbage fire-ness will keep you warm! :raritywink:

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A standalone prequel to Splintershard. You don't need to read Splintershard to understand this story, nor do you need to read this to understand Splintershard.


Day by day, the rift in Equestria grows. The factions align, but nobody knows--

Will the nation still stand?

Or will it fade away, leaving only dust and sand?


This story starts off pretty lighthearted, but will grow progressively darker as time passes. Additional tags will be added as the story progresses.

Reviewed by Lumina Faith in My Little Reviews & Feedback!

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This story is a sequel to Sunbeam


Whisked away by a voice in her head calling herself "Starlight Glimmer", Emily Ashton finds herself in a land far different from anything she'd ever expected.

If only getting back was going to be as easy.

Reading the prequel is not necessary to understand this story.
Chapter format: Major arc | minor arc ◈ Themed chapter title



Based partially on lore hinted in The Old Collector. This is the first story taking place within the Splintershard Continuity.

This story is a cumulation of many, many previous works and tropes of mine. :twilightsmile:

Cover art by JodTheCod. Preread by Thunderous, ScopingLandscape, Babroniedad, Darksoul85, and last but not least, the Write On! community.

Formerly preread by AnObliviousAuthor.


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Reviewed by SwordTune!

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Didn't you read that short lil' descriptadoodle thingy back there? That's the story!

Written for the CRACK-STORM 2020 writeoff.

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Scootaloo has a problem. A very big, chicken sandwich-shaped problem. Actually, coming back to edit this thing after finishing the story, she's got a little more than just a chicken sandwich problem. But I ain't gonna tell you here 'cause that's a surprise tool that can help us later.

That's it. That's the story. Now go home and stay quarantined or something. :P

Expect OOC Scoots because I can't think of any worldly reason why she would be a restaurant manager. This extends to literally every character in this story 'cause I have no idea what the heck I'm doing right now.

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He was an old collector... a bold collector.

Trinkets and souvenirs of times long gone; there was hardly a thing that he'd ever forgone.

Memories, experiences, things that once mattered-- it's inevitable, that one day those things may be shattered.

This story is expanded on in Splintershard!

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This story is a sequel to Pony-Me™ (2017)


Concepts from this canceled sequel will be written instead into the Pony-Me™ reboot, as part of an overhaul to the overall plot.

Elise Fairchild is a pretty standard nerdy girl, by all accounts. She's got smarts, (a couple) friends, and some great mentors, to top it all off. But, there's one more thing that sets her apart from the rest: one of her mentors is Twilight Sparkle herself.

Lisa Garnet's seen quite a bit over the past few years. She'd woken up from a simulated Equestria, just to give an idea of things. Though, while saying goodbye to the world she knew and loved certainly was hard at first, she eventually came to fully embrace the one she now lives in. Too bad life just doesn't leave her alone.


Being a direct sequel, it is highly recommended that you read the original first.

Just like the original, this story is based on a chapter from What If. :twilightsmile:

A rewrite of the legacy edition of this story.


Preread by Thunderous, JetXPegasusWWN, Babroniedad, and Ponyess.

Formerly preread by Rezyl.

Cover art by myself, using Tr1nks1e's drawing of Luster Dawn's cutie mark.

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