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// Pinkie managed to turn the cosmos to cupcake frosting but it was pickle flavored? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Milky Way? More like Frosty Way, amirite?" Pinkie Pie elbowed the utterly flabbergasted Twilight Sparkle.

"How--" Twilight sputtered as she stared through the telescope. "How did you even do that?"

Pinkie shrugged even though Twilight very obviously couldn't see her. "Dunno. There was this weird elf thing under my bed last night and I was talking about how it'd be cool if the cosmos turned into frosting! And then the elf thing turned into a pickle. Funniest thing I'd ever seen!"

"What."

"What? Ooh, you wanna taste it?"

"Hu--" Twilight pulled away from the telescope just in time for Pinkie to somehow extend a spoon off the surface of the planet, out of the atmosphere, across the solar system, and into interstellar space to sample the interstellar medium that makes up the vast stretches of matter that have yet to be consumed by the production of stars and planets. The very act of doing this involved movement speeds so fast, in fact, that Pinkie Pie had once again torn the fabric of reality to shreds, inadvertently dooming precisely two and a half budding alien civilizations to an early fate of hoof-induced gamma-ray bursts before being swallowed by a cacophony of micro-black holes left in the wake of Pinkie's hypersonic hoof.

And then she stuffed the spoon in Twi's mouth.

"Huh, pickles."

"Wait WHAT?"