Hey there! My name is Lord Peppy Cloppingskull the Grey, also known as 'That Smut Author', and this is the story of my life! I eat, I breathe, I sleep, I poop, and I write fanfics (typically smut, if my random-user-appointed title did not give that away).

I like to take long walks on the beach, collect beach volley balls, play seashells, and club baby seals, but not exactly in that particular order. Video games are also nice, too.

I have an extreme fetish for fillies, especially of the lesbian futanari variety, and absolutely loathe any male ever, especially Spike Door Mat, Time Turner, Gayburn, Bum Mac, Ass Shitry, and Bluebitch. I also cannot stand people who hide behind personality disorders as an excuse to behave improperly.