This story is a sequel to The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

Just like the previous story, feel free to downvote as much as you please.

Amber once dreamed of a world she could shape as her own.

Now, that dream is her nightmare and the world's reality.

A spiritual successor to Pony-Me™.

Preread by Commander Joe, Thunderous, Tetra Sparks, Azure Sandora, Sherry A H, and Crimson Arrow.

Let's see... how does this work again? Oh, it's already logging? Um... yeah, okay, hi there, whoever you are that's reading this! I'm Gadget, and I live with an old scientist dude who got fired from his job. Also, I'm a small unicorn that has an eerie resemblance to Smurfette.

One day, I hope I can figure out why the heck I look like I came straight out of My Little Pony.

Now, about that. You see, it's kind of a funny story...

Cover art made using Mutter_Butter's rendition of pony Gadget and Momoruuu's drawing of human Gadget/Zoey.
Preread by tsaukpaetra.

Guess what?

I'm not.

It seemed like Nightshade's life was already weird enough. Between her close friend and roommate Lightning Rod's antics and the weird "Magical Artifact" that she'd found one day in a thrift store, it seemed like nothing could surpass what she'd already seen before.

Well... at least, until some power-crazed entity from beyond comes searching for that same artifact that she just happened to stumble upon.

Talk about weird.

Cover art by Scarlet-Spectrum.

Old cover art by cipherscriptures, who at the time had the username Lokimonster when I requested art three years ago. Also, they've been offline for like half a year, so... yeah.

Not to be confused with Wielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies or The Wielder of the Orb.

(Old short description: Your (probably) average, semi-stereotypical "powerful ancient artifact" story.)

One day, Anon got mad and decided that it was a great idea to physically assault one of Equestria's ruling princesses.

He was wrong.

So, so wrong.

Now with an audio reading from StraightToThePointStudio!

Let's play a game, shall we? I'm gonna give myself half an hour to barf out as many legible horsewords as possible...

Starting in 3...
2...
1...

GO!

It seemed like I was just about to win, too. Wario just had to toss his motorcycle at me, didn't he?

Oh well, looks like I'm back to the big forest I was raised in... wait, this ain't a Pokemon... does that mean... oh, oh, ooh... now I get it. This is just some sort of new adventure mode, ain't it?

...

...

FITE ME, SKRUBS.

Lisa Garnet has an imaginary friend. She's a pony, because she likes ponies. Her name is Celestia.

Lisa Garnet lost her parents one day, and she was sad.

Lisa Garnet had an imaginary friend, but now she's real.

Lisa Garnet is Twilight Sparkle, in her own little reality.

Celebrating a full year of Pony-Me™! Thanks for all the support!

Just like the original, the cover art is made in collaboration between myself and Momoruuu.

Thanks for 200 followers!

Everything seemed fine until they came... the balloons bloons...

Created and granted life by a surviving, maniacal mirror-pool clone of Pinkie and set upon Equestria, these bloons contain much, much more than just hot air. And so, by enlisting the help of a mysterious monkey tribe from beyond the Everfree, Equestria will fight...

...And they have an ally in the Monkey Confederacy.

Based off of BTD 5/Bloons Monkey City/BTD Battles bloons and towers. I just got BTD6, but my phone doesn't want to let me install it without freeing up like twice the amount of space that the app actually takes up.

It's not every day when the dreamscape tears.

Luckily, with the power of Shamwow and Flex Tape (and a bit of marketing on Sunset Shimmer's part), Luna fixes the problem... all the problems...

Forever.

WARNINGS: Shamwow and Flex Tape worship, memes, Bob Ross references, possession by the deity of Flex Tape, dabbing, raw and unedited word barf, and bad fanfiction.

Image comes from dashblitz's tumblr. I came across it while meme-hunting.

Reviewed by The Reviewers' Cafe.