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Fizzydog


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WARNING: EXTREME LANGUAGE AND HOMOPHOBIC/RACIST SLURS. The views expressed by my characters are not my views. If you're easily offended by a piece of comedy, don't read. If you complain about it being offensive, then you're obviously not listening to me.

We're on Chapter 1. The majority of the major characters ahve not appeared yet. If this goes against the site rules, inform me and I will edit accordingly.


R. Lee Ermey wakes with a splicing headache. Where is he? He'll soon find out.


R. Lee Ermey crashed into Ponyville.

Join Ermey and the mane 6 as they work through a series of wacky adventures comparable to absolutely horrendous movies like 'Click', 'Jack and Jill' and 'AnyAdamSandlerMovieEverMade'. A completely nonsensical, fic. Written for the pure enjoyment of those mindless sheep who watch Fox News and Family Guy. Sorry Adam Sandler, Fox News and Family Guy fans. But your sense of comedy is just as terrible as mine. So we're all together in this one.

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Comments ( 182 )
#1 · Jan 1st, 2012 · · ·

This may be the best thing I will ever read. Thank you.

*snicker* *trying to hold back laughter*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hilarious!

You've got my attention.

See fizzy?

Told you people on this site were fickle.

Someone rated your fic .5 a second ago.

"Honest as the flower of truth, Fluttershy did NOT want to take this man under her wing. (HAH!)"
>(HAH!)
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This is completely stupid and completely hilarious.:rainbowlaugh: Tracking!
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! AAAAAAAHHHHH!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

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Sen├Ár Chang :D

101317

BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME! SHOW ME YOUR REAL WAR FACE!

101313

You win the internets.

101333
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :flutterrage:
That's a war face! I love that movie...

As a proponent of putting insane people in Equestria, you have my attention.

...Proceed.

...This has my interest.....

#14 · Jan 1st, 2012 · · ·

I think you meant "abode".

Adobe is the Photoshop company.

This is hillarious... can't wait to find out what happens next.:moustache:

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:pinkiecrazy: R. Lee Ermey's... Enjoy the Buffet!

:moustache: Please keep up the awesome work maggot!

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You can't tell me what to do scumbag.

Gunny in Equestria?
The royal guards won't know what hit them.

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The Mane 6 get a drill seargent to train them for their next mission.

Surprise: It actually helps!

Oh wow, that was great. You sir, are a genius.

Maggot! Do you suck dicks?:rainbowlaugh: Ah...that movie was great :rainbowlaugh:

R. Lee Ermey...... in equestria....... sweet mother of jesus, you've got to be shitting me! cut the bullshit! what is your major malfunction, maggot!? I DEMAND 110% MOAR FROM YOU, PRIVATE!

hmmm...interresting at the most i have to day but I will keep reading if the comady and some shit like that magget (joking about language)

I didn't even have to read this :rainbowlaugh: I saw the picture and knew I was going to love it:pinkiehappy:
BULLSHIT, I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!:flutterrage:

I saw this on the featured.
I went over to a different tab.
What I just read registered in my brain.
!
Double-take.
Burst out laughing at the concept of this.
Buckle my seatbelt.

This is the best thing,

o god this is the MOST manly thing on this site

HELP...I NEED A MEDIC BECAUSE MY SIDES ARE ABOUT TO BURST!!! :rainbowlaugh:
Oh this is great, but you must for the love of GOD do at least one "Full Metal Jacket" parody. If not I'll find you :yay:"gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you"

Omg so funny please MAKE MORE!!!!!
lolololololololo lololololololololololol :eeyup:

Is there anything...ANYTHING this franchise hasn't been fused with? I loved this fic. Yay, Full Metal Jacket.
"YOU GOT THREE SECONDS, THREE SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!"

peace out.

#33 · Jan 2nd, 2012 · · ·

Step aside Royal Guards, a TRUE warrior is here and ready to rip out your spine and floss his teeth with it.

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Or bricks used to MAKE homes.

i have seen this, and I am NOT ready for the laughter that will ensue.

You my good writer have my full attention

#36 · Jan 2nd, 2012 · · ·

I normal HATE human in equestria stories.
But this....Oh,this.....
I await more...

I can only see the Soldier from TF2 when I read this. But I will be damned if it isnt perfect. 5stars keep going.

This is fantastic. I must have giggled like an idiot for five minutes just reading the premise. R. Lee Ermey is awesome and this story is awesome.

R. Lee Ermey in Equestria.

That won't end well

"What's next, Pegasi that shit rainbows? A unicorn princess? Cupcakes by the dozen?"
You sir, just earned yourself 5 stars and another tracking. :yay:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION, MAGGOT, IF YOU DISSAPOINT, THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS WIN!!!!!!!!

101612 SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET TO WRITING MAGGOT! THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOUR PANZY ASS IT HAD BETTER BE FULL OF NEW CHAPTERS!


But seriously this is funny as f, please continue.

Oh Celestia damn yes please. This. Is. AMAZING

:twilightangry2: Who said that? :flutterrage: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? :flutterrage: WHOS THE SLIMY COVERED IN SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRENT?

May God have mercy on the Royal Guard, because the good ole gunny won't.
I dare any of them to try and even take him. They are all going to end up mincemeat after.

huh. kinda reminds me of red dwarf for some reason. maybe R Lee got there after getting drunk off his ass. thats how Lister woulda done it.

You have so much game right now...
So boss

102189 Dude its gonna be histerical. :rainbowlaugh: Its the stuff legends are made of.

R. Lee Ermey, Ulimate Marin Drill Sergent VS Fluttershy, Kindest Stare Master :rainbowderp:

BEGIN!

Keep going with this!

2 of my favorite things.

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