"Alrighty, Pinkie. You know how weird Flutters is about her animals sometimes. If you were gonna take her animals and hide them somewhere for a day, how'd you do it?"
Ponkie Pie thinked. Or did she thonk? Thoinked???
"First," Pinkie smacked her lips in thought. "I'd dig a REAAAAAAALLY big hole under her cottage. And then, I'd pull the ground out from under it and make all the critters fall in! I'd have like this hot air balloon or something at the bottom, and then when they all fall in I'd fly away!"
Rainbow Dash blinked. "I uh... thought things were gonna be more complicated than that. Y'know, party planner?"
"Yeah! And that's my plan!"
"No cannons?"
"No cannons. Or else it'd scare away Angel bunny and the other little guys!"
Rainbow huffed. "Okay then, well what I would do is walk in, grab an animal, and walk out. Grab another, walk out. Or maybe fly out. I know I'm faster than Flutters, so she wouldn't be able to catch me that way!"
Pinkie lifted a brow into orbit.
"H-hey! It's a good plan," Rainbow crossed her forelegs (man is that never gonna stop being weird to write). "It's called using what you have! And I have speed!"
"Why are we talking about this in Fluttershy's shed again?"
The lights cut off.
"Hey hey hey, what did I say about going in my shed?"
Both mares froze in terror.
"And did I hear something about kidnapping my animal friends?" the oddly-gravely voice continued to emanate from behind the door. "Shame. Harry would've loved to play with you."
"Uh--" Rainbow raised a hoof.
The floor beneath them began to tremble.
"Come back another time! Just please don't go into my shed!" Fluttershy's voice returned in full familiarity as the floor opened up, dropping both Pinkie and Rainbow Dash into a giant cannon.
"Waitwaitwait--I thought you said no cannons!" Rainbow raced for the opening.
"Fluttershy didn't hear that!" Pinkie yelled beneath her.
Pinkie and Rainbow joined Pinkie's eyebrow in orbit that day.