What If...

by TheMajorTechie


Apple Family went to Applebee's?

🅱apple 🅱loom bucked down the door of the fine eatery establishment known as Applebee's. "Hey y'all, we're here now!"

The host at the front console grumbled something under his breath before grabbing menus for every Apple Family member and their cousins, their cousins' cousins, and more, going further and further down the family tree until the population of an entire town was crammed into Applebee's.

The restaurant quaked at the presence of tens of thousands of ponies scrambling for the tables, led pied piper style by a lone host to their seats.

And thus, the Apple Family--all of the Apple Family, sat in one synchronized motion. Also Pinkie is there with her own family, since they're also related. That's all you need to know.

"What would you like for your appetizers tonight? We have--"

"Ť̴̛̪͕̤̳̲͖͇̮̏͊͑̒͌̔̈́͆ḧ̶̡͉̪̞͍̙̫̣͙̳͚̺͉̆̓́̒̈́̇͒͛̋͠ę̷͈͎̜͇̘̗́̍́̈ ̵̡̡̣̝̠̲͉̱̫͗̃͒̈́͑͜B̶̢̻̤͙͉͖͍͈̯͇̼͇̱̌͐͑̈́̉̍è̴̢̧͖͙͍̰̫̝͕͇̏͒͗̀̈̄͆̈́ě̶̩̤̪̟̲̺̆̀̑͠ś̴̡̡͉̣̬̲̣̖͇̤̙̄͂̐̽̈̃͐͛."

"Excuse me?"

"Ť̴̛̪͕̤̳̲͖͇̮̏͊͑̒͌̔̈́͆ḧ̶̡͉̪̞͍̙̫̣͙̳͚̺͉̆̓́̒̈́̇͒͛̋͠ę̷͈͎̜͇̘̗́̍́̈ ̵̡̡̣̝̠̲͉̱̫͗̃͒̈́͑͜B̶̢̻̤͙͉͖͍͈̯͇̼͇̱̌͐͑̈́̉̍è̴̢̧͖͙͍̰̫̝͕͇̏͒͗̀̈̄͆̈́ě̶̩̤̪̟̲̺̆̀̑͠ś̴̡̡͉̣̬̲̣̖͇̤̙̄͂̐̽̈̃͐͛," every single pony present harmonized in horrifying unity. Even the chefs joined in as they all slowly pounded the tables.

The host pony sighed. "The Bees™ it is. Please wait while I get you all some."

He walked away, disappearing around some corner that hadn't been there before.

Slowly, a low buzzing noise began to rumble.

Every surface of the restaurant trembled more and more with every second. Louder and louder the buzzing grew, until millions upon millions of bees flooded the vast expanse of the Applebee's region.

The entire Apple Family cheered as the bees smashed through the windows, bathing them not only in bees but the crisp nighttime air under Luna's Moon.

The host pony stood by with a mop.