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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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Twilight is told by Celestia that she needs to touch grass.

And she will stop at nothing to fulfill that mission.

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Masterpiece, even without the new role for Trixie :trixieshiftright:

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Trixie would like to speak about her compensation for this!

I loved how it was gradually losing sense and coherency. Very mesmerizing experience

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this is why i need to steal braincells

Me reading this story...

What is this, a Razorfist Starfield stream?

To quote Shakespeare (the real one), "All's well that ends well!"

This story was pretty good as soon as I finished reading it I died instantly 👍

I don't know what I Just read but it was hilarious 😂

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BRAIN ROT INCARNATE.

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trixie shall come in time to collect your corpse.

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Don't steal mine, I've only got two

i thank that my braineselc went form 1-2ish to 1-0.95ish and it is good that potatoses are dilishish!

Twilight rematerialized the door behind her. Unfortunately for Spike, he was already halfway through the doorway when that happened and now he's violently clipping through the door because Celestia deemed it necessary that Equestria operates using the physics engine of a Bethesda game.

THA-THA-THA-THU-THI-THNK-THAK-thaTHA-TA-KUK-THUK

"CELESTIA!" Twilight Taco Bell'd Celestia's personal toilet.

lmfao

Celestia wept from inside the vacuum cleaner.

You know how Celestia gets visions sometimes that show the future villains? I wonder if this was shown to her at any point. Just her weeping in a vaccuum while Twilight proclaims herself to be god.

The hell did I just read and why did I love it so much?

Magnificent return, Techie! Welcome back!

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Das men :(
No t ipe gud mor

This is literally art.

What does "Taco Bell'd" mean? Poop into diarrheatically?

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Nopony knows for sure what horror Celestia's personal toilet endured that day.

I don't know what insanity I just read, but I know I want more.

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this fic was originally gonna be another 100-something word chapter in What If 👍

EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!
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Alondro sheds a tear, "My god... it was beautiful..." He then dies. But is revived by touching grass.

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GODDESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE APPROVES OF YOUR NON-DEATH.

ministry of image needs to sell this in physical form, true art

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Twilight watched the flames crackle over Canterlot.

"Did you do it?" Spike approached from behind.

"Yes."

"What did it cost?"

Twilight lowered her head... to lift up the five-hundred thousand empty tanks of propane. "The entire yearly budget of Ponyville!"

I am gonna die laughing someday if I keep reading stories like this, I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life.

Twilight rematerialized the door behind her. Unfortunately for Spike, he was already halfway through the doorway when that happened and now he's violently clipping through the door because Celestia deemed it necessary that Equestria operates using the physics engine of a Bethesda game.

I wonder...

what if Equestria ran on the Source engine? And Princess Celestia has to fix every Source Spaghetti error Lazypurple-style? after watching "How It Feels To Suffer In Sfm" Celestia will probably be insane or be extremely depressed with almost Zero will to live

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