Thorax: Alright, let's see who I could talk to to help me grow accustomed to ponies. Discord? No, he's still new being accustomed too. Trixie's ego is too huge, Starlight's an outsider. Chrysalis? No way. Zephyr- Ugh! How did HE get into my friends list? Ignoring that... Okay who else?... Discord, Trixie, Starlight, Chrysalis, Discord, Trixie, Starlight, Chrysalis, Discord Trixie Starlight Chrysalis Discord Trixie Starlight Chry- GASP!? How could I only have four friends?!... and one of them's my mom!?

Discord: (Watches Ponyville in complete chaos as he laughs manically, before filling a glass of chocolate milk.) Chaos, is a wonderful, WONDERFUL thing.
...
Discord: It's great to be me. I seem to have a knack, for messing every single thing up and not turning back. I'll Discord your jellies, I'll Discord your jams! Have a nice vacation, as I mess up your travel plans! Now that I have the power, this is my finest hour. Nothing on this earth can stop me now! Everything's chaotic! I finally have control. Oh excuse me, I hope I don't sound too Droll. I'll mess up your color TV's, and some cider, if you please. And I'll put an end to this silly WORLD PEACE!!! Fools while I watch you cower, this is my finest hour. Bait you on my hook just like a worm! Before I crush you like a bug, come over here and give me a hug! It gives me so much joy to watch you SQUIRM.
Twilight: Not so fast Discord! (Arrives with her friends)
Discord: ... Ugh, THIS again?

Meanwhile, at the school of friendship...
Twilight: Sigh, I've been planning this retreat for weeks, it was a nightmare trying to take time out of Sombra's routine from his duty at the crystal empire, and we're already behind schedule! Where is that photographer?!
Door: (Opens)
"Photographer": I'm so sorry! Can you forgive me? I don't expect you to forgive me... Forgive me? :)
Twilight: (Groans)
Sombra: Of course. I'll help you set up your-
"Photographer": Princess Twilight, thanks so much for this! The Canterlot Historical Society is thrilled to document the friendship work your teachers do! Let me just pretty you all up. (He goes around, straightening their manes, as he takes pieces from them as well.)
RD: Ow!
"Photographer": Don't want a single hair out of place, do we? This is for the history books! Now... (He takes nearly everypony's picture.) Well, that's it! Bye!
Pinkie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! You forgot Sombra! He needs a picture too!
Sombra: :)
"Photographer": 'Kay. (Takes his picture) Now, I'll get out of your manes. I know how busy you are. (He leaves the school, and enters the Everfree forest. As he does, he examines each picture closely, along with the strains of hair he collected, as he grins maliciously.) Now, I have everything I need.
Thorax: (Transforms) HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Later...
Thorax: (Walks to a secluded part of the forest, as he puts the pictures on the trees) Yes, I know. We HAVE been planning this for quite some time. Hah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh! Thank you Applejack. My spell can create a copy of anypony I desire, all I need is an image, and a PIECE of the pony. (Sniffs) Oh, and this. (Blasts a mark on the tree) "Why copies" Rarity? Because Princess TWILIGHT and her friends control the elements of harmony, the most powerful weapon in ALL of Equestria. (Blasts mark on the tree) Which means YOU, will, be, able, to, use, them, TOO! (Blasts tree) And serve, ME! (Blasts) Together we will RUIN the lives of TWILIGHT SPARKLE and her MEDDLESOME FRIENDS! (Blasts) ...
OF COURSE I hadn't forgotten KING SOMBRA! He stole my home, turned my siblings and mother AGAINST ME! (He pulls out a photo of Chrysalis before she reformed) He took you away from me, he ruined what made you such a force to aspire to in all my life! But I will get you back, as soon as he deal with the interloper! So I'll take his "friends" away while he WATCHES! And then, I'll use him as my refrigerator! HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (Blasts tree) With the elements under my control, I'll build an army that will help me take back the hive and restore it to it's proper power! And Chrysalis will rule, with an iron hoof, ONCE AGAIN!!! (He blasts all six trees at once, as it emits a green glow, and ponies who looked like the mane six emerged, but muted in color.)
M. Twilight: >:)

Deep down in Tartarus...
Cerberus: (Whimpering)
Trixie: Of course it's boring here! But at least YOU'RE not in a cage!
Portal: (Opens)
Trixie: ?
Cage: (Is placed down)
Starlight: Hey neighbor. Wanna be FRIENDS?...

Flim: Don't bite me! I don't wanna have a cookie crav- wait a second, that doesn't make sense! You get bit by a cookie craving pony you crave cookies? I mean you can't just drool rainbows at the snout!
Flam: I dunno, perhaps the disease infects your saliva as well?
Flim: "Infects my sali"- Are you insinuating that my saliva can get infected? That's scarier then these zombies saying- (Gets bit) -Coooooookieeeeeeeees.
Flam: Well, I suppose I didn't really think that through-! (Gets bit) -Cookies!
...

Sunburst: It's been 24 hours and I still haven't found a cure for this illness... (He holds down the door, as he hears hundreds of knocks and the word "Cookies" being mindless moaned over and over) They've taken over everything.
Derpy: (Is trapped in a phone booth, as she tries to call for help on the phone)
Sunburst: Our military has collapsed, the people are on they're own.
Operator: Hello, you have reached the mailbox of COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES police station. All our officers are busy devouring crummy goodies at the moment, so please take the law into your own hooves. (Hangs up)
Cookie zombies: (Breaks in and starts biting Derpy)
Derpy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Oh! Wait up, (Gets bit from the phone booth) Ah, cool! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Gets infected)
Sunburst: Most of the population is now contaminated, those that haven't transformed yet were already zombies anyway!
(Scene cuts to Lyra mindlessly watching television next to zombies eating cookies)
Snails: (Hides in bathroom, breathing heavily, until he sees a zombie washing they're hooves, before screeching at him and infecting him) AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Sunburst: The world as we know it is coming to an end.
(Scene cuts to show Earth moaning cookies while trying to bite the moon who is fearing for they're life)
Sunburst: If only I'd known how the virus got out, maybe the infection could've been prevented! (Zombies grab his leg and pulls him away) HOW DID IT ALL STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART?!?!?!?!?!?
24 hours earlier...
RD: (Packing joke cookies into the box) Heh heh heh, this prank is gonna be sooooooo awesome! (Laughs hysterically at her "Comedic genius".)

Pinkie clones: Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun fun fun! Fun fun fun! Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun!
Pinkie: At first, I was thinking "Hey! This is great!" But there's more of me then even I can tolerate! Plus, now I really notice I should lose some weight. Get a shave, get a trim, exfoliate!
Pinkie clones: Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun fun fun! Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun fun fun!
Pinkie: Watch you milling about like a bunch of lost sheep! Now everyone in town thinks I'm kind of a creep. I'm not philosophical I'm not that deep, but I guess what you sow ya kinda gotta reap.
Pinkie clones: Fun fun fun! Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun! Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun!
Pinkie: Now they're having fun! Yeah, they're having fun! If you wanna you can pack your bags and start to run! Tell all the haters out there why I am number one! Ya gotta target what ya fire cause I'm having fun!
Pinkie clones: Fun fun fun! Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun! Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun! Fun fun fun! Fu-Fu-Fun fun fun!
Pinkie: What I'm trynna say is they're having fun-fun-fun-fun-fun...

Lauren Faust: Now, there's one teensy hitch. Ya know the star of the show? He's dead.
"Grogar": Everything is negotiable...
Meanwhile, in hell...
Satan: Hell yes you can have him! Scale plus ten! And if he dies again no backsies! (Hangs up) HEY!
Sombra: Yes?
Satan: You're wanted on set!
Sombra: Oh, glorious rapture... To return to the drape of proscenium once more.
Satan: Will you shut up and get in the resurrection canon?!
Sombra: (Gets stuffed in canon, then gets fired out of hell)

Twilight: (Sobbing on a rock.)
Pinkie: (Slowly approaches her.)
(A cage falls on her and captures Twilight)
Pinkie: NO! NOT TWILIGHT!!!
Twilight: PINKIE!!!
Storm Creatures: (Surround Pinkie)
...
Pinkie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The mane five plus Spike, and the Storm Creatures: ?
Pinkie: That's it. that's it! THAT'S IT!!! I've had ENOUGH of you Yeti beasts! Alright, you freaks! FRESH MEAT! (Charges and proceeds to beat them up) Yippee Ki yay you Storm freaks! Yippee Ki yay!
RD: What's with her throwing her stuff away?
Rarity: What's that all about?
Pinkie: This is a callback to something I didn't hear!

Fluttershy: Goodness lesson number 1: You see somepony drop their wallet. Pinkie drop your wallet.
Pinkie: Oh. (Drops it)
Fluttershy: What do you do?
Trixie: Excuse me Madam, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
Pinkie: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Trixie: What? But I just saw you drop it, here.
Pinkie: Nope, it's not mine.
Trixie: It IS yours, I am trying to be a good pony and return it to you.
Pinkie: Return what to who?
Trixie: (FACEHOOFS) Aren't you, Pinkamena Diane Pie?
Pinkie: Yup.
Trixie: And THIS is your I.D?
Pinkie: Yup.
Trixie: I found this I.D in this wallet, and if that's the case this must be your wallet.
Pinkie: That makes sense to me.
Trixie: Then take it.
Pinkie: It's not my wallet.
Trixie: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
TO BE CONTINUED