"--And the--hic--I said, 'oh, you're gonna banish me to the moon again? Neigh, to the sun with you!" Luna shot up onto the table, mimicking the stuffing of Princess Celestia into the Lunar Yeet Cannon and aiming it instead at the sun. "How's that for a love story, Cady?"
Princess Cadance silently sipped her drink. Luna didn't need to know that she'd developed such a tolerance for the stuff that it'd become nearly impossible for her to get drunk. Blame the return of Sombra and subsequently being used as a projectile for that.
"Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," Luna slipped back down into the booth and slung a foreleg around Cadance. "Ya wanna come back to my place to play some... vidya gaems?"
"L U L U!" Celestia crashed through the ceiling of the bar, still very much engulfed in flames. She swiftly doused herself with a bucket of milk before clearing her throat. "For crimes against me, I'm sentencing you to time-out for three hours."
Princess Cadance sipped her drink harder. This was getting interesting.
"And I'll--hic--do it again!" Luna lunged for Celestia.
Celestia, for her part, scooped up her drunken sister like a misbehaving cat and sauntered out the bar.
Yes, Luna was yowling like a cat.