kirins burned down Canterlot in celebration of Chineighs New Year? and part of the Kirin's New Year celebration involves shooting fireworks at each other?
Kirin #42069 fired a firework at Kirin #123456. Unfortunately, it missed and instead hit Canterlot. Right in the Celestia.
But, this merely burnt away the eons-old visage of an Alicorn that Celestia had donned all these years! For she was in reality... *gasp*
An Alikirin!
What is an Alikirin, you may ask?
"No, I didn't as--"
I'm very happy to answer your non-question, random citizen that can hear the deranged voice in the sky! An Alikirin is an Alicorn and a Kirin! It's right in the name and it most assuredly means the end of us all.
Celestikirin burst through the roof of the now-burning Canterlot Castle and yeeted Celestigoat into the nearest volcano. This is the year of the dragon dangit, and that meant it was time to steal adopt a new dragon egg to force upon her next student!
Also she may or may not have fired a rocket launcher at Kirin #42069.
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I don't know Star Wars, so pretend I made a funny reference as a chapter suggestion, but replaced "Anakin" with "Alikirin."
Wait, I got it. What if it's over, Alikirin, I have the high ground!
What if Robo CelestikirenraliCORNgoat?
What if the characters in the previous what if all ganged up, jumped the author, and gave him a taste of all the suffering they went through?
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*explodes*