What If...

by TheMajorTechie


the Mane 6 ran Planet Express?

"Pinkie, how're the packages back there lookin'?" Twilight momentarily glanced over her shoulder.

"Frosty!" Pinkie patted the freezer on its handle.

The ship lurched forward as Rainbow Dash slid in front of Twilight to take the controls. "You know we could go a little faster, right? We'll be late on the next delivery after this one if we keep going at this spee--hey!"

Twilight set Rainbow Dash back in her seat and buckled her in. And maybe also duct-taped her down.

"Do we really have to do that every trip?" Fluttershy poked the struggling Rainbow Dash. "She can still do the actual delivery runs from the ship to our clients! Or help me take care of the creatures we transport sometimes!"

"Or she could settle down for the ride, darling," Rarity raised a hoof. "There isn't all too much to do in space and Applejack's busy doing maintenance."

Rainbow leaned back in her seat as far as she could, peering upside-down at Pinkie beside the freezer. "What are we transporting, anyway?"

"A freezer," Twilight kept her eyes at the window.

"A freezer."

"Yup. Just a freezer."

"Isn't there something in the freezer then?" Rainbow continued to squirm, granting herself another layer of duct tape courtesy of Rarity. "We have like one other thing to deliver! What's so important about an empty freezer? Can't we handle the other delivery first? Engine parts sound a lot more important than some empty box."

"What if I told you that we're headed to Equestria to deliver this freezer to the Wonderbolts?"

"Fine."