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TheMajorTechie


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"Here we go again." - Me to myself.

It's not every day when the dreamscape tears.

Luckily, with the power of Shamwow and Flex Tape (and a bit of marketing on Sunset Shimmer's part), Luna fixes the problem... all the problems...

Forever.

WARNINGS: Shamwow and Flex Tape worship, memes, Bob Ross references, possession by the deity of Flex Tape, dabbing, raw and unedited word barf, and bad fanfiction.

Image comes from dashblitz's tumblr. I came across it while meme-hunting.

Reviewed by The Reviewers' Cafe.

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Comments ( 61 )

OMG you did it, you bastard!...#I read your post on the group.

But what about Flex Seal? Did it play any part in holding some of the Shamwow together?

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I'm horrified! How can you mark a story as complete and then promise a bonus chapter?

I'm not sure what I just read, but I kinda enjoyed it. :pinkiecrazy:

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How? How will it help us? (Aside from the sheer glory of Flex Seal)

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It will improve the quality of life and the living standards of countless people.

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Well in order to fight the Martians, you have to be able to see them first. And they haven't made sunglasses that do that since the 80s, so you have make do with huffing Flex Seal fumes.

Can't really relate to this. Flex tape is not buyable from where I am. I don't understand the power Flex Tape has and maybe I will never understand it at all.

At this time, here, stunned by the glory of what I had just witnessed, a quote from one of the truly great thinkers of our time comes to me.

"Oh, hello there, dripping yellow madness!"
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Yep, you're right. Explains everything. Even the memes I didn't understand a few months ago.

*Reads story. Once finished, slowly turns head to face everyone reading this comment with the sound of a rusty gate being opened*

This is getting concerning now. I'm confiscating all that flex-shit for your own goods.

You one-upped yourself in the weirdness. I'm amused and impressed at how weird this has gotten. :rainbowlaugh:

So they fixed everything but the castle and Celestia's cake.

Now, fixing the castle requires a system. A system I can only tell you about in person. The next hour or so will tell you about how great the system is. The System is so good, it will fix everything and make you your own boss. The System I developed will revolutionize the world! Now, don't take it from me - these ponies can tell you how great The System is! Just call now and I will be personally have a free copy of The System delivered to you just for signing up for a free seminar and dinner. That's right, The System has made me so rich, I am giving these opportunities away! Call now! Get your friends and family involved in The System. There is no risk! No complications! The System, seminar and dinner are free!* Call today!

*Travel and lodging not included. The System is not certified by the FDA or anyone else. The seminar is mandatory for all. There may be additional offers which are not free. No substitutions, exceptions or refunds.

No joke, my Google feed featured this to me..... your ad littered story caught the attention of Google!!!:applejackconfused:

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Coolio. I guess that's what happens when I combine memes. :moustache:

This story made me giggle inside.

TO SHOW YOU THE *POWER* OF FLEX TAPE *AND* SHAMWOW, YOU NOW HAVE 200 FOLLOWERS ON FIMFICTION!! XD

What madness have you unleashed on this benighted land?

I don't know what I just read, but it was weird, wonderful, and made me laugh so it's all good in my book. Keep up the good work.

I'm sawing my life expectancy in half and Flex TapingTM it back together.

"HELP! I'M BEING CARRIED AWAY BY THE CURRENTS OF SOMEPONY'S BAD FANFICTION!"

Congratulations, you broke reality. Would your mind explode if someone was dreaming about Old Spice? :facehoof::rainbowlaugh:
This is ridiculously amazing.

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