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The 500000th Account

A human being hit this milestone! A perfect pairing of the 500,000th story and 500,000th user. :)


Tonight on Bottom Gear, Twilight eats a pineapple, Applejack goes berserk, and Rainbow Dash falls in love with a box of tissues. I think. There's some other stuff that happens too, but everyone's too brain-dead to summarize it all.

This is the worst possible way to celebrate a Fimfiction milestone, mark my words.

Sex tag for innuendos all throughout this garbage fire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Collab credits in the author's note. :V

Disclaimer: there was, for a while, roughly 20 or so peeps working on this at the same time. This absolute carnage was somehow cleaned up into fitting precisely 5,000 words according to Fimfiction's word counter, and I still have no idea how we managed to do that. Do not expect quality, or even relevant memes. Oof.

Dedicated to this lovely dumpster-fire of a site that we call home. :raritywink:

We have successfully polluted the featured box with our garbage! Huzzah!

And now, the 500,000th story has been paired with the 500,000th account! Huzzah! (again!)

Reviewed by PresentPerfect!
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Read by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 216 )

what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

is this a jojo refernece

Are you a JoJo reference? 🤔

The story that made even Rick Astley give up on humanity.

I didn’t contribute to much other than typing ‘MlpHero was here’ as a joke.


no matter, you still contributed.

I am both completely mortified and somewhat ecstatic that I have been credited twice on this.

Is stuff like this that makes me proud to use this website.

As someone who doesn't like PINEapples... I approve

Also very sad that I didn't participate :(

“You may need someone, Marked with Power ,” Discord said from nowhere and everywhere.

You forgot my story link on the shout out

I'm not sure what to think about this to be honest.

what the fuck have you cursed us with

THE POWER OF F R I E N D S H I P, that's what!
No probs!

I am betting that if we ever get close to one million, there is going to be a rush to try and write that coveted one millionth story. I'm not going to count on us ever getting that high but if we ever do, I will at least attempt it. The closest I got 499,936 with my Starlight hacking my computer story.

Where do you see story Ids

“YOU FOOL,” said the Princess of the Night who jumped out of a moon pie. “WE’RE ONLY A THOUSAND WORDS INTO THIS FANFIC. DESCEND INTO THE CHAOS.”

I don’t think I’ve ever read a set of words so heavily demoralizing yet so morbidly enticing in my life. I can already feel the last vestiges of rational thought slipping away…

the first number after the /story/ in the link. See: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/500000/the-500000th-story-on-fimfiction
As you should.

Hello, am Voidcaller, will doomguy

I just saw a dislike bomb and I cannot say I did not expect it.

It was a pleasure/honour to help make this monstrosity. It's beautiful :raritystarry:

Ha, take that, atheists.

Is this really the 500,000th story?

Can we just bring up for a second that this story somehow has 24 likes and 5 views?

This has certainly been interesting now if you'll excuse me I think I need to calm down the raging storm that is my braincells

I believe the counter of views is for the amount of people who have opened the first chapter, not who have visited this page. So technically, you CAN judge a book by its cover on this site and just like or dislike something without even reading a chapter. To be fair, you can easily like or dislike a concept based on the simple merits of a title, cover art and description alone. It's enough for some people. Myself, I try not to judge.

Wow! Did you keep track or something?

When I look into Chapters information, it says this chapter has 115 views. So there is nothing strange about the number of Like/Dislike.

Check the story ID of this fic. :)

the number after the "/story/" bit is the story ID. Every time a new story is made, that number goes up, even if the story is never published or is deleted later on.

Yup, that's pretty much how it works! Not to mention that the live view counter tends to be bugged late in the month.

I don’t think I saw it.

Where exactly do I look? I haven’t been on the website for that long.

Ohh. Do you mean in the search engine? If that’s what you call it.

Someone needs to turn this into an animation. What a dumpster fire that would be.

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