The Spy of the Tiger is a master of boiling down horror to the simplest possible sequence of words.
"Man."
"Go fish."
Spike drew a card.
"Door?" Twilight raised a brow from behind her cards.
"Nope. Go fish."
"Hand?"
Twilight rolled her eyes and tossed a card across the table. Spike grinned.
"Hook?"
Another card.
"Car door?"
One more card. Spike set a book on the table with a wide grin.
"MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR!" Pinkie screamed, falling through the ceiling. "MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR!"
"Well gee, Pinkie, way to ruin the game." Twilight tossed all her cards in the air. "You lose too, Spike."
A man at the car door with a hook for a hand peered through the window because it turns out that they were all on a van the entire time and Pinkie had just torn her way through the roof to warn Twi and Spike.
"Hello there, young lady!" the man with a hook for a hand waved, his voice muffled by the closed window.
Unbeknownst to him, a baseball bat had floated out from underneath the van.
It is said that his scream could be heard for miles around as he soared into the horizon.
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Ha ha, okay, this one was an especially good one.
What if Twilight hatched Rainbow Dash after Spike did a sonic rainboom?
What if "mares want me; fish fear me" hats became fashionable?
Yes, I'm referencing this image, which has been given the tag "fashion disaster" on Derpi.
It wouldn't let me embed the image for some reason.
What if Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)
What if......what???
What if there was not a man there?
What if Spike had a bucket of Roly Poly Fish Heads?