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Pinkie Permanently shattered the forth wall in every show ever?143 words
there was a sequel96 words
the Mane 6 ran Planet Express?258 words
60s spiderman fought tirek who had teamed up with elvis presley to steal George washingtons' left shoe which was in a museum in canterlot for some reason?163 words
Luna and Cadance got drunk together?205 words
instead of whatever his plan was, Sombra assaulted Canterlot with an army of undead unicorns, riding into the fray?73 words
the Storm King’s invasion was stopped because Luigi appeared and did absolutely nothing?259 words
the world of Avatar existed in Equestria? i.e. earth ponies (earth tribe), kirin (fire tribe), pegasi (air tribe), sea ponies (water tribe), bat ponies (shadow tribe), unicorns (spirit tribe), crystal ponies (love tribe), etc. And the Avatar is always a f413 words
a cat sat in a chair?268 words
somepony uses ketchup on sushi?62 words
Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States of America broke into Pinkie Pie's house to steal her funions?129 words
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash fought over who could plan the best idea to break into Fluttershy's cottage and steal all of her animals, including Angel bunny, and when Fluttershy finds out about this she pulls a shed.mov and kills them both. No blood r340 words
Pinkie's eyebrow stopped and repaired a few satellites while it was in orbit?217 words
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Pinkies eyebrow was Batpony?137 words
something something Sweetie Giraffe for Starfire111110?155 words
Joker gave Pinkie scars like his own, by making her eat a sharp hamburger?27 words
Pinkie's eyebrow went and got a Subway footlong?174 words
Twilight ate all of Rainbow Dash's McDonald's fries?122 words
Spike invented Bounty paper towels?89 words
TWO prompts were used in this chapter?99 words
Blueblood married King Sombra?253 words
kirins burned down Canterlot in celebration of Chineighs New Year? and part of the Kirin's New Year celebration involves shooting fireworks at each other?156 words
Robo CelestikirenraliCORNgoat?178 words
Luna found a nacho cheese fountain and claimed it was the fountain of youth (while drunk with chrysalis)?68 words
RainbOwO Dash used her powers of cringe to resurrect the Shadowobolts?143 words
applejack stayed with her aunt and uncle orange and become, Orangejack, a spoiled brat that speaks sophisticated, wears elaborate outfit with tons of makeup and her mane styled into a large beehive shape161 words
Big Mac filled the Ponyville reservoir with pop rocks and cola and it wasn't the first time?212 words
the Nacho Cheese made you very smol?83 words
Pinkie managed to turn the cosmos to cupcake frosting but it was pickle flavored?223 words
Nacho Cheese that makes you small was especially effective on a particular character known for being tall? And what ever is in the next chapter of What If became canon?504 words
Prince Blueblood was actually Robot Prince Blueblood?521 words
Celestia kept an infinite supply of Blueblood bot backups and Rarity can never actually be rid of him?148 words
Spike became a mole for Rarity in the BlueBot operation?205 words
Bluebots were secretly plotting against Twilight and Rarity too?71 words
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one of the Bluebots was a mole?80 words
Equestria literally fell?36 words
Shining Armor found the Holy Hand Grenade?117 words

Pinkies eyebrow was Batpony?

Author's Note:

Starfire111110 is here to bring us our third entry in the "Pinkie's Eyebrow" saga!

Yes, I'll be keeping track.

Pinkie's eyebrow perched atop a building in Gotham City. No, not that Gotham. This one's pronounced, "Got-ham".

I smell crime smells, the eyebrow thought, for it had no mouth and it must scream.

And because crime smells are very bad no-good smells, the eyebrow unfolded itself, flapping off into the night for another exciting adventure in crimefighting.

"And now, kids, it's time for you all to explode!" Joker cackled in front of the flock of goats he'd stolen.

One of the goats took a bite out of his shoe.

"Well that's awfully rude of you," Joker picked up the goat with a snarl. "But I'm feeling generous today. You, dear, will be the first to expl--"

Pinkie's eyebrow pummeled Joker into the ground. Somehow.

~~I just realized that I completely and entirely misread the prompt. Too late.~~

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Starfire111110

Starfire111110 #1 · January 16th · · ·

Batpony (Eyebrow) vs Superpony!

Starfire111110

Starfire111110 #2 · January 16th · · ·

Did Pinkies eyebrow replace Sweetie Giraffe?

TheMajorTechie

TheMajorTechie #3 · January 16th · · ·

11800674
nahhhhhhhh sweetie giraffe is eternal

Starfire111110

Starfire111110 #4 · January 16th · · ·

11800679
I'm expecting to get some sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

The Spy of the Tiger

The Spy of the Tiger #5 · January 16th · 2 · ·

Pinkie's eyebrow perched atop a building in Gotham City. No, not that Gotham. This one's pronounced, "Got-ham".

I'm not sure if you're aware, but when creating Gotham City, the Batman writers were looking at maps of England for inspiration, and came across a small hamlet called "Gotham," and decided to name their city that. The only thing is, because they were looking at a map, they didn't realize it was supposed to be pronounced "Got-ham."

Legend also has it that, during the Middle Ages, it was believed that Madness was a communicable disease. When the King wanted to build a major road through Gotham, the residents didn't want to deal with it, because it meant an increase in taxation, so the town came together to feign Madness.

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