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What if...1,000 words
Pinkie Permanently shattered the forth wall in every show ever?143 words
there was a sequel96 words
the Mane 6 ran Planet Express?258 words
60s spiderman fought tirek who had teamed up with elvis presley to steal George washingtons' left shoe which was in a museum in canterlot for some reason?163 words
Luna and Cadance got drunk together?205 words
instead of whatever his plan was, Sombra assaulted Canterlot with an army of undead unicorns, riding into the fray?73 words
the Storm King’s invasion was stopped because Luigi appeared and did absolutely nothing?259 words
the world of Avatar existed in Equestria? i.e. earth ponies (earth tribe), kirin (fire tribe), pegasi (air tribe), sea ponies (water tribe), bat ponies (shadow tribe), unicorns (spirit tribe), crystal ponies (love tribe), etc. And the Avatar is always a f413 words
a cat sat in a chair?268 words
somepony uses ketchup on sushi?62 words
Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States of America broke into Pinkie Pie's house to steal her funions?129 words
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash fought over who could plan the best idea to break into Fluttershy's cottage and steal all of her animals, including Angel bunny, and when Fluttershy finds out about this she pulls a shed.mov and kills them both. No blood r340 words
Pinkie's eyebrow stopped and repaired a few satellites while it was in orbit?217 words
Pinkie stole Celano's pirate ship, only to get attacked by Mickey Mouse (from Steamboat Willie, no relations with Disney) in an effort to turn Pinkie into a musical instrument as they get crossed-attacked by marines from the Grand Line and Cutler Bec146 words
Pinkies eyebrow was Batpony?137 words
something something Sweetie Giraffe for Starfire111110?155 words
Joker gave Pinkie scars like his own, by making her eat a sharp hamburger?27 words
Pinkie's eyebrow went and got a Subway footlong?174 words
Twilight ate all of Rainbow Dash's McDonald's fries?122 words
Spike invented Bounty paper towels?89 words
TWO prompts were used in this chapter?99 words
Blueblood married King Sombra?253 words
kirins burned down Canterlot in celebration of Chineighs New Year? and part of the Kirin's New Year celebration involves shooting fireworks at each other?156 words
Robo CelestikirenraliCORNgoat?178 words
Luna found a nacho cheese fountain and claimed it was the fountain of youth (while drunk with chrysalis)?68 words
RainbOwO Dash used her powers of cringe to resurrect the Shadowobolts?143 words
applejack stayed with her aunt and uncle orange and become, Orangejack, a spoiled brat that speaks sophisticated, wears elaborate outfit with tons of makeup and her mane styled into a large beehive shape161 words
Big Mac filled the Ponyville reservoir with pop rocks and cola and it wasn't the first time?212 words
the Nacho Cheese made you very smol?83 words
Pinkie managed to turn the cosmos to cupcake frosting but it was pickle flavored?223 words
Nacho Cheese that makes you small was especially effective on a particular character known for being tall? And what ever is in the next chapter of What If became canon?504 words
Prince Blueblood was actually Robot Prince Blueblood?521 words
Celestia kept an infinite supply of Blueblood bot backups and Rarity can never actually be rid of him?148 words
Spike became a mole for Rarity in the BlueBot operation?205 words
Bluebots were secretly plotting against Twilight and Rarity too?71 words
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one of the Bluebots was a mole?80 words
Equestria literally fell?36 words
Shining Armor found the Holy Hand Grenade?117 words

Pinkie's eyebrow went and got a Subway footlong?

Author's Note:

Scyphi... huh???

Pinkie's eyebrow rang the bell at the front counter of the local Subway. Why is there a Subway in the middle of Ponyville, where just about nopony eats meat? Who knows! I don't.

Anyway, Pinkie's eyebrow rang the bell again. Harder.

"Yes, yes, I'm coming," a tired-sounding stallion emerged from the back room. No, not The Backrooms. The back room.

He stared at Pinkie's eyebrow.

Pinkie's eyebrow stared back. Somehow.

"What kind of bread would you li--"

"Italian herbs and cheese, black forest ham with lettuce, tomato, and onion, sweet onion dressing, and mayonnaise!" Pinkie's eyebrow chirped.

"Bing bong," the stallion muttered under his breath as he pulled a loaf of totally-not-legally-classified-as-cake-in-Ireland bread out. " Would you like it to be a footlong?

Pinkie's eyebrow nodded. Somehow.

"Would you like it to be toasted?"

More nodding. How does an eyebrow even nod?

The stallion stared at the bits that the eyebrow had somehow procured. Then at the eyebrow, which was holding the Subway footlong it'd just ordered. And was now eating.

~~what the heck~~

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