What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States of America broke into Pinkie Pie's house to steal her funions?

Author's Note:

The_Chill_Author must complete their quest and provide more funions to Pinkie!

"IT'S TRICKLE DOWN TIME!" Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States of America, crashed through the wall Kool-Aid man style. "YOU THERE! COMFORTABLY MIDDLE-CLASS MARE. HAND ME YOUR FUNIONS AND I WILL ENSURE THAT THEY ARE SAFELY KEPT IN THE HANDS OF OUR GREAT MEGACORPORATIONS."

Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States of America, snatched the bag of unions right out of Pinkie's hooves and blasted off in his very much extremely unregulated jetpack, leaving behind a second hole in the ceiling.

"TRICKLE DOWN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!" Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States of America's voice echoed down as he disappeared into the clouds.

Pinkie watched a business card flutter down for a local home insurance company.

"Huh???"

you know it's bad when even pinkie is confused

Comments

[TheMajorTechie]

11799094
nice

[Electrix]

I honestly don't know about this, but...

What if Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash fought over who could plan the best idea to break into Fluttershy's cottage and steal all of her animals, including Angel bunny, and when Fluttershy finds out about this she pulls a shed.mov and kills them both. No blood required.

[TheMajorTechie]

11799312
she will simply banish them to the sun

[Electrix]

11799321
nice punishment, i must say.

[Scyphi]

I'm not sure I've seen a better portrayal of the truths of trickle-down economics than this.

[twidash1993]

What if Pajama Sam and Sweetie Giraffe switched bodies?

[BestinDworld]

11799270
What if a elephant won’t look at pinkie pie during making love?

Family guy reference!!!