T"Ah yes, my Anti-Friendship-Is-Magic Technique. I haven't used that since the Heian Era."
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
The Mane Six have the King of Curses on the ropes, it seems that victory is so close they could taste it. However...
Violence
Death
Profanity
Crossover
Human
Other
Main 6
The_Chill_Author · 1.9k words · 55 11 · 1k views
TMistral Bans Cadence from her Twitch Chat.
MLP: FiM
Metal Gear
Adventure
Comedy
With her husband currently in the Canterlot Infirmary, and Twilight as the proxy ruler of Equestria, Cadence expected a big buff man to attack her... And not an E-Girl.
Violence
Death
Profanity
Crossover
Human
Other
Cadance
Flash Sentry
Royal Guard
The_Chill_Author · 1.8k words · 10 2 · 418 views
TCell Vs. Equestria.
MLP: FiM
Dragon Ball Z
Adventure
Comedy
Anthology
Perfect Ce- *WHACK!* I-I mean, Mr. Perfect Cell managed to be in a Equestria after he died, what hilarious hijinks will he get into? FAAFO.
Violence
Profanity
Crossover
Prince Blueblood
OC
Discord
Other
Main 6
The_Chill_Author · 3.6k words · 37 8 · 995 views
TThe Whistle of Death.
MLP: FiM
Sad
Granny Smith has lived a long and love filled life. Now, she waits, and finally, it arrived.
Death
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Apple Bloom
Granny Smith
Other
The_Chill_Author · 1k words · 141 4 · 2.8k views
TBjörn
MLP: FiM
Dungeons and Dragons
Dark
Adventure
Tragedy
A human barbarian died foolishly by challenging a Pit Fiend, and thus was sent to Equestria upon his demise. Now, he must adapt to living in this new world and find a way back home, and nothing is going to get in his way, regardless who's there.
Sex
Gore
Violence
Death
Profanity
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Other
Main 6
Chrysalis
Royal Guard
The_Chill_Author · 33k words · 52 9 · 1.7k views
TJetstream Sam Slices Shining Armor Into Sushi
MLP: FiM
Metal Gear
Adventure
Comedy
Shining Armor has been sent to a distant base near the mountains of the Frozen North, there, he trains the guards. However, he unfortunately wasn't planning for a certain Brazilian samurai.
Violence
Death
Profanity
Crossover
Human
OC
Other
Shining Armor
Royal Guard
The_Chill_Author · 3.9k words · 29 5 · 1k views

Blog Posts
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15 weeks
It keeps getting worse.

It always gets better but it ends up being worse again. It always gets worse man.
It keeps getting worse.
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18 weeks
The Official Story Cycle.

I've conducted a cycle that I will do with the stories I have yet to complete. I'm not sure I'll follow it, but I will do so to the best of my abilities.
1. Equestria's Hitman.
2. Cell Vs. Equestria.
3. Björn.
And when I get around to it and finish these stories, I can finally expand upon my DMV. (Displaced Multiverse)
4. My Wrath Will Never End!
5. Hey, Kids! Wanna See a Dead Body?!
6. Your Pirate King Has Arrived.
7. From Parts Unknown.
8. The Odds Are Against Me.
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20 weeks
A Confession and a Story.

Hey, Chill here, I know it's been a while since I did a blog, but I wanted to confess something. Something I've been struggling with for the past, I don't know, two or three years of my life. It's that I hate myself. And no, it's not the, "haha god, I hate myself" like an edgy teen, it's that I do hate myself. And I've been struggling as to stop hating myself, but I can't find a reason to. I can't find a reason to stop, I can't find a reason to continue, I'm locked in this Schrödinger's like
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64 weeks
Taking A Break.

What's up guys, it's Chill here. I'm going to go on a break from writing on this site. I want to work on my novel and finish it by the end of the year. I wanted to be a boxer but it ain't really working out for me, so, writing. Once I finish my novel I should be able to come back ten times stronger.
I love you guys, I'll still be active but until then, this is goodbye for my writing days. Farewell.
3 comments · 113 views
81 weeks
Hurricane Ian coming in hot.

Just another day in Florida :D
5 comments · 166 views

Stories I'm going to get famous for

That's a lot of damage! Twilight Sparkle is on her last limb fighting Tirek, the fight lasted for a few minutes. But when Twilight is nearing her limit, an unexpected hero arrives, Phil Swift, you can only imagine where this is going. by The_Chill_Author 1,127 words · 138 · 7
Against All Odds. [Displaced] John Oliver is sent to Equestria with his Six friends as Thanos. After being sealed in stone, he broke out. Now his gauntlet, his stones, his blade, and his team are now scattered across the planet. Can he back bring balance to Equis? by The_Chill_Author 173,692 words · 170 · 42
Equestria's Hitman. [Displaced] Hello, my name is Hit, and I'm a Hitman. I serve under no one and I always finish the job. I serve for the highest bidder, who ever pays enough, will find their enemies head at their doorstep. I am Equestria's Hitman. by The_Chill_Author 38,953 words · 139 · 20
Senator Armstrong Beats The Ever-loving Crap Out of Chrysalis Nanomachines, son! by The_Chill_Author 1,725 words · 191 · 17