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// the Storm King’s invasion was stopped because Luigi appeared and did absolutely nothing? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"The Storm King's airships loomed dark over Canterlot..."

"...Or at least, they would have."

"Mm-hm, mm-hm," Discord scribbled another drawing of himself as the Chad and the storm king as the Soyjak in his notebook. "And how did this happen, might I ask?"

A million lives of suffering raced past the Storm King's eyes.

"Luigi."

"Luigi?" Discord sprung from his seat. "Mama Luigi himself? Adopted mother of Yoshi from the hit TV series Luigi?"

The Storm King grimaced. "Yes, yes... I take that you know him?"

"Know him?" Discord pulled the Discord mask off of himself as his voice became increasingly a facsimile of an Italian accent. "I am him!"

The Storm King's breaths picked up pace. "You took everything from me."

Luigi lowered his clipboard. "I did nothing."

"You--"

"I mean it," Luigi sat down again, replacing his Discord mask. "Just sorta... zoned out, and the next thing I knew, I was standing on top of you!"

"You careened out of a random sewage pipe, ricocheted off WHO KNOWS HOW MANY random objects and ponies, crashed headfirst through the side of my flagship INTO ME, and sent the both of us hurtling toward the ground to our doom!"

Luigi lifted an arm. "Don't feel very dead. Or doomed."

"That's because you landed on top of me."

Luigi slowly raised the Poltergust 3000.

"I'm not dead either, if that's what you're asking. Just..." The Storm King sighed, laying back down on the couch. "Broke every bone in my body and then discovered new bones to break along the way."