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Salted Pingas


I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.

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Ever wondered what would happen if the Heavy's Sandvich from Team Fortress Two was teleported to Equestria and gained a mind of it's own based on the Sandvich's experience with his minigun toting comrade? I did and this story was born! Yay! Enjoy or don't, the choice is yours.

Rated teen for one scene of minor gore and one or two uses of foul language.

And as always, constructive criticism is welcome...even if this isn't my most serious fic ever.

Image from: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Backpack_Sandvich.png

EDIT: Ran over the thing, added a little bit and fixed some grammar errors.

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 26 )

Dat idea [img]file:///C:/Users/Jonah/Pictures/bloody%20hell.gif[/img]
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this sir wus a grate fanfic and wus incredibly funy you have earnd my like :pinkiehappy:

This is the best fic I've read in a while. It's like the One-Night-Stand kind of fic; No commitments, none of the boring shit, and only a little bit of guilt afterwards. And plenty of meat..

That was pretty funny.

There was actually a fic a while back about a giant sandvich invading Ponyville, then a giant Heavy coming to eat it...

Holy cow, I never in a million years expected this to get so much positive feedback. I mean, I put hardly any effort into it and had next to zero planning. Damn.

I might just have to make that cliffhanger sequel thing after all!

Thanks everyone :twilightsmile:

Story is perfect for killing tiny boredom!

That. Sir. Is exactly how I'd expect my Sandvich to be.
This story is great, I loved it, Continue with your writing, because Your worthy of:
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Now, Back to fighting, It's Coward Killing Time!

Damn, I may have said that this was no Magnum Opus, but it turns out that it was. I wonder if it is fate that an author doesn't choose his greatest work, but those who read it do.

Compared to my other stories, very little effort was put in. Hell I didn't even draw the damn cover picture. The only planning, as I believe I mentioned before, was me thinking 'What would happen if Heavy's Sandvich went to Equestria.'

So next to zero planning and almost zero effort and I get something that has 18 Faves, 35 likes, and zero dislikes (as of this comment). I still cannot fully comprehend it.

But anyways, the epilogue thing is in progress and mostly complete. Stay tuned for the cliffhanger ending and eventually a sequel story.

I haven't even read it yet but the description and the premise already has me in stiches! :rainbowlaugh:
Expect MOAR comments as I read :pinkiecrazy:

How about: My Little Pinkie, Now it is Cupcake Killing Time?

Inb4 A talking Jarate in Ponyville.

1066778 Hmm, I might just use that. Thanks. :twilightsmile:

Question! If sandvich couldn't talk in the tf2 world shouldnt pinkie have the same rule applied to her or have they evolved human vocal chords in equestria? I love the story though man the first part had me cracking up.

1067211 You're trying to apply logic to Pinkie Pie? Isn't that like dividing by zero? :rainbowlaugh:

On a more serious note, that is a valid question. I would assume that Pinkie getting transported to the TF2 world might deprive her of magic, as it was magic that allowed Sandvich to come to life. I'll have to see how I can work that in, if at all. Sometimes comedy comes before logic but we'll see what happens. :twilightsmile:

1067600 Sorry shoulda realized we're talking bout the randomest pony ever, but yeah I'd love to see where this goes. :D

The Fluttershy is a spy!

Have it take place on a Mario cart server for one chapter!

NO I AM HEAVY AND SANDVICH WILL KICK YOUR ASS

perfect fuel for coward killing time!!!!

All I have to say is, great story.

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