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People tell me I'm just like Rarity. Except for the social skills. And the vocabulary. And the generous spirit. And the lack of fashion sense and finesse. Actually, I'm nothing like Rarity.

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  • Bitter Harvest Golden Harvest isn't jealous. Sure, her neighbor has glamor, adventure, friends and firm, toned flanks, but she isn't jealous. Nope, not jealous at all. by Esle Ynopemos 17,919 words · 5,836 views · 854 likes · 12 dislikes
  • If You Tarry 'Til You're Better Twilight wants to be alone. Rarity knows that being alone is the last thing she needs. by Cynewulf 4,575 words · 2,336 views · 243 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Celestia Isn't Real Diamond Tiara questions both the identity and reality of her Princess. Celestia is confused. It is all very stupid. by Cynewulf 5,374 words · 8,906 views · 1,078 likes · 15 dislikes
  • The Shadow of a Doubt Nights in Canterlot are for sharing secrets. Ten years have passed, and the six friends have begun to walk their own paths. A burdened princess meets a friendly face among the crowds. by Ardensfax 19,681 words · 3,488 views · 338 likes · 7 dislikes
  • 80 Days 'Til the World's Farthest Shore Twilight Sparkle, lost among the cosmos, would very much like to go home. by Cynewulf 10,826 words · 2,989 views · 486 likes · 7 dislikes

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  • A Certain Type of Chic Whilst in Canterlot, a chance meeting gives Twilight Sparkle the chance to help her friend, Rarity, achieve some fashion fame in the Equestrian capital. However, a return visit may turn out to give both ponies a lot to think about. by WellKPony 34,475 words · 2,542 views · 182 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Princess Stupid Jerk McButt Has A Picnic With Her Dumb Friends and Fluttershy, by the Great and Powerful Trixie No one likes Princess Stupid Jerk McButt and this is why. By the Great and Powerful Trixie by Twinkletail 7,843 words · 3,834 views · 505 likes · 19 dislikes
  • The Compromise Rarity and Rainbow Dash are dating. Rarity and Rainbow Dash clash when it comes to date ideas. Rarity and Rainbow Dash compromise. Sort of. by Annuska 2,815 words · 982 views · 72 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Rule of Three The first time it happened, Sunset didn’t pay it any mind due to the circumstances. The second time it happened, she thought it was simply the action of a concerned friend. The third time it happened, she realized Rarity was flirting with her. by RadiantBeam 4,657 words · 9,951 views · 903 likes · 17 dislikes

  • Colors of the Soul In a world where ponies see in grayscale until they meet their soulmates, what do you do when you find out the one you love can suddenly see in colors and you still can't? by Monochromatic 5,267 words · 6,004 views · 757 likes · 26 dislikes
  • La Princesse Diplomacy and cultural exchange; important duties that Twilight needs to learn as a princess. Fortunately, this is made much easier when she meets a foreign pony willing to help. Now, if only they could actually understand each other. by Monochromatic 15,014 words · 4,072 views · 566 likes · 17 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales. by Monochromatic 348,543 words · 22,568 views · 2,560 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Injuring Eternity For Twilight, the increased lifespan that came with princesshood had forced her to outlive her friends, but thanks to Rarity, she will learn that centuries could be lived in but a single day. by Monochromatic 45,970 words · 5,786 views · 634 likes · 22 dislikes
  • The Unexpected Date When Twilight gets stood up by her date, rather than let her friend go home with a broken heart, Rarity decides to take matters into her own hooves. by Monochromatic 4,679 words · 5,743 views · 816 likes · 20 dislikes

  • The Enchanted Library (original one-shot) Rarity liked the tale of The Four Princesses as a filly, even if she knew it wasn't real. Princesses fighting against a spirit of chaos? A library under a tree? Please. But then she grew up and found out some bedtimes stories were quite real. by Monochromatic 4,301 words · 8,028 views · 1,055 likes · 13 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales. by Monochromatic 348,543 words · 22,568 views · 2,560 likes · 41 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Kingdom Another 300k words except now it's twilight being shOCKED BY THE FUTURE AND HER GIRLFRIEND while Rarity continues to get sh*t done. by Monochromatic 0 words · 0 views
  • The Enchanted Library: Sidestories Rarity enjoyed the simple pleasures of life. Drinking tea, fighting timberwolves, picnics with Fluttershy, meeting dragons and, most of all, spending time with an ancient alicorn spirit. She wouldn't give it up for anything in the world. by Monochromatic 10,310 words · 5,321 views · 642 likes · 19 dislikes

  • The Princess's Gift When a terrible misunderstanding leaves Princess Rarity with the terrifying prospect of missing her bodyguard's birthday party, she decides that nothing or nopony will stop her from celebrating Twilight's special day. by Monochromatic 15,192 words · 3,488 views · 406 likes · 16 dislikes
  • The Masquerade Twilight takes her duties as Princess Rarity's bodyguard seriously. Unfortunately for her, it's difficult to protect a princess in a sea of costumed ponies when you have no idea which one is actually the princess. by Monochromatic 6,116 words · 3,917 views · 451 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Sleeping Arrangements After a long day, Princess Rarity's bodyguard is ready for a quiet night keeping watch over the Princess. Or, it would have been a quiet night had the Princess not decided Twilight's sleeping arrangements were 'simply unacceptable'. by Monochromatic 2,790 words · 6,392 views · 653 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Our Illusion Official visits to Trottingham weren't the most exciting times for Princess Rarity, so what better way to fix such a problem than convincing her bodyguard to join her on an illicit exploration of the city? by Monochromatic 7,106 words · 2,737 views · 375 likes · 13 dislikes
  • The Queen's Secret Crush Queen Rarity constantly rejected the advances of other noble ponies - after all, her bodyguard Twilight was already her secret special somepony. Unfortunately for them both, Sweetie Belle is intent on finding out who is her sister's secret crush by Monochromatic 2,786 words · 8,646 views · 815 likes · 11 dislikes

  • The Carousel After an encounter with a hated rival during a festival she'd been looking forwards to all year, Rarity learns that sometimes her anger blinds her to what - or rather, who - is most important. by Monochromatic 6,115 words · 1,733 views · 144 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Chocolate Milk In the single most important night of her life, Rainbow Dash decides she wants to impress Rarity by ordering a impressive drink. In other words, chocolate milk with a swirly straw. by Monochromatic 7,329 words · 3,292 views · 326 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Rarity's Lucky Charm When Rarity accidentally breaks a mirror, Pinkie decides there's only way to save her crush from seven years of bad luck. Obviously, the solution is becoming Rarity's personal anti-bad luck bodyguard. by Monochromatic 4,871 words · 2,703 views · 267 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Tailor of the Crown Rarity expected a temporary job as Canterlot Castle's royal tailor to be easy. She could handle the glitz and glam, dealing with nobles, and even the string of suitors vying for her heart. She just hadn't expected Princess Celestia to be one of them. by Monochromatic 1,383 words · 2,434 views · 367 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Once In A Purple Moon When five foals asked Princess Twilight Sparkle to please try and paint the moon purple, she only agreed because she thought she couldn't do it. She wished she had been right. by Monochromatic 11,076 words · 13,557 views · 1,284 likes · 15 dislikes
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Professor Plum
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Don't talk to me or my userpage ever again


Professor Plum
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Mono is trying to make her page cool, and I am here to ruin it by calling her out for being a MASSIVE NERD

Professor Plum
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Thanks for making Tim squirm, and then .... helping me make him squirm my bringing it up. rofl

Have you ever thought about writing an AU story about Twilight not moving to Ponyville, but Rarity moving to Canterlot to follow her dreams?

Thank you a ton for the like on That Would Be Enough!

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