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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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Twilight Sparkle has been transformed into a broom! What's more, Celestia is missing! Whatever will Twibroom Sweeple do?

idunno.

sweep, maybe.

for some reason this is how I'm celebrating seven years on the site.

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She proceeded to fly directly into a closed window.

Dumb bird pone.

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fluttermop and twibroom are lovers but twibroom flew into a window and was never seen again so now fluttermop is sad

Twibroom stopped for a moment mid-sweep. Slowly, she loomed over Spike.

"Do I look like my name is Mario?"

Compared to how often Mario has to save his princess, Twilight Twibroom has it easy.

I don't know what I just read, but it made me laugh.:rainbowlaugh:

bro. The chapter title is so long the comment section is literally on the right side of my page

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excellent

as it should be

... But why?

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She is Celestia. Being stupid is kinda her thing.

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This.

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nobody asked for something in particular so I farted out another dumb thing instead XD

the tittle of this sounds like something someone would babble out while high on some kind of halucinagenci

I won't like, Potatojack and Uraniumjack are my favorite characters.

Also this

"I have returned from the afterlife once again to drag you back with me!" King Sombra the taco cackled as he rose out of a flower pot. "Spike, your days are numbered!"

Spike raised a brow. "Of course my days are numbered. I use a calendar."

This should not have made me laugh as much as it did. How dare you.

Favorited, because I wrote an equally random story in 1st grade as an assignment and this story reminded me of it, it involved harmless man-eating potatos that can give superman like powers

(What if What if? chapters were longer and better?) Is what this story feels like.

This Remind's Me Seth Standmore Of My Life And Trial's When Sweeping The Store Of Smart And Final In Carson California Where I Used To Work

THE PAGE IS WIDE

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To be fair I did ask what if 7 year anniversary special and this is more ore less that.

Someone needs to do a reading of this story.

BTW, Its soo random I love it.

I think I lost a couple braincells :derpyderp2:

This is one of those stories where you know exactly what you get just by reading the title.:rainbowlaugh:

Alright, enough internet for today! Thanks for posting this, it made my day! :twilightsmile:

Curses! Not only have you written a chapter that obliterates the margins on any browser I open it up on. You don't even have the common decency to write trash that I can dispose of in a junk folder.
This story will remain in a decent folder, ruining my excellently crafted organization and forever screwing with the margins!:twilightangry2:
FUDGE!:flutterrage:
...
Nice story, overall.:derpytongue2:

He walked right past the royal guards and right past Twilight's friends and right past Princess Luna and right past the United States Army, of which had heard that there was oil somewhere nearby and wanted to negotiate a deal with Celestia. He walked right past Butter Knife too, who was currently screaming inside her cactus box™.

Lmao the United States Army

I give this a SWEEP out 69.

So, i ship Celestia and lava lamp now, and they have now 100 hundred hot goat babies. Gonna go write a fic about that

I read this... the entire thing...
Yep... sweep sweep sweep all my braincells away... yes... sweep sweep sweep... here, have a like before I go to sleep sleep sleep...

What the flying BUCK did Spike inhale to have this kind of crazy fever dream??? (And can I have some? :pinkiehappy:)

. . . Oh yeah, Punch! :unsuresweetie:

(Excuse me?) :rainbowderp:

:unsuresweetie: Punch! He had punch! And the punch had been (Wait for it. . .) SPIKED! 😎 (Sweetie dabs all over the screen)

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