"HEWWOOOOO!" RainbOwO Dash e m e r g e d from the ground upon which a blood sacrifice had been performed in her honor. "WAO! DAS A LOTTA BWOOD!"
The pony cultist wearing a hood that had previously gone unnoticed until now remained still, their head bowed in prayer.
RainbOwO Dash OwO'd. "AWE YOU A NEW FWIEND?"
"More than a friend, in fact," the cultist began. They placed a plastic spork covered in an unknown red stain before RainbOwO. "Please, accept this meager offering in your name."
"THANKIESSSSSS," RainbOwO took the spork. Immediately, lightning struck the spork which was in reality studded with random flecks of metal, dispersing the cringe energy from RainbOwO and allowing it to settle into the ground.
Said ground trembled.
"HUZZAH, WE LIVE!" unnamed Shadowbolt #3 burst from the ground with a cackle.
RainbOwO gasped. "EVEN MOWE FWIENDS!"
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