This story is a sequel to What If...
Reading What If 1 is not necessary to understand this story. 'Tis the way of the anthology.
So, Twilight got bored again. No, she didn't go outside to touch grass for once. Y-yes, she's... yeah, she's in her study again. She's found a new quill and she swears she's going to use that lifetime supply of ink that Celestia promised her.
Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?
Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)
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(Finally featured 8/21/2024!)
What if the Mane 6 ran Planet Express?
What if Pinkie Permanently shattered the forth wall in every show ever?
What if the world of Avatar existed in Equestria? i.e. earth ponies (earth tribe), kirin (fire tribe), pegasi (air tribe), sea ponies (water tribe), bat ponies (shadow tribe), unicorns (spirit tribe), crystal ponies (love tribe), etc. And the Avatar is always a female Alicorn who bends all the elements; and the only one capable of bending the most powerful element of them all, friendship.
what if you get executed for saying the n.
IT BEGINS ONCE AGAIN!
Anyways, what if Spike became a clone of Rainbow Dash?
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is that something from futurama? just checking 'cause i've never heard of it and that's what comes up when i search it.
Well, what're we gonna do, we only have 998 chapters left, that's like none at all.
What if, pony grenade training.
Are they grenades for use by ponies? On ponies? To create ponies? Only God can say for sure
I woke up in the morning and this was the first thing I read. To the rhythm of Jack Stauber ('Tea Errors') I read each word, but now I don't remember which words I left behind, anyway... I better move on, it is not convenient to go back in a labyrinth of vowels and consonants.
What if Chrysalis ran a mail service that delivered kidnapped ponies?
What if Celestia became very small after giving up her height powers to Twilight? While everyone still treat her like a big horse
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Futurama reference. The Mane 6 would be taking over the most inefficient delivery service in the universe.
MLP2: Eclectic Scootaloo
What if everypony woke up with a cuddlely penguin friend to spend the rest of forever with?
What if there was a sequel
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yep, Planet Express is the main vehicle for the crew.
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aight
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if a big green spacecraft with a red line across the middle pops up when you type in Planet Express, IE:fc62.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/236/d/e/The_Planet_Express_Ship_by_gasclown.jpg this, that's the ship.
What if there were monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane?
What if Luna and Cadance got drunk together? (i never see those two talking, ever, i swear.)
What if RoboCelestigoat abdicated the throne to pursue its dream of delivering nachos to all the good lil colts and fillies?
What if Pinkie Pie discovers that chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
What if 60s spiderman fought tirek who had teamed up with elvis presley to steal George washingtons' left shoe which was in a museum in canterlot for some reason?
What if Twilight sued the Watcher from Marvel's What If. . . ??
Great Futurama chapter. Here's another one:
What is Princess Twilight carried Covid back from Canterlot High?
What if Sweetie Giraffe decided to turn over a new leaf for this fic?
YEEEY my comment.
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I want to see that happen!
Idea, What if Twilight made an Iron Man suit but magical?
I think you should use this story to create new memes. A totally fresh start, you know. Sweetie Giraffe and all the other memes were fun, but I think maybe we should let them take a backseat role (yes a backseat, I don't think it's feasible to kick them off the ride), because I'm sure something'll become the unofficial mascot of this iteration. We'll latch onto something
What if, instead of whatever his plan was, Sombra assaulted Canterlot with an army of undead unicorns, riding into the fray?
The end of the world becomes the beginning of the world?
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Nah thats a great idea.
If Flurry Heart can actually see John Cena?
What if Pinkie Pie became the ceo of Hasbro.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hello again, everyone! :)
What if Man Door Hand Hook Car Door?
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The Spy of the Tiger beat ya to it lol
What if Luna became stuck as a drunken cat?
What if the Storm King’s invasion was stopped because Luigi appeared and did absolutely nothing?
What if EQG DJ Pon 3 was Batmans niece, and the car that was in Rainbow Rocks was a gift for Christmas from him?
What if the only ponies that could defeat Sombra and his undead unicorns was the Space Knights of Canterlot?
I am absolutely trying to pack as many Gloryhammer references in here as I can, thank you.
Wow... You really did it. This is glorious!
What if Abacus Cinch actually had many suitors asking for her hand in marriage all the time?
What if it rained nacho cheese for fourty days and nights
What if Yoshi save the Equestria
What if Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States of America broke into Pinkie Pie's house to steal her funions?
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Aww...
Well, what if the flaming remains of a chapter from the previous what if smacked Spike in the face?
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this is quite possibly the single most deranged comment I've ever seen across both what ifs lmao
What if Pharynx was in love with Shining Armor?
What if?