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Fiddlebottoms


"Who cares if the sun will rise again?"

The various kindest things anyone has ever said about me :)

"... an author in a distant headspace, who's gone past the ability to cry about things and can only laugh at them, no matter how tragic.” -- Bad Horse

"This story makes me feel dumb because I can't understand what is happening." -- Jake The Army Guy

"This story makes me want to snuggle with you on a fold-out couch, then smother you to death with a wet dishcloth." -- Twifight Sparkill

"I'm not usually a mean person but...This was the dumbest piece of shit I've ever read in my entire life. Not once, through my brief read, Did I not regret ever clicking on the link that leads to said story ... You have everything to be sorry for, This is all your fault. You're a horrible, horrible person..." -- Hungrybear

“revisionist fuck” -- Amit

“Most of his work is bizarre, surreal, and makes absolutely no sense when you think about it.” -- the parasprite

"Fiddlebottoms's style remains opaque to things like 'analyzing authorial intent' and 'figuring out what the hell is going on here' ... This is a story I read. I'm not sure I understood a word of it ... it never ceased to be intriguing, in the daftest way possible. Do give it a try, I suppose?" -- PresentPerfect

"Poor attempts at humor in between shocking horrors of life and death." -- The Elusive Badgerpony

"i'll mention you in my suicide note" -- darf

"Some day I will forget you." -- Griseus

“revisionist fuck” -- 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China

"What the fuck you asshole. You disgust me, you really do." -- onourown

"I appreciate the things you choose to write." -- Sunshine-Smiles

"Everything about this work suits me, and better than when I tried such." -- fashionistas revenge

"This has been a weird trip, but not a boring one." -- Hey its that Pony

"I'm sorry to hear the friend of yours passed away ... and I'm not exactly sure what this story is supposed to reflect about your relationship" -- Dragon Turtle

"I'm not sure if I just had an existential crisis or a brush with some unnamed Eldrich Horror." ~ Skeeter The Lurker

"revisionist fuck" -- John McDonnell

“You are gloriously horrid Fiddles.” -- Questionable Object

“It’s a cheap form of bleakness.” -- Alondro

"It's like watching the village idiot interview a madman." -- The Spirit of Evil

“This has given me so many ideas, most of them irrational, the few that aren't are illogical, all equally pointless.” -- WrathOfGod519

"Fiddlebottoms is a true treasure and i think I would weep if i ever attempted to have a long conversartion with him." -- Themaskedferret

"revisionist fuck" -- Ice Star

watch knighty ignore that he literally said this

"The fat fetish and inflation communities will be the force which saves My Little Pony fanfiction from financial ruin and pushes us forward into a 22nd century of boundless growth." -- knighty

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United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls

The defendant’s ambiguous and equivocal reference to a ‘lawyer dog’ does not constitute an invocation of counsel that warrants termination of the interview.

Before either of us or this site die, I would very much like to write a collab with you.

Stoneburner is quite good.

Very recommend.

Writers be writing things like

Luna lifted her head and looked down her nose.

As if the mental effort required to picture such an image or the time to read those words are worth the picture presented, when if would be much more interesting, and therefore worth reading and writing, if instead

Luna lifter her head and looked through her nose. She blinked a sneeze of bewilderment.

"Shane-Kuhr, like the sore. How's that spelled? Hm, let me see."
Types C-A-N-C-E-R into DuckDuckGo
The internet helpfully provides responses about cancer, since that is what I searched for.
"Oh, wait, what? Oh, cancer, Kan-Suhr. Ok. I see the confusion now. I meant Shane-Kuhr. Let me try again."
Types C-A-N-C-E-R into DuckDuckGo
The internet helpfully provides the same responses about cancer, since that is what I searched for again.
"Hm, wait? Oh, I see the problem. No, I meant Shane-Kuhr, not Kan-Suhr. Let me try again."
Types C-A-N-C-E-R into DuckDuckGo
The internet helpfully does just as it has the past two times I made this specific request.
"Oh, shit, I'm stuck in a loop!"

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