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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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Food for thought: if Equestria cut just 2% of its annual friendship budget it could afford to construct a colossal obsidian sphere in Ponyville. On top of the obvious economic benefits, it would be visible throughout all of central-north-ish Equestria and emanate an ominous hum!

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aw. was hoping this would turn into one of those completely off-the-wall stories that just gets more and more absurd, but a silly one-shot is nice

I think I need to lie down

"I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN I BOUGHT THE SPHERE AT SUCH A LOW PRICE," Celestia gasped, lighting her horn. "Twilight, if and when you come to replace me as the ruler of all of Equestria, do not buy ANYTHING from the business known as 'Ea-Nasir Industries'."

AIN'T NO WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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CURSE YOU EA-NASIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Well, that was certainly something. What exactly that thing was, the world may never know.

I thank you for the story and wish you a happy Easter and Prank Day.

I got too high before reading this and it felt like a waking fever dream by the end

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A copper ingot of especially poor quality. :derpytongue2:

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