What If...

by TheMajorTechie

something something Sweetie Giraffe for Starfire111110?

Author's Note:

Yeah, you, Starfire111110. I'm lookin' at ya.

"How's the weather up there?"

"Shut up!"

Sweetie Giraffe stared down at the absolutely tiny, minuscule, completely and entirely PATHETIC, pony, far, far below.

"I'm serious!" the tiny and insignificant pony yelled back up. "How's the wea--"

Sweetie Giraffe walked away from the crater that now shot through to the other side of the world. And through the moon. And the sun after that. And then it pierced through the center of the galaxy.

Sweetie Giraffe, of course, was taller than all of them. Combined.

"SCOOTAROO." Sweetie Giraffe boomed from above, her persona finally catching up to her height. "WHAR IZ SCOOTAROO?"

Scootaroo, the tallest and floppiest kangaroo known to exist, flopped before Sweetie Giraffe. "AM HERE."

"AND A🅱🅱LE 🅱LOOM?"

A🅱🅱le 🅱loom lumbered up beside her, also tall as ever, being a fellow giraffe associate of Sweetie.

"FRIENDS." Sweetie Giraffe boomed from above both of them. "DESTROY UNIVERSE."

A🅱🅱le 🅱loom and Scootaroo both saluted.

💥💥💥

Comments

[TheMajorTechie]

11800684
tadaaaaaaaaaaa

[Starfire111110]

"AND A🅱🅱LE 🅱LOOM?"

We need a story about her!

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if Joker gave Pinkie scars like his own, by making her eat a sharp hamburger?

[Rhonie8k]

What if Shrek Donkey and Puss in boots stopped by Rarity's boutique to ask for directions to a waffle convention?

[Arthor2017]

What if King Arthur and his knights kidnapps- I mean! Summons Hitch Trailblazer to deal with the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh who lives in the Cave of Caerbannog?

[twidash1993]

What if Spike invented Bounty paper towels?

[TheMajorTechie]

11800844
huh. neat.